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- .bojo - 05-25-2017
Do you hate losing?
![[Image: VeE12EI.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/VeE12EI.gif)
Do you enjoy making it rain?
![[Image: a7KeRq2.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/a7KeRq2.gif)
Are you a fan of Dr. Pepper?
![[Image: 7IghdEQ.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/7IghdEQ.gif)
Even if you answered no, fill out this form. We're pretty cool. I think?
Code:
[b]Player Name:[/b]
[b]Position/Player Type:[/b]
[b]Minor League Team:[/b]
[b]What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON[/b]
[b]How important is money to you from contracts?[/b]
[b]What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?[/b]
[b]Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?[/b]
[b]Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?[/b]
[b]Give me your best pun.[/b]
[b]Optional[/b]
[b]Favo[u]u[/u]rite NHL team:[/b]
[b]Hobbies:[/b]
[b]Xbox/PS4/Steam username:[/b]![[Image: Ak4G4D6m.png]](http://i.imgur.com/Ak4G4D6m.png)
- QuantumCowboy - 05-25-2017
Player Name:
Angelo Odjick
Position/Player Type:
LW - Power Forward
Minor League Team:
Vancouver Whalers
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
ROCKS!
How important is money to you from contracts?
Not overly, I have lots of media stuff I can do for money. I've not done as much lately due to a recent car accident.
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Numbers don't lie, Halifax & Edmonton.
Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yep, questions to Slappy for his podcast for a few weeks, JR is in the Whalers LR and is great, Eni is in my DnD group and I've saved her life already.
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
I'd perfer it, I'd like at least 2 more seasons to help finish the Whalers rebuild.
Give me your best pun.
Making puns, huh?
![[Image: toucan1.jpg]](http://kids.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/animal_class_hero/toucan1.jpg)
Toucan play that game.
Optional
Favourite NHL team:
Vancouver Canucks, it's okay to pity me.
Hobbies:
Music, video games, netflix.
Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Xbox/PS4, I don't remember since I hardly turn them on.
Steam: Quantum Cowboy (Adding a space is original, I know!
Also, Lucy likes you:
![[Image: Lucy01.JPG]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/299979956371456001/300326359236870145/Lucy01.JPG)
- .bojo - 05-25-2017
Lucy! <3
- dizzyDC - 05-25-2017
Player Name:
Louie Garrett
Position/Player Type:
Wing/2 way forward
Minor League Team:
St. Louis Scarecrows
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Freedom #GodBlessAmericaYouSonsOfBitches
How important is money to you from contracts?
I'd like to get paid if that's what you're asking, but I also do media writing to make cash money.
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
All of them, except mine. All of the them, except the team that drafts me.
Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yes, to a minimal degree though. Mostly just acquainted with folks. Like some people recognize me as a person who is in fact on the SHL site.
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
Yes, preferred actually.
Give me your best pun.
My pun game is weak cause I'm not very punny.... I'm not a dad, these powers haven't been bestoyed upon me yet :(
Optional
Favourite NHL team:
Sharks
Hobbies:
Video games, sports, crying at my student debt
Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Steam dizzyDC1
- .bojo - 05-25-2017
Quote:Originally posted by dizzyDC@May 25 2017, 02:28 PM
[b]Hobbies:
...crying at my student debt[/b]
You're not a man until you've begged your mom for loan money! At least that's what I tell myself.
- r1c3bowl22 - 05-25-2017
Player Name: Can't you read sigs?
Position/Player Type: Seriously, it's in my sig
Minor League Team: Omg fine. St. Louis.
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
PONTOON
How important is money to you from contracts?
Hello? Have you ever heard of the phrase "Acquire funds, copulate with women"?
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Vancouver, whatever team EuroCrap is on
Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
No, I've never met 'em
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
...I thought you wanted to win.
Give me your best pun.
I had a joke about millennials, but it wouldn't work.
Optional
Favourite NHL team: Senators
Hobbies: Listening to Bojo's snoring.....have I said too much??
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: Same username as here
- .bojo - 05-25-2017
Quote:Originally posted by r1c3bowl22@May 25 2017, 02:39 PM
[b]Hobbies: Listening to Bojo's snoring.....have I said too much??[/b]
![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media.giphy.com/media/IOxeKSBoyhsE8/giphy.gif)
- adamantium - 05-25-2017
Player Name: Finn Krüger
Position/Player Type: Two-Way D
Minor League Team: Colorado Mammoths
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Mel Gibson.
...Despite the fact that Mel Gibson was not, in fact, in Platoon.
How important is money to you from contracts?
Not nearly as important as playing time. I can write to make money.
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Kelowna and... I don't know, New England.
Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Nope!
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
Of course! One of the things I'm looking for out of a club is to let me stay down for a couple of seasons. I want to build up that TPE, dig?
Give me your best pun.
I've always thought puns were kinda cheesy, but they make me feel grate.
Optional
Favourite NHL team: The Edmonton "How many 1st Overall?" Oilers
Hobbies: Sports, writing, video games, making music.
Xbox/PS4 username: PS4, regalcanadiantv (it was a long time ago, let's not talk about it)
Steam username: Currently it's Hunter 2-1, but it changes often and Hunter 2-1 is so generic it'd be hard to find.
- .bojo - 05-25-2017
Quote:Originally posted by adamantium@May 25 2017, 02:53 PM
I've always thought puns were kinda cheesy, but they make me feel grate.
![[Image: 1237811519_chuck-norris-approves.gif]](http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237811519_chuck-norris-approves.gif)
- XLeafer - 05-25-2017
Quote:Originally posted by adamantium@May 25 2017, 02:53 PM
[b]What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Kelowna and... I don't know, New England.[/b]
![[Image: excuse-me.gif]](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/excuse-me.gif)
- adamantium - 05-25-2017
Quote:Originally posted by XLeafer@May 25 2017, 03:07 PM
There's no emote that's blowing a kiss, so you'll just have to imagine it.
- goilers - 05-25-2017
Player Name: Sophia Bennett
Position/Player Type: RW - Sniper
Minor League Team: Vancouver Whalers
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Pontoon!
How important is money to you from contracts?
I would like to make some money, but I also do media and have a job to make sure I cna keep up with training and equipment.
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Probably the last place teams, Halifax and Edmonton.
Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Ive had interactions with a couple, id say the person I know most is JR, hes in the Whalers discord so we talk quite a bit.
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
Yup, id rather stay down than be brought up and not be able to help the team, I also would like to help the Whalers get back on top.
Give me your best pun.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Optional
Favourite NHL team: Edmonton Oilers
Hobbies: Slowpitch, music and hanging with friends.
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: I have PS4 but dont play it too often anymore.
- DeletedAtUserRequest - 05-25-2017
Player Name:
Mike Izzy
Position/Player Type:
Power Forward
Minor League Team:
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
How important is money to you from contracts?
Not much, there are lots of tasks around the site to do to earn cash money
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
(This should excite the crowd
).... Ill go with Whalers! and EdmontonFamiliar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yes sir... As a prideful Knight i know about half the team
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
I would prefer it...
Give me your best pun.
I don't wanna be a player no more
I'm not a player I just fuck a lot
But you know Big Punisher still down by law
Who's down to crush a lot
lyrics by Big PUN -
Optional
Favourite NHL team: - The Leafs!
Hobbies: Fantasy Sports commish for a 3 sport league and WWE live events
- ej27 - 05-25-2017
Player Name: Mikkamigo
Position/Player Type: I'll be whatever u want me to be, boo
Minor League Team:
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
BABOON
How important is money to you from contracts?
![[Image: DYM7lie.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/DYM7lie.gif)
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Wait, what? Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Nah
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
#truerookie
Give me your best pun.
How about 27 of someone else's best puns?
Optional
Favourite NHL team: Stars
Hobbies: Losing, making it rain, and drinking Dr. Pepper
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: #nope
- Ghostspeed - 05-25-2017
Player Name:
Wolf Von Hammersmark
Position/Player Type:
LW/RW. / Sniper
Minor League Team:
Colorado Mammoths
What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
R.Lee Ermey....
Platoon=Boot Camp
Boot Camp=Drill Instructor
And Drill Instructor = R.Lee Ermey
![[Image: war_face1.jpg]](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2owgDemvGVc/TTMgLtH2hJI/AAAAAAAAAIY/rOYpw3Pppbc/s1600/war_face1.jpg)
How important is money to you from contracts?
Somewhat, I intend to be a mercenary..
What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
SMJHL-Since they took us out of the playoffs ..Prince George
SHL-Any team without a S35 Prospects Thread.
Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Not Sure
Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
That's fine need time for my build
Give me your best pun.
![[Image: 11429718_1073871485974183_41805408_n.jpg]](http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e15/11429718_1073871485974183_41805408_n.jpg)
Optional
Favourite NHL team:
Coyotes w/Doane...Panthers w/ Jagr
Hobbies:
Sports, Shooting, BBQing & the new mysterious art of Fly fishing.
Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Not on there anymore