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- Spangle - 05-16-2012
As an American, there are many countries that don't exist according to our education. Here's a list of the world's countries or territories, with explanations:
United States of America - #1
Mexico - beat their bitch asses in the Mexican-American War and took away Texas from them, then they tried to steal it back later, but we said no
Brazil (kinda) - plants kind of deal and colonization
Spain - colonization
Great Britain - our allies and former colonizers
Germany - the Nazis
France - our ally who is always run over and needs help
Russia - our enemy
Italy - Mussolini (lol, they did other stuff???)
Japan - bitches that bombed Pearl Harbor (that earthquake last year = payback)
China - communism
India - inventions
Ancient Egypt - pyramids
Ancient Rome - talked about a lot, etc, etc
Ancient Greece - Athens vs. Sparta
Middle East - Islam and terrorists
Cuba - Castro and shit
That's it, folks. Nobody else exists. Thanks guys. Americans signing out.
- Snappy - 05-16-2012
Canada ???
or we dont exist
- Duey - 05-16-2012
Um, we know about Australia (steve irwin)
- Spangle - 05-16-2012
Quote:Originally posted by Duey722@May 16 2012, 10:25 PM
Um, we know about Australia (steve irwin)
They're inconsequential for American history classes.
- Spangle - 05-16-2012
Quote:Originally posted by Snappy@May 16 2012, 10:25 PM
Canada ???
or we dont exist
Where?
- Shutout - 05-16-2012
Canada, North Korea
- Lem - 05-16-2012
Quote:Originally posted by Spangle@May 16 2012, 08:26 PMAccording to the guy on COD i played, Canada is Americas top hat
Where?
- Duey - 05-16-2012
Quote:Originally posted by Spangle@May 16 2012, 08:26 PM
They're inconsequential for American history classes.
Australia aided us after Pearl Harbor.
- Spangle - 05-16-2012
Quote:Originally posted by Shutout@May 16 2012, 10:26 PM
Canada, North Korea
Canada doesn't exist in American history, minus one blip. North Korea is relatively new, though, still inconsequential nonetheless.
- Spangle - 05-16-2012
Quote:Originally posted by Duey722@May 16 2012, 10:28 PM
Australia aided us after Pearl Harbor.
Like Canada, that's one blip. It's a pointless land mass for American history class purposes.
- Spangle - 05-16-2012
Forgot Cuba.
- Corco - 05-16-2012
Um, go fuck yourself. I got a 190/196 on this quiz.
Countries of the World
- Spangle - 05-16-2012
Quote:Originally posted by Corcoran@May 16 2012, 10:52 PM
Um, go fuck yourself. I got a 190/196 on this quiz.
Countries of the World
LMAO. Not about you. I was making fun of our education system.
- Spangle - 05-16-2012
Also, just got 183/196. I know flags more than countries, haha. Give me a flag and I can tell you where it's from.
- BasedMinkus - 05-16-2012
Thats cause Americans are ignorant