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S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - puolivalmiste - 11-04-2024
With the end of the regular season in sight we all have our opinions on who should make the All Star Game rosters. Therefore we would like you to present us with your S79 All-*something* Team.
*The something can be anything you want - a team of the best animal themed players in the league, a team of the best names in the league, a team of the hottest players in the league, a team of the oldest geezers in the league, etc.*
You must list 6 players and explain the theme of your team.
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, November 10th at 11:59pm PST. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded.
Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.
Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.
Only S79 SMJHL rookies (S80 players) are eligible for this task.
If your player is S81 (shown after name on portal), this is not for you.
If your player is S81 (shown after name on portal), this is not for you.
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - Marshi - 11-04-2024
Let me present to you: The SMJHL All-Foodie-Team:
As the Forward line let me present to you a tasty Hotdog Lunch. The Hotdogs will be served with Raw Cheese and Pickles aswell as May O'Nayse on top. Then later as a snack there will be our delicious D-Pairing of Cheese N'Wine with Hummus on the side as a dipping. Since we need someone with great experience in the background our Swedish Chef will be very happy to move to the kitchen and from there, prepare everything for you.
Lineup:
"Hotdog Lunch" (OTT) - "Raw Cheese McPickle" (COL) - "May O'Nayse" (MET)
"Cheese N'Wine" (OTT) - "Hummus God" (YUM)
"Swedish Chef" (CAR) (sry you have to switch to goalie for this one)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - schotte74 - 11-04-2024
Let me present to you the Universal Basic Names:
LD: Peter (QUE)
RD: Matthias (STL)
LW: Hockey Player (OTT)
C: The Puck (MAI)
RW: Hades (THU)
G: Kris (MAI)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - LALLAREN_1 - 11-04-2024
I present, the All-cardio team. (Most TOI per position)
LD: Oliver Cornwall (VAN)
RD: Argenti Gorilla (GFG)
C: Ville Sato-Maki (VAN)
LW: Mick Geno (NBB)
RW: TheGreatOne (NL)
G: Dolph (CAR)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - DarthDaevin - 11-04-2024
I present to you the S80 Draft Class All-Slapshot team! All of these players have come from the steam game known as slapshot rebound and are part of the S80 group
LD: Tiny Princess (COL)
RD: Rodwin Dionicio (QUE)
C: Aaron Noxus (VAN) *Might be out of position*
LW: Greyson Willis (CAR)
RW: Jamal Freaky (VAN) *Might be IA*
G: DarthDaevin (COL)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - Aurora - 11-04-2024
S79 all-A____ team, players with a first name starting with A
C: Arseniy Vitaliy (Col)
RW:Aurora Borealis (NBB)
LW: Aaron Noxus (VAN)
RD: AJ Diaz (CAR)
LD: Arvinder Singh (NBB)
G: Akira Suzuki (NBB)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - Jumbo - 11-04-2024
This list is the S79 All-Rookie Clutch Performers (GWG)
Forwards
Greyson Willis - 4 GWG most among Rookies
Grimr3aeper - 3 GWG in 21 GP
Rocky Gislason - 3 GWG in 16:45 ATOI
Defenders
Sandis Darzins - 2 GWG
Damante Gogi - 2 GWG
Goalie
DarthDeavin - 18 wins, 5 losses, 1 OTL and best GAA among rookie goalies (3.23)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - Kami1931 - 11-04-2024
Please welcome the S79 All-Sparkle and Shine Team! They are:
Shiny Rainbow C (QCC)
Joey Fortune LW (SDT)
Aurora Borealis RW (NBB)
Twinkle Toes RD (DET)
Tiny Princess LD (COL)
Meowlnir Kittenson G (COL)
This team is all about the sparkle and shine. They all either sparkle and shine themselves or hold a deep love of all things sparkly and shiny. What a great group of play.... Oooo shiny!!!
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - LGRW613 - 11-04-2024
Tonight, I have the pleasure of bringing you the ALL-GOAT NAME lineup for the SMJHL all-star game.
At C, we have none other than my personal pick for the GOAT of all names, Cristoforo Roccamontepiano!
At LW, someone after my own heart, named after mid Detroit Red Wings of the past 15 years, Valtteri Pulkkinen!
At RW, the spiciest sauce in caucasian culture, it's May O'Nayse!
At LD, with the name so nice they used it twice, Ivan Ivanovitch!
At RD, playing out of position, the person who's too old for this shit, it's Hip Hurts!
Finally, in net, we have the one, the only, the person constantly late to practice because they're too busy playing COD, it's Evil Kyle Murray!
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - ocho - 11-04-2024
Oh, this is easy.
SMJHL All-Bum Team
This is lowkey the same as the all-slapshot team lol
LW: Greyson Willis (CAR) (yeah I know, i am included with the bums)
C: Kim Chaewon (CAR) (not a bum i just couldn't think of another center LMAO) @JamesT
RW: Jamal Freaky (VAN) (probably IA idk) @jamalfreaky25
LD: Tiny Princess (COL) (captain of the All-Bum team, one of the top 5 biggest bums in league history) @DarthDaevin
RD: Jaquavion Tavious (OTT) (also probably IA, making him extra bum) @looees_77
G: DarthDaevin (COL) (bro literally just took daevin's username and made it his player name lmao) @Triscuttt3
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - JamesT - 11-04-2024
For my team, they would be the S80 rookie class since it would be nice to feature an all-star team of just rookies!
F - Rocky Gislason (COL)
F - Kim Chaewon (CAR)
F - Shiny Rainbow (QCC)
D - Rodwin Dionicio (QCC)
D - Chungledown Bim (STL)
G - Meowlnir Kittenson (COL)
(47 words)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - Elad315 - 11-04-2024
When I’m not drinking, I’m thinking about drinking. That must be why the All-Boozed Up team is what I landed on:
Boogan McGuillicuddy (Dr. McGuillicuddy)
Hal MacGuiness (Guinness)
Badger Hennessy (Hennessy)
Mason Remy (Remy Martin)
Jack (Jack Daniels)
Carter Rumsy (Rum)
Honorable mentions:
Dog Jagr and Bouch Bomb (Jagerbomb)
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - Kar3n - 11-05-2024
Here we have the All-feathers-and-fur team:
Puddles O'Duckling (LW, TBW)
Goosetavo (RW, CAR)
Jonny Fox (C, STL)
Dirty Puma (LD, GFG)
Argenti Gorilla (RD, GFG)
Meowlnir Kittenson (G, COL)
A light and speedy lil duckling paired with the more sturdy goose makes up a dangerous offence, especially paired with the sly fox as C. A puma and a gorilla for defence must be hella scary for any who tries to make an attempt to enter their zone which makes it an excellent pair! To round off we of course go with the kitten although sometime distracted by sleep or red laser dots - the reflexes speak for themselves.
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - Rojjter - 11-05-2024
The Sweaty Bunch
Top scorers/most starter wins in the league.
F -Valtteri Pulkkinen (MET)
F - Cristoforo Roccamontepiano (QCC)
F - Doug Weight (MET)
D - Jacppo Nummilavin (MET)
D - Peter (QCC)
G - Dolph (CAR)
Only the sweatiest of the sweatiest fuckers in the league is allowed in this squad. They change sweatbands and boxers EVERY shift, and have to put out their gear in a sealed room after every game due to the classification of "chemical warfare" from the HO.
RE: S79 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… - ivanoff - 11-05-2024
Welcome the All Star team that has not played (many) games this season
(the reasons are clear, their talent was enormous, so it's a conspiracy)
RW : Pasmindfrl / 6 ft 1 | 185 lbs : 6 GP / 1 - 4 - 5
C : Phoenix-Orion Soderberg-Tremblay / 6 ft 2 | 205 lbs : 3 GP / 0 - 2 - 2
LW : Jouni Paarma / 5 ft 11 | 174 lbs : 13 GP / 1 - 3 - 4
RD : Ivanoff (yes it's me!) / 5 ft 11 | 190 lbs : Stats 3 GP / 0 - 2 - 2
LD : Colton / 5 ft 1 | 200 lbs : Stats 4 GP / 1 - 0 - 1
G : Jack / 6 ft 4 | 219 lbs : 12 GP / 517 min - 4 win - 6 lost - 0.859