PETROV WATCH

Every week, well I hope every week, we will see. Right now, I have a decent bank account, so I want to keep going with the nice payouts. I am going to be outlining how each of the Petrovs are doing. Right now, with no Petrovs signed (F), I am going to outline why you should sign each one of them. Now, most of them understand that they may not play, but I will be giving reasons why they should play. Us Russians need money, so please pay us and watch the dynasty grow. You can reach out to each of us, I will add the usernames of each Petrov. Enjoy!

D Boris Petrov - @LimJahey
The first Petrov is going to be Boris Petrov. Why should you sign Boris? Well, are you sick of all of your defenseman getting burned? I can see quite a few people that this guy would be faster than. In fact, he would be tied for the fastest player out of the 192 players in the index. So, you think that he is going to be not effective? Think again. This guy should be signed as he would be the fastest player in the SMJHL. You want to make history? How about boasting that you have the fastest guy in the league? You could even make it your username. Think of the possibilities! This guy is an awesome guy in the locker room and no doubt could be a huge addition to your speedy squad. Sign him before you cannot.

C Rikki Petrov - @AndrewWarren13
Are you a team that could really use a playmaker for your scorer who just has not seemed to click this year? Look no further than Rikki Petrov. He is available for a super low price, and of course, he could be a huge player on your special teams as well as setting up scorers. I really like the look of this guy on the offensive side of the ice. Why would you not want to sign a guy that could have an impact especially in special teams which could tip the scale in any game that matters. Oh, you know, the playoffs? So, you are telling me that you really do not want to win a playoff game? I would sign him. He will be an amazing addition to the locker room and your team.

D Teylora Petrov - @panda
Now, how about if you are a team that  gives up so many goals. How about you, Carolina or St. Louis? How about you Anaheim? Could you use a defensive first defenseman? How about you Detroit, interested in bringing back a former GM? How about you St. Louis, interested in bringing back a guy from an agency that has produced one of your retired jerseys? I am not really looking for any playing time, I am just trying to get back into the SHL as it’s been a year since I have been here. I have won 5 Challenge Cups with my player, but this one is going to be better than the rest. Do you want to have your name etched in the history of Teylora?

RW Bobov Petrov - @indonesianhusker
Does anyone know who this guy is? He is a max earner from NSFL. He will get max here with those welfare PTs as well, so why would you not want to keep him active. He can  be great in your locker room and on the ice, he can be even better. He is a two-way guy as he can pass the puck a bit and also get back on defense. He will not be a stud in any area, but you can expect him not to make many mistakes as he is a solid player. You want to add someone to the locker room and get to know a first generation player here? Why would you not want to take a chance on him. Get a head start on scouting for the draft, bring him in. I promise, you will not regret it.

RW Vladmir Petrov - @Muford
How about bringing in the original Petrov? How about a guy who has a former League MVP, Challenge Cups and 4 Star Cups? How about bringing in this guy who is literally good at everything. This is about how balanced that you can possibly be. I mean, offensively and physical is all 10s basically. Imagine that, do you want Mr 10 on your team? Who would not want this beautiful soul in your locker room. This guy can deliver deep dish pizzas to your doorstop. I mean, how about you sign this guy? Why would you not want to? Give him the money, sign him, have a ball. I think having his experience will go a long way in any locker room.

LW Slava Petrov - @ckroyal92
Honestly, I cannot understand how anyone has not signed this guy yet. Imagine not signing one of the best players in the league a few years ago. This guy has so much experience and history in SHL, it would be a shame not sign his agent. I mean, imagine bringing him into the locker room, what that would do? It can be so easy to bring in a guy like this for a mere 1 million. Are you telling me that he is not worth 1 million to you? I know that I would cross you right off my scouting list if you did not think I was worth that. I see a lot of people getting signed, how about we make Slava next. This guy NEEDS to be a DFA. I am not kidding.

D Mikhael Petrov - @to12143
Oles literally has Senior member on his tag, he has been here since 2017, are you not going to sign him and bring him to your team? Do you not care about bringing in activity and fun to your locker room? He is mostly a defensive and physical player. So, another guy that can bolster your defensive core. Are you going to be lame and not try to win in the playoffs? Defense wins championships, so if you do not sign him, I guess you do not care about winning.

So, how about we get all of the Petrovs signed in the SMJHL as DFAs. This is the time of the Petrovs. We are here to dominate.