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TURG TURG’S WILD RIDE (2x media bonus) - ThisSeemsFishy - 09-16-2020 Welcome back to another special edition of Hockeyyyyyyyyyy: Right Now! We’ve already an exciting offseason which saw two new teams, the Seattle Argonauts and Atlanta Inferno, come to the league. But tonight, we have a special report brought to you from the icy wastelands of Anchorage, Alaska. That’s right, it’s another TURG TURG episode. Buckle up with me, Pauline Mieleg. We have a wild ride in store for you! About a week into the offseason, Anchorage police departments were getting reports of a potential kidnapping of a four month old baby boy named Bloos. Kind of a strange name for a baby, but we’ll let it slide. The car was adorned with Armada and Barracuda flags and had appeared to have spray paint on the side that said TURG PRETTY GOOD in big black letters. A bumper sticker on the back said “Honk if you are not TURG.” So it was pretty safe to say whose vehicle it was. Yes, that’s right. You’re not being fed misinformation like it’s an election year. TURG TURG had kidnapped a small child, and was on a police chase with the baby in tow. The car was reported to have crossed the median into oncoming traffic several times and pedestrians said they could hear 100 gecs blasting from the vehicle. Whatever that means. Once Anchorage police officers managed to get TURG to pull over, they pulled him out of the car until they realized who it was. They brought little baby Bloos back to his mother and took TURG down to the station. The mother agreed to drop all charges over what she saw as “a simple misunderstanding by a beautifully stupid man.” We managed to catch up with TURG for an exclusive interview. PM: So TURG. What happened? TT: TURG HEARD BABY BLOOS WAS CRYING SO TURG TAKE HIM TO MCDONALDS BUT POLICE NOT LIKE THAT! PM: But how did you know the babies name? TT: BLOOS TELL TURG HIS NAME! TURG SPEAK BABY! PM: Is there anything you would like to say something to the mother of Bloos? TT: TURG WILL PICK YOU UP AT SEVEN PM: Well it would appear that TURG has got himself a date, so we’ll let him go now. TURG TURG would receive one fine for swearing at Anchorage police and nothing more. RE: TURG TURG’S WILD RIDE (2x media bonus) - PremierBromanov - 09-16-2020 beauty RE: TURG TURG’S WILD RIDE (2x media bonus) - Rangerjase - 09-16-2020 Should have gone to Wendys smh RE: TURG TURG’S WILD RIDE (2x media bonus) - bluesfan55 - 09-16-2020 lmfao TURG DAD RE: TURG TURG’S WILD RIDE (2x media bonus) - Wearingabear - 09-17-2020 TURG TURG