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she told me she was 21 - Lobbanet - 06-17-2021

Hey guys.. whats up its Darwin Koff here and i need to talk about something.

So yeah, we did some training in Kelowna the other day and after the training some guys from the team went for dinner at a local place and hade some beers.  Anyway so both Vancouver and Kelowna players meet at this restaurant and some guys brought along some family members to the restaurant. Wives, sisters and so on. We had a really good time together and had some laughs before the seasons starts. So i meet with this girl from Kelowna, think she is a sister to someone from their team or similar. Whatever.. she smells like fresh fruit and cinnamon so i get really interested about her. We talked for a bit and had some really interesting conversations. To be very clear about this, she didnt say anything about her relationship status at this stage so i tought it was fair game and all.

Yeah so we get to her place, and some old guy there like 6'3 was yelling at me to get the fuck back to Vancouver and i was very confused about the whole thing. I was just having some fun chill out dude. And she was in on it so whatever man she told me she was 21 and all so its all cool right? Anyway what the hell just trying to do the right thing over there dont blame it all on me cmon im just a fourth line winger trying to make some progress.

So yeah, the conclusion of this,stay the heck away from Kelowna, they got crazy old dads or whatever yelling at you whenever you try to score something. Looking forward to the other roadtrips this season. But Kelowna is from now and onward a No-Go zone.

Darwin Koff

(307 words)


RE: she told me she was 21 - SlashACM - 06-17-2021

Some say if you go to Kelowna you become a shell of yourself. The only words you can utter are "accepted"


RE: she told me she was 21 - Pingy Pingu - 06-17-2021

yes very good i agree dont go there


RE: she told me she was 21 - PremierBromanov - 06-17-2021

Is the joke that she was as minor?


RE: she told me she was 21 - steveoiscool - 06-17-2021

06-17-2021, 07:49 PMPremierBromanov Wrote: Is the joke that she was as minor?
no she was from kelowna


RE: she told me she was 21 - Rotti - 06-17-2021

I see a future with @Fitted2106 media company here...


RE: she told me she was 21 - Fitted2106 - 06-17-2021

06-17-2021, 07:23 PMLobbanet Wrote: Hey guys.. whats up its Darwin Koff here and i need to talk about something.

So yeah, we did some training in Kelowna the other day and after the training some guys from the team went for dinner at a local place and hade some beers.  Anyway so both Vancouver and Kelowna players meet at this restaurant and some guys brought along some family members to the restaurant. Wives, sisters and so on. We had a really good time together and had some laughs before the seasons starts. So i meet with this girl from Kelowna, think she is a sister to someone from their team or similar. Whatever.. she smells like fresh fruit and cinnamon so i get really interested about her. We talked for a bit and had some really interesting conversations. To be very clear about this, she didnt say anything about her relationship status at this stage so i tought it was fair game and all.

Yeah so we get to her place, and some old guy there like 6'3  was yelling at me to get the fuck back to Vancouver and i was very confused about the whole thing. I was just having some fun chill out dude. And she was in on it so whatever man she told me she was 21 and all so its all cool right? Anyway what the hell just trying to do the right thing over there dont blame it all on me cmon im just a fourth line winger trying to make some progress.

So yeah, the conclusion of this,stay the heck away from Kelowna, they got crazy old dads or whatever yelling at you whenever you try to score something. Looking forward to the other roadtrips this season. But Kelowna is from now and onward a No-Go zone.

Darwin Koff

(307 words)



We have an open spot over at FHN would u be interested in a spot? Only thing we ask for is more spelling errors


RE: she told me she was 21 - Lobbanet - 06-17-2021

06-17-2021, 08:36 PMFitted2106 Wrote:
06-17-2021, 07:23 PMLobbanet Wrote: Hey guys.. whats up its Darwin Koff here and i need to talk about something.

So yeah, we did some training in Kelowna the other day and after the training some guys from the team went for dinner at a local place and hade some beers.  Anyway so both Vancouver and Kelowna players meet at this restaurant and some guys brought along some family members to the restaurant. Wives, sisters and so on. We had a really good time together and had some laughs before the seasons starts. So i meet with this girl from Kelowna, think she is a sister to someone from their team or similar. Whatever.. she smells like fresh fruit and cinnamon so i get really interested about her. We talked for a bit and had some really interesting conversations. To be very clear about this, she didnt say anything about her relationship status at this stage so i tought it was fair game and all.

Yeah so we get to her place, and some old guy there like 6'3  was yelling at me to get the fuck back to Vancouver and i was very confused about the whole thing. I was just having some fun chill out dude. And she was in on it so whatever man she told me she was 21 and all so its all cool right? Anyway what the hell just trying to do the right thing over there dont blame it all on me cmon im just a fourth line winger trying to make some progress.

So yeah, the conclusion of this,stay the heck away from Kelowna, they got crazy old dads or whatever yelling at you whenever you try to score something. Looking forward to the other roadtrips this season. But Kelowna is from now and onward a No-Go zone.

Darwin Koff

(307 words)



We have an open spot over at FHN would u be interested in a spot? Only thing we ask for is more spelling errors
Tbh i was expecting more from you. Its like you are the cheap china guy they send whenever they want something done.


RE: she told me she was 21 - Fitted2106 - 06-17-2021

06-17-2021, 08:58 PMLobbanet Wrote:
06-17-2021, 08:36 PMFitted2106 Wrote: We have an open spot over at FHN would u be interested in a spot? Only thing we ask for is more spelling errors
Tbh i was expecting more from you. Its like you are the cheap china guy they send whenever they want something done.


First off fuck ur bitch and the clique u claim and on behalf of FHN WELCOME TO THE FAMILY


RE: she told me she was 21 - trella - 06-18-2021

Fitted the greatest to eva do it no question


RE: she told me she was 21 - leafs1997 - 06-18-2021

06-17-2021, 07:31 PMSlashACM Wrote: Some say if you go to Kelowna you become a shell of yourself. The only words you can utter are "accepted"
BRUH