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- galatix - 02-27-2017
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WC: 311<center>LOVER'S SPAT? ORLOV AND TITOVA SPEND THE NIGHT</center>
By Marla Pain
Viatchslav Orlov is no stranger to controversy especially in this past SHL season leading the league with the most penalty minutes, making him the current top contender for the Turd Ferguson. It's currently a surprise since in past history, the defenseman has been more of clean cut man despite his mentor being the infamous Nikitin. (Click the link for an article about Nikitin's career alcholism and more zany moments!
Sources claim that after a blowout party night for the Seattle Riot, Orlov was arrested based on some blue law in the city about purchasing meat on Sundays. People who were there at the time of the arrest said that the only reason why the cops had used this old time law is because Orlov was threatening to "take 30 into the mouth like a whore" plus other comments which are not suitable for this family publication.
Once bail was posted, Orlov and Zinaida Titova, once a couple, went to THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER! For those who don't have the 411, Orlov and Titova dated sometime in her rookie year in the SMJHL after meeting at a Team Russia practice. But distance was not too kind and they soon broke up, leaving Orlov pining for his love. Now that they are on the same SHL team, our fangirl hearts down in the news room all want this reunion to happen not just on ice but romantically!
Sadly, according to some tips given to us by guests staying on that same hotel, there was nothing but screaming the next morning. Titova kicked Orlov out of the shower, judging by his hot wet bod without giving him time to get dressed. There was a lot of yelling in Russian and Zina looked like a crazed nuclear bomb about to go off at her ex-boyfriend.
This romance seems to be doomed to never rekindle.
- ToeDragon84 - 02-27-2017
Never date a guy with three dads.
- galatix - 02-27-2017
Quote:Originally posted by ToeDragon84@Feb 27 2017, 10:53 PMHence why these players aren't dating anymore
Never date a guy with three dads.
- BigTittySmitty - 02-28-2017
well we knew things would go south with orlov invloved
- galatix - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by BigTittySmitty@Feb 27 2017, 11:01 PMZina has moved on to bigger and better
well we knew things would go south with orlov invloved
- BigTittySmitty - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by galatix@Feb 27 2017, 11:09 PM
Zina has moved on to bigger and better
oh oh
- galatix - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by BigTittySmitty@Feb 27 2017, 11:11 PMMore like she has a harem. Taking applications :lol:
oh oh
- BigTittySmitty - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by galatix@Feb 27 2017, 11:15 PM
More like she has a harem. Taking applications :lol:
just gonna keep my mouth shut.
- formx - 02-28-2017
wat
- galatix - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by BigTittySmitty@Feb 27 2017, 11:24 PM????????????????????? you have piqued my interest
just gonna keep my mouth shut.
- galatix - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by formx@Feb 27 2017, 11:33 PMLiterally an inside joke that refers to the thing I wrote in PT #2 which can be found here.
wat
- formx - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by galatix@Feb 27 2017, 08:35 PM
Literally an inside joke that refers to the thing I wrote in PT #2 which can be found here.
heh. ty galactic lady
- crutch - 02-28-2017
Quote:Originally posted by galatix@Feb 27 2017, 08:58 PM
Hence why these players aren't dating anymore
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- WannabeFinn - 02-28-2017
rawr xD
- InciteHysteria - 02-28-2017
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