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HIRED: Kelowna Knights GM - Jexter - 05-08-2024
Ahoy!
Doth thou thinkest thee haveth what it takes to leadeth a host of good knights unto the frozen field of battle? Set thy eyes below.
Hearken, good comrades, I bear with a heavy heart tidings of import - we shall soon employ a new Kelowna GM. @artermis hath proven a paragon of reliability and a boon to our fellowship for many a season and has chosen to steppeth aside. We are deeply indebted for their manifold contributions, for they have displayed valor and diligence beyond measure. When the hour was darkest, they did not falter, but rose to the challenge with steadfast resolve. Mayhap their path leadeth to new adventures, and we wish them fair fortune and success in all future endeavors, includeth their post on the icy frontiers of the IIHF.
In short, thank you Arty for you many seasons working with us and while we are sad to see you go, we wish you the best!
The responsibilities of a General Manager include everything that comes with being a GM, including but not limited to: being active and leading the locker room, completing GM tasks on time, submitting legal lines, negotiating and depositing contracts, building a roster (scouting, drafting, and potentially trading), and all other team-related responsibilities.
All GMs receive $8M and an offseason (CW and All-star Week) pass.
Should you have any questions or wish to apply, please reach out to @SchwarzNarr here on the forums, on Discord at schwarznarr, or to any other member of SMJHL Head Office!
The deadline to submit applications for this position is Saturday, May 18th, at 11:59pm PST.
Applicants should consider reviewing the Application Guide!
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Hear ye, hear ye! Gather 'round, noble citizens and loyal supporters of the valiant Kelowna Knights. With great fanfare and reverence, we announce the appointment of a new General Manager, whose wisdom and valor shall steer this noble team to triumph. The wise sages and esteemed elders of our realm did deliberate long and hard, their minds sharpened by the whetstone of experience and their hearts stirred by the quest for glory. From amongst many worthy contenders, a singular figure emerged— Congratulations and fair tidings to @ThePyroAlpaca
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - spidey - 05-08-2024
This may be the best hiring post I have seen in a long time.
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - sköldpaddor - 05-08-2024
I haven’t been spoken to like this since the last time we went to Medieval Times
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - xjoverax - 05-08-2024
You had me at Doth
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - MikeLiut - 05-08-2024
Woah, it's weird to see Arty go. Thanks for everything, my friend
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - Reno - 05-08-2024
05-08-2024, 11:02 AMsköldpaddor Wrote: I haven’t been spoken to like this since the last time we went to Medieval Times
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK.
Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - artermis - 05-08-2024
BRILLIANT hiring post lmao
05-08-2024, 11:55 AMMikeLiut Wrote: Woah, it's weird to see Arty go. Thanks for everything, my friend
<3
I just lost my momentum is all, I didn't want to stick around just for the CW Pass and pay without the passion, as that's what it felt like it might have been if I stuck around for the draft.
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - HabsFanFromOntario - 05-08-2024
Great run as GM Arty
but @Jexter amazing hiring post
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - Ace - 05-08-2024
Good Knight, Arty
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - PapaSorin - 05-08-2024
_/_/_/
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - RashfordU - 05-08-2024
this is my time
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - domffl - 05-08-2024
hahaha fartermis
but forreal, you're great and I appreciate you deeply <3
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - BANACKOCK - 05-08-2024
ooooooo, I’d never get it but interesting
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - jj2416 - 05-09-2024
hey anyone else applying and wants to team up let me know!!!
RE: HIRING: Kelowna Knights GM - Anthique - 05-09-2024
Wow! That's a very interesting way to get the attention of everyone!
Something like 3 years as a GM, congrats Arty! Home your player will stick around another season
