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Wing Wang Wurmple - Diary Entry #1 - platanocat - 06-15-2021
Hello. I am SMHJHL rookie Wing Wang. Some of you may have heard of me. I would like to dispel any previous rumors made about my identity. I am not, nor have I ever been a cybernetic convection oven nor any other form of sentient home appliance. I am in fact a wurmple that descends from a long line of proud and distinguished wurmple. I hope to make my mark on history by playing hockey in the SHL someday.
Just this is past week I made a huge step towards my goals by being drafted in the SHL minor league (whatever it’s called) by the Nevada Battle Born. I am extreme happy with where I landed and excited to be a productive participant in their team rebuild. I’ve met the general managers and have come to know and respect them. I plan to support their efforts in any way I can.
The teammates in my draft class are also awesome people. Willie Miller and Melvin Majestik-Moose are my new buddies. Yesterday we went out for ice cream together and talked about how much Anaheim is a total crap hole of a city and how glad we were to have not gotten drafted there. It was a delightful team building experience.
Speaking of experiences, Las Vegas is a super rad city. With no humidity, I never have to worry about sweaty swamp ass on my little wurmple butt. It’s amazing. I have taken up some of the local hobbies like hiking, pub crawling, perusing the art district, and cocaine. I expect to thoroughly enjoy my time here while it lasts. Here’s to the future and paving the way for other wurmple hockey players.
RE: Wing Wang Wurmple - Diary Entry #1 - Grapehead - 06-15-2021
I for one support our new wurmple overlords
RE: Wing Wang Wurmple - Diary Entry #1 - Sebster - 06-15-2021
Anaheim stinky
RE: Wing Wang Wurmple - Diary Entry #1 - SecondSucks22 - 06-15-2021
"And cocaine" I am born anew
RE: Wing Wang Wurmple - Diary Entry #1 - SlothFaceThrilla - 06-15-2021
I wish you happy everyday. 10/10 Loved the article
RE: Wing Wang Wurmple - Diary Entry #1 - SchwarzNarr - 06-15-2021
wurmple bros
RE: Wing Wang Wurmple - Diary Entry #1 - EsAmYk - 06-15-2021
Go Battlborn!