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- Jogurtaa - 07-13-2015

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Hello there, SHL. You probably know what to do. Ask me your questions or sign up to hear what horrible stories I can make up about you. Gonna update this when I actually hit 2k posts, so you probably have a lot of time to look into this article and ask or do something in the comments below.

*decided to do this not a podcast because let's be serious, my mic makes my voice sound like Optimus Prime and I'm bad at functioning as a human being when I speak a foreign language.</div>



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Birks - You can be a bit irritating a lot of times, but actually you are not as bad as I used to think. Some of your decisions do make me laugh or think "omg, what the heck", but maybe I'm just used to that and without them you wouldn't be Birks. Sometimes it seems that you are crying out for attention (maybe I'm too, for doing this thing, shit!Wink Anyway, you are more mature now and I guess there will not be any "Joggy vs Birks" action any time soon. Cheers, mate. Hope you like your money. The story part - Once Birks got banned from LSHL. JK, not once. Suspensions, suspensions everywhere.

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Ricey - My favorite SHL food themed nickname user ;* I remember those times we spend together in West Kendall. Those were the times. Actually, I have no idea what to say about you. Maybe kik can give me some interesting information. *checking that kik thingy* So, kik thought me that - you can lift, bro? You like to argue with females who's names starts with "J". And you voting Gorlab. Bitch! Just kidding, you are awesome, Ricey.

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Green - I still love your sig! It was great talking to you in the WKP LR. It's fun, that you are a "pony lover". Now for the story - Once Ivo slipped on soaps that he unfortunately tried to use as skates in one of the morning skates. He was a bit delusional, I guess too much partying the other night, riiiiiiight? Anyway, you are a great person!
"What is your favourite moment so far in the SHL?"
Well, I don't actually know. There are few moments that are in my mind right now. For example when Team Latvia first won the IHF Championship. It was great. It followed my debut in Montreal Impact where we won the cup as well. I guess the first season was most memorable for now, with those two trophies. Haven't got any of those in a while, if we don't look at IHF gold medal a time ago. Every day in SHL gives me something different. Actually, I love that this is the place where I can kind of study my English and get better at it. So that's a huge bonus ;D Thank you, for your question!

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701 - You make some sick graphics, that's one. You are actually a great teammate, that's second. And as third, you followed me into unknown when you decided that you will stick with me in the S23 FA travels. You were my WKP buddy and we broke their hearts at the same time. Aren't we horrible?

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Mook - I don't actually know you. Like at all. I just know that you were one of those cray rookies who made really good players really fast. Like wow, you are S20 with ~1100TP and I'm S18 but only with about 100TP more. U CRAY BOY. I don't know why, but I'm thinking of you as that little crazy leprechaun, maybe that whole Ireland thing is to blame. Good luck with Rage, tho.

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Bojo - Oh you crazy cat lover person. Only one question, why Pushkin? I still don't understand. Did you like that Russian poet or something? I don't like him, I had to learn Pushkin's poem in my Russian language class. THE HORROR! Anyway, you came in rocking when I saw you in the SHL. Gonna tell you a little secret, I was the one, who voted for you to be drafted with the highest number WKP got in that draft. Faith put us together, Bojo.

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That little crap pile - Only one word can explain you - Stupeeeed. You are my CS Buddy. I need someone to speak Australian accent with me and piss of little kids calling them "puberty" all the time. And the best part - mute them so I can't hear their little annoying 12yearold Polish/Russian voices. Aaaah, CS Buddy. There's still so much to learn in the amazing world of CS gaming. I still don't understand why we always have Russians on our or the opponent team. The destiny want's us to learn Russian swear words. JK, we already know most of them, ahh, just Latvian stuff.
"Why do you hate me so much?"
Because you annoy me a lot. But I can't truly hate you, because I will always need someone to call stuped or play CS with. Or make podcasts, because I still don't like to speak to myself.
"On a scale 1 to me, how stuped are you?"
Well, you are actually smarter than me on paper because you graduated. Soooo I would say from 5 you a solid 4.9999999

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Gorlab - Oh, you... I actually know you since day one here in SHL. That's pretty amazing. You have been grate in LSHL as well. You are weard tho, and you can't deny that. ;D Maybe sometime we will play in one team here, in SHL, but for now, Rīgas Trieciens is our home.

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BluesBoy71 - Fellow Montreal Impact player. I will always have a place in my heart for MTL players. I remember when I mad you that one signature. One of my that time best sigs. You seem pretty nice. I don't really look around the league a lot so maybe you do shit like all of us, but you just seem nice. And you have a good player as well.

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Regnar - Don't blame me for the video. I just couldn't resist it :D So, you are great at making graphics. Just amazing at making them! And, that made me remeber, that you haven't made me that graphic :S But I will forgive you. And I guess I like to call you Regner better than Regnar ;D

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prettyburn - I don't know you really well. But I think that you still are pretty new here. Well, a bit "newer" to all this than me, but you already have a GM job. Good luck with that Smile

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Baelor Swift - I think you like Taylor Swift. Am I right? Don't know you actually, only that I made you a signature and that you are a rookie. Good luck in the draft Smile

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Shevy Shev - Ou, hello there partner. One of the ReneGods for life. Without you Renegades may not be the Renegades that everyone know. Kind of annoying, dick-ish Renegades that everyone loves. Get your shit together so we can win game six. If we win the cup than I will call you PartGOD for the rest of my time here.

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easymoneysniper - Always loving EMS. Without you the LR would be pretty boring. I like to call you Kinsler sometimes because I just mess things up and sometimes think that you ar Kinsler and Kinsler is Knight. Weird, I know. You are great tho!

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hedgehog337 - I still don't know who you are from LSHL. I think Nick Name, but like seriously, no idea. You were great with Team Latvia in your rookie coach season. It's awesome that we have another active goalie because Prikulis will not be here forever. A great piece of Latvian community here in SHL Smile
"You just beat your point record. Your feelings?" - It feels great. Pettyfer finally earns some points and is really helpful to the team. I had my doubts before the season, but the great start and pretty decent finnish made me think that Pettyfer can be one of the Texas leaders. Hope to see that in the playoffs as well.
"Are you hoping for 50 points in this season? If not, then in next seasons?" - A bit to late for this question, but I was confident that Petty will reach 50pts because of the great start of the season. That Petty-Horvat connection worked out awesome this year. Maybe next season will not be as great as this one, but everything can happen.

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The_Mazais - We made a podcast together! :o Or didn't we. I can't remember. All the nicknames are just in a huge pile in my head and I can't seperate them. Anyway, another solid "SHL Latvian". Pretty active, but still a lot to grow to help the national team. Hope you will stay active and soon replace the old guys Smile

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mpc - I have made at least 3 avatars for you. That's what I remember. You are my natural enemy because of the IIHF team you play in. But it's okey, we can be friendly ^^

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Cuffy - Hey there, Cuffy! I don't know why, but you were one of the first members I noticed in the SHL. Maybe you wrote me, maybe no. I can't remember the detail, but I remember the fact that you were one of the first players who I knew by player name and nickname. Maybe we played together in the past? I think it was WKP. Maybe I am wrong. Don't have that SHL history knowledge.

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O4L - I don't know why, but I think of you as a husky. ;D You also were one of the first ones who I noticed in the SHL. I heard good words about you from other Latvians and I actually wanted to be a part of Calgary because of the good stuff I heard about you. And you were in LSHL as well, right?

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Mac - I guess the only thing I know about you is that you are a Getzlaf fan. And that's like all. You are also one of the really active ones who make TP like they were born to do that. ;D

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Caillean - Girl Power! By sticking together we will show how powerful we are! #Feminist101 You are pretty amazing. You liked some graphics I made so that makes you one of my favorite people here ;D

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Andybj - You also left WKP. Bojo probably was mad af, right? Maybe we could yet again play in one team, what do you say about that? I'll be waiting for you.

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Spangle - I just love your signature. Don't know much about you and haven't really talked to you so I have no idea what to say about you. Maybe you like to take long walks with your pet unicorn. Nobody knows...

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Winter is Coming - GoT is in your blood I guess. The Stark family is proud, that you would be willing to fight for their name. You seem pretty young in this site and you already are pretty known (I know you, and I usually forgot most of the usernames I see, maybe my love for GoT made me see you)

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GCool - Wrestling is just so stupid. Saw it in your avatar and I just couldn't resist saying that ;D Anyway, you are also one of the "new guns" who will soon take over the league with their great players.

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Pandar - I'm just going to call you panda from this moment. Your username is just too similar with word Panda ;D Another pretty young member for SHL community. I guess you will be starting to play in WKP next season. Who knows, maybe we will be teammates Wink

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Šatan - I just needed to put that gif here ;D I don't know if you are really from Czech Republic or you just like name Patrik Šatan and used it as your internet escape from your life in USA or Canada. Did I get something right?

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Bae Deener - My SHL soul. You are the reason why I joined Texas and you know it. I have actually learned some things about you and I am also surprised about things you share in the LR. You are a fun guy, sweet and actually also kind. You definately aren't the "regular Renegade" because I haven't actually heard anything rude from you. The kindest Renegade there is. Petty-Horvat 4-evaaaaaaa.

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JackCross - You are trully the best person in SHL. You are our simmer, almost or god. You are JACK. Everyone knows you, everyone loves you and everyone would love to bribe you if that meant that a certain team could get the cup. You are one of the members who are at the top of SHL dynasty.

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Dmoushey_31 - You are becoming one of the leagues "big-shots". Certainly one of the biggest FA names (I don't know if you resigned or no). I just love your signature. Who's that dude in your sig? In that black and white with blue text.

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TML99 - I'm giving you the best gif I have seen in a long time. You should appreciate it. Anyway, welcome to the league! It's nice to see that there are new players coming in every season. I hope you will stay active and who knows, maybe some day you will be one of the leagues "big-shots". And thanks, I'm glad that you liked that avy I made you. Smile

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Ballerstorm - Noticed that you like Евгений Кузнецов so I had to put some sort of a Russia gif for you. Another kind of new member of this site. You seem really active and that's a good thing. I actaully have seen you here for a while, maybe you made a PBP for a game I was waiting or just did something that made me notice you. Who knows.

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Tanner - Heeeeey there, Tanner! We talked in Kik, I guess. Had a lil crush on you, because your face looks fiiiiiiiiiine. You're a pretty funny guy, had fun talking with you. One of them crazy goalies.

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Esa - Oh, Hello there, Steelhead. ^^ You are just simply amazing. We both started in S18. I always were in your shadow and I am positive, that I still am ;D Anyway, you are a great person. I enjoyed having you in my LSHL JHL team and we are also teammates now in Rīgas Trieciens. It's always fun to chat with you in the locker room and you are trully a great team player. I'm glad, that I know you, no matter that it's just virtually ;D

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Rami - You still have my quote in your sig, that's actually funny. It's interesting to talk to you and you have helped with my English as well. I remember how you helped with my application to that contest to win a month vacation in USA. I didn't get in, but meh, maybe next time ;D Anyway, sometimes you do get annoying and you use big words which just makes me use google translate too mutch. But you are a great guy Wink

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belgarat - The new boy in Texas. You already are one of the LR leaders of Texas and I absolutely adore you for that! I guess you like Hogan as well. I asume that because you have him (?) in your avatar.

Thank you everyone for applying and sorry for the long wait. I am pretty lazy and I didn't want to do this for couple of days. Anyway, here's a nice indy song for you all. Have a great time here in SHL Wink #TexasForTheCup
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Word Count ~ 2500

- Birks - 07-13-2015

jaa eesmu ieksa

- r1c3bowl22 - 07-13-2015

Make up stories about me! Also, how are you only at 2000 posts? :o

- Jogurtaa - 07-13-2015

I don't spam a lot, Ricey ;D

- OrbitingDeath - 07-13-2015

Always happy to here stories, so throwing my name in the hat:

also: what is your favourite moment so far in the SHL?

- 701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD - 07-13-2015

Hi

- Mook - 07-13-2015

Okie!

- .bojo - 07-13-2015

Jogybear!

- LB. - 07-13-2015

Your favorite bastard is here, stuped, talk about meeeee.
Why do you hate me so much?
On a scale 1 to me, how stuped are you?

- gorlab - 07-13-2015

I wish you nothing but success and happiness in your life.

- Blues - 07-13-2015

Yogurt

- Ragnar - 07-13-2015

Meeee

- prettyburn - 07-13-2015

Sure, talk about me!

- Baelor Swift - 07-13-2015

hii

- GroupMeIsKindOfOkay - 07-13-2015

do me