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RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Massive Coiler - 10-16-2020
An unseen perk of being traded to the Toronto North Stars is a great number of sponsorship opportunities. However, as the team is rebuilding and the small handful of stars on the team already have advertising deals, lesser companies look to lesser players. Delver Fudgeson is currently attached to Daily Safety, a company which specializes in checking various household hazards to ensure your untimely death is not waiting around the corner. Delver lost his parents to an unfortunate tightrope "accident" at the circus when the wire holding them snapped. The company thought to use this memory to get him at a cheaper price, which is what happened. The service provides a licensed safety inspector to check anything in your home that could potentially kill you at any second. Knives exposed on the counter-top, faulty appliances, fridge tipping, sink drownings, shower slipping, yard bears, flocks of seagulls, etc. The inspector will check anywhere you tell them to, and some places you don't want them snooping, for your protection. If something isn't up to code, they will go over your options and put you up in a safe-house until your home is deemed acceptable to return to. Workplace hazards can also be inspected if you get the Daily Safety Office subscription tier. Delver Fudgeson uses it, which causes an inspector to be at the rink on a daily basis, checking skate blades, sharpened sticks, cocaine, anything that is found at a hockey rink that could cause serious damage if not properly stored.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - GCool - 10-16-2020
"Long" John Donair's newest endeavor is - you might've guessed it - a meal plan subscription service! Available at a reduced price to Outlaws season ticket holders, you can have the same diet as "Long" John Donair and several other of your favorite outlaw players for $35.99 a week. This includes players' favorite snacks to hold you over throughout the week, as well as two high-end meals that may as well have come off Donair's dinner table!
The first set of meals to go out this week includes, as a tongue-in-cheek reference to John's nickname, mini Long Johns as your dessert. They might not have any filling, but man are those oblong iced donuts great with a morning coffee. The snacks include some beef jerky, John's favorite post-skate snack, and two dinner platters: a ribeye with brussells sprouts and mashed potatoes, and a classic donair (of course)!
The first subscribers will also get a recipe for Danny's Bananas Foster, soon to be available at his gym.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - JayWhy - 10-16-2020
This is going to be Aittokallio's Spelling and Pronunciation Services. All of his life, and for the life of his ancestors ultimately, Jax has been dealing with his name being misrepresented constantly. Either people would misspell his name constantly, or when they tried to, they would mispronounce it by a mile.
I'm sure this is a constant issue. This would be a service you pay for either monthly or more commonly they would pay every 6 months or 12 months. This could be a great service for companies who work over the phone with customers and are in need of help with proper pronunciation or with help spelling names as their customers address it.
It would also be helpful to school teachers to be able to quickly address their students. Especially so, it could be useful for substitutes as it allows them an immediate ability to come in already with the knowledge of your students and look intelligent to make an immediate connection.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Fluw - 10-16-2020
Kristjansson was asked to represent Icelandic Hotdogs or Pylsur and be the face of the brand. I would call it Gummi's hotdogs for all occasions. The subscription service would ask each member the upcoming special events they have planned for the year, and also provide rainy day dates 2 times a month just as a just in case? Why? Well why Not? Girlfriend left you? HERE YOU GO! Gummi Hot Dog. You dog went to the gas station for ciggarettes and never came back? Here's a hot dog! Stuck with your in laws on a family vacation? Boom here is Gudumundur Kristjansson with you very own Icelandic hotdog, psst he might even make the in laws dissapear.
So for an easy $20 a month, you will be provided an Icelandic hotdog which may or may not come from Iceland and may or may not be delivered by the SMJHL's very own Gudmundur Kristjansson. Why is Kristjansson a good fit for this product? Have you see the boy eat hotdogs, he's a champ! Also PS i also still love you hotdog even though you ran away to be a GM of some Atlanta team. Kristjansson was molded in the way of the hotdog from his old friend @hotdog and because of this, ensure he has a hotdog every day before each game to keep his strength up, as each hotdog lends him their strength.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Wongy - 10-16-2020
Logan Wong’s promotion are free hoodies to subscription members from Sport Chek! Every year around Logan Wong’s birthday, all subscription members will be given a Calgary Dragons hoodie, with the option of adding 18 or 88 to the back of the hoodie for $10! Logan’s number 88, and Hunter’s number 18 are two numbers Calgary is hoping to put into the rafters one day. 18 is already done, and now 88 is the next Calgary project.
With the Calgary Dragons package from Sport Chek, all fans will receive a 10% discount on all Calgary mechandice for the year, and for every purchase of $40 or more, they will be entered into a once per month raffle for Calgary Dragons tickets! The Dragons are using Hunter’s legacy and relationship with Logan to advertise the team and hopefully the next Asian star in Alberta. The price of the subscription is $30 per year and can be cancelled anytime! But why would anyone want to cancel this amazing package.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - jtam - 10-16-2020
While most people are already familiar with the Ikea offering of the Rik Hammar collaboration that was unveiled earlier this season, another collaboration between Rikard Hammarberg and Ikea exists. Not as widely advertised due to the availability of Hammarberg, for a fee of subscription fee of 500$ per month, Hammarberg will personally deliver the latest piece in the Rik Hammar collaboration and assemble it for the client. This subscription service is only available in cities that have a SHL team, but expands to North America during the off season. The service is billed monthly and all subscribers will be placed in raffle pots with other subscribers within the same city. Every time Hammarberg visits the city, a subscriber will be picked from the pot to have their furniture assembled by Hammarberg. All other subscribers within that city will receive the latest piece from the Rik Hammar collection. In the offseason, cities not in the SHL will be picked out of a large raffle pot. The system is so confusing I got confused writing about it.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - esilverm - 10-16-2020
Let me introduce you to Nicolaj's Weekly Rental Midi Synth Keyboards For Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart. This subscription service provides Rental Midi Synth Keyboards For Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart as the name, "Nicolaj's Weekly Rental Midi Synth Keyboards For Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart" suggests. Why this? Because Nicolaj heard that Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart were lacking Rental Midi Synth Keyboards so he talked to the premier Rental Midi Synth Keyboards For Tots company to produce his new line of Rental Midi Synth Keyboards For Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart which can be rented weekly. Imagine Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart having their own Weekly Rental Midi Synth Keyboards For Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart. That is Nicolaj's vision. The rental price for a single Nicolaj Weekly Rental Midi Synth Keyboards For Tots That Know How To Play Music Like Mozart is 300.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Tomasnz - 10-16-2020
Urban outfitters is proud to announce the latest in monthly clothing subscription boxes, the Peter Larson subscription. The partnership between the high street brand and the hockey star is a collaboration incorporating styling Peter for all post game interviews and travel, and then creating a companion clothing subscription that sends you suitable and tailored clothing to suit your needs, inspired directly from the clothes Peter wore that month for post game shows.
Each month you will receive a clothing box, containing shirts, trousers, socks, jumpers, and other accessories that will be sized for you and match your taste profile as best is able to be done considering the constraint of Peter having worn something similar in one of is 15 to 20 appearances that month.
All unwanted items are able to be returned for future credit, and importantly your twelve box each year will include a special signed Manhattan rage urban T range by Peter himself.
Come on down and for a mere 80 dollars a month you can get access to This amazing deal.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Fitted2106 - 10-16-2020
Michael fitted is endorsing viagara because as we all know you need to perform when it counts. Also hooked on phonics since mans cant spell. That's really the products that ur boy has been tapped with pitching. Now if I may talk about why its because I cant get it up or spell typical of a loud mouthed yankee like myself. If you decide not to use these products your the worst type of fitted I could imagine. I just cant come to terms with the fact that some of you would actually do your mans like this. I'm legit out here putting myself out here for these thangs yall need to recognize and get u some viagra bruh and hook it into the phonics. Hard dicks and well read minds that's the michael fitted way. Come on dahn to tampa and get you some michael fitted dick while learning how to read baybeee.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - JuOSu - 10-16-2020
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RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - jason97 - 10-16-2020
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A company approaches your player about a subscription service sponsorship. Your player will be the face of a new brand, offering something to customers on a daily/weekly/monthly basis? What is the product? Eko van Otter's Stinky Fish Meals? Esa Parmborg's Weekly Chicken Parms? Jimmy Wagner's Tank Top Collection? Julio Tokolosh's Ethical Veggie Burgers? Scoochie Stratton's Swiss Cheese Delivery Service? Describe the service offered to customers that your player is an especially good fit for.It feels like I'm getting recruited every week from a new brand for some sort of product and I'm all for it. Calogero Crudelli was recently approached by an Italian food chain to be the face of their brand. The idea for this subscription service is that on a weekly basis, you get a package of Italian dishes with include pizzas and pasta, along with a special Italian dish that changes every week. Inside it includes all the items you need to complete your dish as well as recipes and instructions on how to make them. It also includes a video of yours truly, Calogero Crudelli, making all of the dishes and showing you step-by-step how to make these meals taste like a real chef. It was an easy decision being one of the star Italian players in the league. I got to partner up to with one of my passions, food and culinary, and I get to put a smile on people's faces as well.
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166 wordsRE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Toivo - 10-16-2020
Elijah Jones is offered to be the face of Jones’ BBQ and Foot Massage’s new subscription service. Ever need a plate of BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Need that weekly? Well for a small monthly fee equivalent to purchasing a small cup of coffee 6 times a day, you can get unlimited BBQ and foot massages. Jones is not related to the famous BBQ and Foot Massage parlor, but could lend them some credibility with his endorsement. Elijah Jones thought they were joking when they first offered him the opportunity to be the face of the service. This subscription service is meant for those serious about BBQ and Foot Massages. If you don’t plan on using the service multiple times a week, then yeah go on to another service or just be nickel and dimed every time you are in the mood for both BBQ and Foot Massages. The ball is in your court.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Ferda - 10-16-2020
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RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Steve - 10-16-2020
Guy LeGrande had a meeting with his agent last month with a strange proposal. His agent was approached by a local cable company trying to drum up subscriptions to their low quality hockey channel. They wanted to get someone in the sport that the locals would know but not big enough that they would have to pay him actual money to sponsor such a small market channel. Well the pay would be that Guy would get the service for free if he made a thirty second commercial endorsing the channel. Guy, being the great person that he is, offered to be a spokesman for the endeavor for free if they aired the local high school league. They really weren't interested in that market until they figured out that it could actually bring in new customers that would want to see their kid on tv. So now Guy LeGrande is the face of “Blades of Glory” hockey channel. For an extra $1.99 per month, you could watch it too.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - SFresh3 - 10-16-2020
Ryu Jones has been approached by a food delivery service to have him as the face of their new Subscription Service since Ryu is a perfect fit with the Service’s name. The Subscription Service is called ‘What Are You Jonesing For?’ and it specialized in delivering any food item that the user of the Subscription Service is really jonesing for based on a computer algorithm based on an initial questionnaire that the user fills out when signing up for the Service. Each week, a box of random foods will appear on the user’s doorstep with different food items. There could be any range of items from chocolates, to hamburgers, to beers or wines. All items are non-refundable, and a return box must be filled with the wrappers or empty bottles of the last box before the next shipment will be made. All of this could be yours for the low price of $20 a week.
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