Simulation Hockey League
[I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - Printable Version

+- Simulation Hockey League (https://simulationhockey.com)
+-- Forum: League Media (https://simulationhockey.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=610)
+--- Forum: SHL Media (https://simulationhockey.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=46)
+---- Forum: Graded Articles (https://simulationhockey.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=545)
+---- Thread: [I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay (/showthread.php?tid=108970)



[I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - Katth - 07-31-2020

As the season is almost a week underway and the Tampa Bay Barracuda is already sitting on 2 wins, a lot of people are sweating over their parlays. During the off season it seemed like a sure thing, but right now it's looking completely different. After a 0-50-0 season last season people were standing in line to bet on Tampa Bay Barracuda under at 3.5 wins for the season. Tampa Bay currently being already half way there is making people sweat over their millions invested in their parlays.

I got to talk to someone who parlayed with Tampa Bay.

Interview Me: Are you worried about losing your money because of Tampa Bay?

Dodgy Anonymous SHL user: It's only money at the end of the day, but it does worry me. I had to write alot of none sense in the media section for it in previous seasons and now I'm seeing it vaporize right in front of me.

Interview Me: If you knew this beforehand what other bet would you have picked instead of Tampa Bay?

Dodgy Anonymous SHL user: Oh uhm, I don't really know. I guess I would pick Toronto under as they seem to suck even harder than Tampa Bay right now. Also Baltimore is looking pretty bad as well as Minnesota. There's just so many teams tanking right now, it's like they are competing with one another to be the absolute worst in the league.

Interview Me: How do you feel about so many teams tanking?

Dodgy Anonymous SHL user: I love it. My player is scoring 3 points per games against these teams, so yeah. Felt cute, might break some SHL records later.

Interview Me: But to be fair, this is bad right?

Dodgy Anonymous SHL user: I guess so, but they gotta do what they gotta do. I mean there's players in the SMJHL that are just keeping their fingers crossed not to be drafted by these teams. So there's that. I think it's pretty bad so many teams are in these positions right now, but hopefully, some day, they'll be good again.

Interview Me: If you had to pick one of those teams to become good again in the near future, who would it be and why?

Dodgy Anonymous SHL user: I think I'd go with Baltimore. They are one of the teams that had the most recent success winning a couple cups in the season 40's. I think they also drafted pretty decent and have management with experience. I don't want to write off any other team though. Some of them have prospect pools the size of Buffalo's e-penis.

Interview Me: Any final words to end this short but powerful interview?

Dodgy Anonymous SHL user: I hate the casino.


RE: [I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - Henrik - 07-31-2020

Preach.


RE: [I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - PremierBromanov - 07-31-2020

you can put FHN there, welcome aboard


RE: [I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - WannabeFinn - 07-31-2020

Haha he said e-penis lol


RE: [I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - sköldpaddor - 07-31-2020

can't lose any casino money if you had no money in the first place try being broke like me


RE: [I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - ImShiny - 07-31-2020

go tampa go


RE: [I don't know what to put here] People sweating over Tampa Bay - ImShiny - 07-31-2020

07-31-2020, 11:11 AMsköldpaddor Wrote: can't lose any casino money if you had no money in the first place try being broke like me
relatable to the max