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- jjaybs - 08-07-2016
THIS PT IS FOR SHL PLAYERS AND SEND DOWNS. SMJHL ROOKIES ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO DO THIS PT
It's Sunday!
This week's Sunday Funday activity: Puns!
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the old NHL style headlines, which were punny and delightful, and can be found here. Your task is to take something from this week's SHL and come up with something so bad it's funny. Example: My headline would be about my player getting a shutout in his SHL debut, and would be something along the lines of "Mikke-ing headlines" or "Lauk-ing the door".
You get 1 Capped TPE for this, and the three best submissions will also get 1 Uncapped.
Deadline: 24 hours from now. (11.13am, BST)
Grading: No more than 24 hours after the post gets locked.
- Atlas - 08-07-2016
"Moleman proves he isn't a mole, man. Stays loyal to Falcons despite team struggling to take off during regular season"
- jRuutu - 08-07-2016
AbJormal Ruutu
Recap: Ruutu proves he cant score on ice either, 10 shots against Hamilton.
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- MP7 - 08-07-2016
PO(O)R-(T)LAND - they need of MAX(IMILLIAN) POWER
- NUCK - 08-07-2016
Bubba-bing what a goal!
- Ragnar - 08-07-2016
"Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. We should call him Moreman, because he gets more points than anyone, man."
- NJBadApple - 08-07-2016
"Magnus P.I."
In his final season, Manhattan forward Magnus Jakobsen is leading the league with 25 points in just 15 games.
- RaiN - 08-07-2016
"BAR-B DOWN"
Andrey Barbashev scores a beautiful goal vs New England for his 5th of the S30 season
- The_Mazais - 08-07-2016
Chris "better stay with football" Johnson
- Eggy216 - 08-07-2016
"Spotty Reay"
Another poor start for Minnesota's Scotty Reay leaves fans wondering if management made the right pick.
- RainDelay - 08-07-2016
"The Flood-gates are Open"
Matt Lewis-Flood has had rough start to his SHL season
- Copenhagen - 08-07-2016
OH BOYchuk, fans say in awe of Michael Boychuk's start for the season.
- Durden - 08-07-2016
"Welcome to the Dur-den."
Jack Durden shows no mercy on home ice.
- RomanesEuntDomus - 08-07-2016
Water-s Broken?
The winning streak of Firebirds goalie Ben Waters comes to an end after five games.
- fgh - 08-07-2016
Nero to Hero
Montreal fans cheer the first appearance of controversial player Viktor Nerokov after his trade from Detroit. Included in the introduction video package that night:
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