Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract

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Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - Samsung virtual assistant - 12-17-2021

So it's been days since we were eliminated and i still haven't recieved a contract offer because J is a big bully and Corey is a poopoo.

Hello i am Big Sweg aka Swegkingu aka Swegbutthole aka Searchbing aka SMEGkingMA aka スウェグキング aka washed-up trash.

I write to you all now because as i mentioned at the start i still haven't recieved a new contract offer. As a matter of fact i haven't even recieved a single PM.
I'm starting to realise that they are trying to get rid of me silently. J however couldn't hide his disgust for me a couple nights ago.

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So who is Sweg? Well he's a bust quite frankly, but at least he has the all time record for +/-, which he managed to keep by a hair as Akira Ren decided to go for it this season.

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Other than that he really hasn't done much except for winning da cup back in 57, winning the Bojo Buscuit in 59, as well as a couple IIHF golds with Japan (Japan namba wan).

I would love to be tampered again, the last time was by @WannabeFinn but i didn't bite that time because i don't enjoy him likening me and Formx to two squirrels having sex.
I'm not even sure if anyone would want me so perhaps i have to retire in the end but who knows. I have some preferences though for the team that would sign me.

1. No cheating or exploiting. I don't like that hehe
2. No savescummers like @Tylar
3. Nobody on my ignorelist on the roster. There are only 4 users on it so the odds are in your favor.
4. I'm going to need you to send me at least 5 of your rostered users photos taken with the snapchat anime filter.
5. I need someone who will help me win fantasy as well as having good draft mocks. I usually do well in season predictions so that's fine.

What do i bring?

A defenseman that could probably work in the lower or middle pairing. I don't imagine anyone has a first line trashy enough for a bust like me.
A semi inactive discord user who posts a lot at times and nothing at other times.
A lot of anime gifs and content.
A lot of messages that only people that is part of the SSS(Sweg Secret Society) will ever see. IYKYK

See ya in a couple weeks eh

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RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - Samsung virtual assistant - 12-20-2021

Still no contract offered and im happy to see that this thread got as many replies as i got birthday wishes IRL

grade and remove this pls

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - WannabeFinn - 12-20-2021

Happy birthday!

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - ValorX77 - 12-20-2021

Dragons

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - honkerrs - 12-20-2021

Dragons

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - Wally - 12-20-2021

Squirrel Sex.

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - ACapitalChicago - 12-20-2021

Happy birthday!

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - Accka - 12-20-2021

Happy Panthers

day

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - JURT - 12-20-2021

Chicago should sign that man

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - LordBirdman - 12-20-2021

Is there an option to remove the anime gifs from the equation?

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - Keygan - 12-20-2021

Happy birthday @James Truong

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - JamesT - 12-20-2021

12-20-2021, 02:46 PMKeygan Wrote: Happy birthday @James Truong

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - fishy - 12-20-2021

Dragonite

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - wumaduce - 12-20-2021

I miss you Swegosaurus

RE: Big bust sweg is out of a big bust contract - DeletedAtUserRequest - 12-20-2021

Dragons