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RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - EricNCSU - 10-17-2020
Being a kid from North Carolina, and now in Texas, by way of St. Louis, clearly Eric Hudson's subscription service would be a Barbeque of the Month club. Sign up for the "Team USA" package and you'll receive all of the classic American barbecue styles, including North Carolina Pulled Pork, Texas Beef Brisket, Alabama White Sauce BBQ Chicken, Kansas City Beef Ribs, St. Louis Pork Ribs, Baltimore Pit Beef, Hawaiian Kalua Pig and more! Upgrade to the "World Championship" package and receive all of the Team USA package, with add-ons from around the world, including Korean Bulgogi Beef, Argentinean Beef Steak, Japanese Yakisoba, Mongolian BBQ Stir Fry, Brazilian Churrasco, Chinese BBQ Pork Buns and more! The "Gold Medal" package includes all of the Team USA and World Championship meats, as well as a cookbook, cooking tools and spices and sauces specific for each regional or national style. Eat your way around the world!!
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156 wordsRE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - grok - 10-17-2020
reports indicate dee centerman IV's agent was approached with a business request. a weekly food delivery service reached out through the whalers organization for a key individual to represent the brand in internet and TV spots. the product, Home Kitchen Delivered, is pretty much just another blue apron ripoff. when questioned from the media, centerman IV said "yeah i don't really give a shit about that kind of thing. the weekly subscription services or food delivery stuff...if someone is delivering me food, i want it pre-made." while Home Kitchen Delivered did not respond to a request for a statement, centerman IV had more to say. "honestly i thought their product was kinda crap too. cheap and weird. i guess that's the rub, that they're a little bit cheaper? but they aren't even really cheaper. i would not buy this. you should not buy this. just go to the grocery store."
centerman IV is reportedly due in court for a deposition in Kitchen Delivered LLC vs Centerman IV later this week.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - bk1689 - 10-17-2020
I think the partnership between superstar Calgary Dragons defensemen, Brennan Kennedy Jr, and the fast food chain famous for their flame grilling, Burger King would be the best promotion in the league. Every goal Kennedy Jr scores, if you have a ticket from that game, its worth a whopper the next day at Calgary Burger King locations. Most promotions would stop at just one, but not this. For a big time player like Kennedy, we need a big time deal. Every assist, well that's good for a medium shake the following day. Did Kennedy Jr block a shot? Well you're in luck, every shot block is worth 1 spicy nugget (supplies limited). 2 penalty minutes? Well that's a Whopper Jr for you. The deals never end, a decent game for him, and you have enough food to feed the whole family the next day. What a time to be alive.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Evok - 10-17-2020
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RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - soulja - 10-17-2020
EA sports have come to the infamous Zlatan Ibrahimovic jr for TV advertisement. They know that by coming to Zlatan Ibra jr., they will get a fan base in FIFA and NHL which is 2 of their popular game franchises. What do they need Zlatan Ibrahimovic to do? Basically he will have to play their games for a tv commercial. In addition they will also be giving all who preorder a unique Zlatan Ibrahimovic jr Ultimate team card in NHL. This is crazy to have such a great player like him. Zlatan ibrahimovic and junior will both get a custom face and animation in both sports franchises. It will be a great father and son feature and many expect this to bombard the sales for EA. As Zlatan ibrahimovic Jr was trying out the new NHL game featuring him, he was a tad disappointed that he was not as agile as he is in real life. As a result EA sports have worked on his character to make him more fluid in the game. His defensive aspect of the game is flawless, he literally is the great wall of Sweden. After having junior do the advertisement, the EA team was very satisfied.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Count Chocula - 10-17-2020
For the low payment of $5.99 a month you have the chance to enjoy Chill with Kierkegaard. SHL prospect, Elias Kierkegaard, will publish weekly meditation and ASMR videos for all subscribers to listen to. Chill with Kierkegaard will offer a wide variety of meditation sessions that focus on stress relief, mindfulness, and self reflection. As an enlightened athlete, it is a pregame ritual for the superstar. His videos will help you reach your inner peace and help you understand life's deeper meanings. This practice has helped him reach a more mental role in his athletic career and helped his clear headedness in his play. Elias is also offering ASMR sessions for those who enjoy the tactile relaxation of soft sounds. It can be a euphoric experience, one that engages the entire body. It will synchronize the senses and allow you to feel better than ever. So sign up now and Chill with Kierkegaard.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - bigbluex02 - 10-17-2020
PBE AFFILIATE
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Rangerjase - 10-17-2020
What a perfect sunny day down in Tampa bay Florida. Zoltan Topalo, Star of the SHL standing on the street corner holding a cardboard sign. SALVATION AWAITS YOU! ZOLTAN WILL SPARE YOU FOR A MERE MINIMUM “DONATION” OF $20 PER MONTH! JUST ONE LIFETIME OF MONTHLY PAYMENTS WILL OFFER YOU SALVATION FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY! I wouldn’t really say this is much of a subscription service. Everyone needs at least the bare minimum of salvation in their lives. The donation even comes with an annual postcare. Upon your ultimate demise, Lord Zoltan will protect and look after you in the afterlife. Lucky for Zoltan he was traded to the Florida area. Certain areas of the state are a hotbed for converts and Zoltan hit a new record for sign ups for his service the last 4 months! Lord Zoltan couldn’t be happier with Zoltan's commitment to him. He has promised increased hockey ability in the coming years. Please sign up today!
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - Paq - 10-18-2020
As we are all well aware here in the Simulation Hockey League, Erben Kasius' home country is, of course, the Netherlands. As a Dutchman, Kasius has been known to partake in the great past time of smoking grass. So, what better sponsorship for the up and coming star for the New England Wolfpack than to be the spokesperson for some of his country's finest coffee shops. Although Kasius is fairly well known by his countrymen, he is not well known in the states, as he honestly just is not very good yet. So it makes sense that it would be something more local that he'd receive sponsorship interest from. That being said, when the United States of American finally pull the decades old stick out of their ass and legalize marijuana, Kasius will be well positioned to be the face of America's first "coffee" shops. Of course by the time that actually happens he'll probably be like 70 or 80 years old, or dead, quite frankly. But even if they have to exhume his corpse and use his decaying skeleton as the mascot, it is literally in his contract that they will do so. Also the they here is "Green Bean Coffee Shop", which is a chain that I just made up because frankly I don't even smoke weed so I know basically nothing about coffee shops in Amsterdam or even about pot.
ISFL/PBE: speculadora
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - micool132 - 10-18-2020
The subscription service combining the marketing power of Nathan Explosion and his new team, the Inferno is the Duncan Hills Coffee subscription package. Get 15 samples of coffee per month, for the low price of 99$ per month. The newest roast added to the Duncan Hills Coffee brand is the Inferno roast, allowing you to taste the blackest black times infinity coffee. No other coffee in the world tastes blacker than this one. You will also get in the monthly package the traditional guatamala, ethiopian and french vanilla roast. You will be dying for a cup (maybe litteraly, you have to sign a death waiver before subscribing). Some sellouts, I mean fans, have already claimed this is the best value coffee they have ever gotten, despite the price being fairly high for regular jackoffs. Explosion's toughts of these critics? "they are dildos".
Be sure to subscribe to the fresh creamers package made by Nathan Explosion, which is just an empty box since all coffee should be drank black, which is totally metal.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - DollarAndADream - 10-18-2020
Recently, a big company approached star forward Mikael Choybuk for an opportunity to brand an item of theirs. McDonald's approached Choybuk to offer him a deal in putting his name on a new burger, the McChoyburger. It's a chicken parmesan burger at McDonald's! Basically you can subscribe and eat up to 2 burgers per day, for a $30/month fee. That's a lot of McChoyburgers! McDonald's has never really had a chicken parm kind of sandwich, and so they approached a Calgary Dragon player to endorse this item, because of the love and joy that Dragons have had around chicken parms for years. This upcoming week, Mikael Choybuk will be working in the drive-thru of many McDonald's locations near you to give a jump start to this new promotion. Be sure to stop by the yellow arches and try out this new, fantastic burger. The McChoyburger!
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - sulovilen - 10-18-2020
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RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - mastersheep - 10-18-2020
Dunkin’ Donuts contacted Ethan Duncan about promoting a new subscription service that offers little rewards based on a subscription. Basically the deal would be, customers would pay Dunkin’ Donuts $11 a month, which is Ethan’s jersey number, and they would receive a card that they would swipe every time they ordered a donut at no additional charge. The hope is that it gets more foot traffic in the door and perhaps someone wants a sandwich or maybe coffee and purchases that along with the “free” donut. He doesn’t know if they thought they were being clever with the name, but they decided the promotion will be called Duncan’s Dunkin’ Donuts. They are putting a big decal of his player in every Dunkin’ Donuts window with him in his Platoon jersey and the number 11 clearly visible. Duncan worked with artists and photographers to get his image out and he thinks this could actually work as a promotion as it’s similar to other types of subscription based services where you pay a flat fee for a bunch of stuff.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - NONAME - 10-18-2020
An opportunity for a subscription based sponsorship appeared for Bo Kane and he was not about to decline that type of money, even if it opened the opportunity for meme galore. The proposed idea was a men's hair paste product, Slick Plays. The company decided to target Kane because of the correlation between his "slick plays on the ice". They came up with some cheesy catch phrases such as "lookin slick on and off the ice". Kane was the target of online memes for a good couple months and the onslaught of roasts didn't stop there. His fellow teammates on the Argonauts got their fair share of shots on social media as well as it became a trend for each player to post a meme each day.
At the end of the day, Kane continues to collect a big paycheck each month due to the popularity of the subscription which ended up allowing him to take a slight paycut to stay with Seattle for 2 more seasons.
RE: S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service - suavemente - 10-18-2020
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Wow this is a nice business you have *crash*. Oh my god when did that damage happen!? Was it recently? Looks like you need better security around this place. Good news for you my friend, (points to business-associates with adidas tracksuits and baseball bats) I have just the solution for you! We like to explain this system as the mutual cooperation between client and our team of friendly associates. When you agree to this arrangement, our associates will take down your number and also provide theirs. Anytime you need any sort of assistance feel free to call upon our team-members 24/7 7-day-a-week we are available to assist you. Now you might be wondering what this amazing service will cost you, worry not, we make privately tailored plans that anyone can afford. Please just forward all of your accounting information and we will setup a fair payment plan for you. Do remember to act fast though because *windows breaking, shelfs collapsing* Rates are going up fast. Act now BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.