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- Chewbacca - 01-30-2017
Yes i is. Me be gone for long time. Me was getting private english lessons from my liebe Freunde <a href='index.php?showuser=184' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Chris-McZehrl</a>. He very good teacher he give me Wurst when i did good english, ya ya
Well yeah, I'm a bit of an asshole for being this inactive, but throw me some random questions and I will give you some of McZ's Wurst.
![[Image: german-sausage-by-pugnacious-banana-on-d...lipart.jpg]](http://www.clipartkid.com/images/142/german-sausage-by-pugnacious-banana-on-deviantart-PemjJ8-clipart.jpg)
ThatDamnThicMcJesus
Why did u have to break my heart and go inactive?
Living in Latvia is hard. I have to hunt my daily potato even in -20 degree per celsius. It's tough shit out there, you can't be mad at me for getting lost in the forests for 4 months. It's everyday casual thing in this country.
In all seriousness my school is killing me from the inside, it's like buttrape with a broken hockey stick but in your head not your anus. Takes a shit ton of time and I spend free time with friends going out or drinking just to stay sane. And when I'm super bored and my friends left me with free time or I'm procrastinating some school work, like for now, I remember SHL and post some shit here. That's the story of Chewy's inactivity.
Rabidspongebob21
Battle to the death. Your allowed 1 team mate. who do you choose? Drax the Destroyer or Chewbacca?
What the fuck? Of course it's Drax the Destroyer, I can't choose myself as a partner, that would be so stupid. Although maybe it's better to be alone, it depends if the match has friendly-fire on or off.
Blondes, brunettes, or red heads?
I was so sure for such a long time that I am a brunettes guy, but only recently I noticed that most of my crushes are blondes. Although I've heard that red heads are crazy in life and in bed, but I only know a few real red heads and they're not too attractive, well at least not my type of girls. But it's basically all of them. Sounds super cheesy, but if she looks good and is super cool person, I don't care what color her hair is.
Star wars or star trek. Why?
Super easy, it's Star Wars. Because I've never seen Star Trek, lol.
How do you feel about having german Wunderkind LKS on your team?
It's wunderbar. Super cool that we have some players in team, which are not inactive assholes or not Waters. Seriously dude, you're my fave in HAM, since my super awesome friendship with Hallsy is ruined because I'm that jackass who doesn't update. :( And you're not a softie. I hope you'll stay active and be the one who gets us cup before Hallsy is done with my shit and trades me to Stampade or some shit. Definitely giving my vote to LKS for this seasons captain.
Are you looking forward to this season?
I always tend to show up in here when it's offseason. I might be the only person, who finds offseasons almost more interesting than the season itself. And when I say I'm super ready and stocked about the coming season, some rl stuff comes up and I get inactive, almost completely forget about this place and come back the next offseason. I call it the cycle of Chewy. Gotta break it someday though. Either by staying active for longer time or retiring for real. ;/ Feels bad to fuck up GM's plans, I know that feeling when your players are stupid and don't do updates, I was GM'ing back in the days and that sucks.
Latvian Boob
What is love?
Love is when Enter Shikari puts out a new song and the whole squad is jerking off, while listening to BBC1.
BUKSSSSS
Did you get Sindijalo longboard?
Naah man, fucking sucks. She's so bad right now, I think my crush is over. :(((( My brother did bring his longboard from england though, but I'm too afraid to try it because I will probably die crashing it he first tree or a car or something. Laurlaacis is fine though. A little bit underaged, but she's thic.
Luke Skywalker Flemingo
Where did you get that sick Chewy dance gif?
I stole it from some dude in Falcon's LR. Not feeling guilty though, I'm the Chewbacca, not he.
If you could have been drafted by one other junior team which one would it be?
I was actually drafted by Vancouver but got traded in like 5 days. So if I could have been drafted by one other junior team, it would probably be the Falcons, cause they had the next pick after Whalers and they were about to take me.
Some Leafer dude
What is life?
Dunno, I'm still so young, can't answer this properly. But I'd say, life is having a good time, doing shit just for doing it, getting a nice wife so your moms and pops is happy, get some kids and again do some shit just to not think about the inevitable emptiness and darkness which will probably come after death.
Why are we here?
Dunno. I'm starting to think we're some kind of simulation by more advanced species, because the shit that's happening in my life looks soo scripted. Maybe this is just Chewy's simulator video game and none of you even exist, just me in my videogame and some fat dude is playing this game like a total noob, I'd say.
Jey Pey El
How's Han?
Dead
Dankelina
Are u active?
Does it look like I'm active? I'll try to be more active and do some article writing and maybe even do a little podcast or two. Just need to use my english more. I know it's a year till my english exam, but it will be better if I start using it more now than 3 days before the exam, although I would probably do good in it anyways. But I also might go on a trip in summer or even work somewhere outside Latvia, so it might get useful.
How r u feelin?
Heavenly good, actually. Haven't felt this good in a very long time, my scientific research paper is almost behind me so it means my school year is basically over. :lol: Social life is doing fine, that and school are the things why I don't show up here a lot, so that's positive. ;
Still haven't thought about my future after graduating, so I still can end up in RSU. :lol: Just wait for me, ok?Will we see u in ep 8?
U joking? Of course.
BUKSSSSS AGEN PLS LEV ME ALON
How many potatos you can hunt per day?
Approximately 5. It's tough out there.
- Raven - 01-30-2017
Being rewarded with McZehrls german wurst.. Where do I sign up for these lessons jaaa
- Hallsy - 01-30-2017
Why did u have to break my heart and go inactive?
- Chewbacca - 01-30-2017
Quote:Originally posted by ThatDamnMcJesus@Jan 30 2017, 06:16 PMGetting one q in presser is the first reason :-?
Why did u have to break my heart and go inactive?
- Rabidsponge21 - 01-30-2017
Battle to the death. Your allowed 1 team mate. who do you choose? Drax the Destroyer or Chewbacca?
Blondes, brunettes, or red heads?
Star wars or star trek. Why?
How do you feel about having german Wunderkind LKS on your team?
Are you looking forward to this season?
- Chris-McZehrl - 01-30-2017
:-x
- LB. - 01-30-2017
what is love?
- WannabeFinn - 01-30-2017
yay Chewy
- bukss_a - 01-31-2017
Did you get Sindijalo longboard?
- Chewbacca - 01-31-2017
Quote:Originally posted by WannabeFinn@Jan 31 2017, 12:00 AMWhat the fuck
yay Chewy
![[Image: 87b7d41ee200bf058c48bb665d4f573f.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/87/b7/d4/87b7d41ee200bf058c48bb665d4f573f.jpg)
where's the questions? x-(
- Nereus - 01-31-2017
Where did you get that sick Chewy dance gif?
If you could have been drafted by one other junior team which one would it be?
- XLeafer - 01-31-2017
what is life?
Why are we here?
- JPL - 01-31-2017
How's Han?
- Chewbacca - 02-06-2017
<a href='index.php?showuser=283' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnMcJesus</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=2274' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Rabidsponge21</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=1576' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>LB.</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=1867' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>bukss_a</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=1722' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Nereus</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=2408' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>XLeafer</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=589' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>JPL</a>
Answered, some more questions maybe?
- Rabidsponge21 - 02-06-2017
Quote:Originally posted by Chewbacca@Feb 6 2017, 04:01 PM
<a href='index.php?showuser=283' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnMcJesus</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=2274' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Rabidsponge21</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=1576' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>LB.</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=1867' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>bukss_a</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=1722' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Nereus</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=2408' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>XLeafer</a> <a href='index.php?showuser=589' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>JPL</a>
Answered, some more questions maybe?
It will cost you 1 vote. And 1 quarter Portion