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- stud - 12-30-2011

Since I'm gonna be a free agent, I just want to share where I think I will sign.


10. :nightmare: Vancouver Nightmare


I don't like the Nightmare. The suck every year. They also have a scrub called Perhonen in the locker room. This would be the last choice I would go to and they would have to overpay me by a mile. Like 100 million dollars for 1 year

9 Dragons Calgary Dragons

They need more healthy cells inside their locker room or the recipient would die. I bet the locker room is a dying organism of the SHL. I think they still also have Richan. Eh, no thanks.

8 Platoon West Kendall Platoons

I don't know which direction they are headed. Many retirees. Not gonna make it to the playoffs. I'm so sorry. Oh and also Kearnsy will be asking for a trade so that will blow the team up next season. Stay away!

7 Chiefs Minnesota Chiefs

They are an expansion team so I don't want to sign there. Not gonna make the playoffs in 15 more seasons.

6 Jets Winnipeg Jets

I'd sign there if it was way warmer. I'd sign there if the locker room was more noisy. I don't know. I guess I would buy an Ipod if I sign there just to pretend that everyone is talking.

5 Rage Manhattan Rage

O'Keefe, Bunclewirth, Agante, Chisling, Ochocinco, Powell would be the most feared defense in the league by far

4 Panthers LA Panthers

I'd be the youngest there with lots of dad. Just hope no one rapes me there. Also I'd get lots of experience. They win cup so I win cup if I sign there. It's the best feeling. I might have to contend for ice time though


3 Steelhawks Hamilton Steelhawks

They traded me. I'd like them to trade me again. I feel so valued if I get traded. The smile on my face widens everytime!

2 :comets: Edmonton Comets

Better than any players. Even better than McDonald. I will get ice time. I will play in all the lines, including goaltending. I definitely want to sign here but there is one more team that I will sign to.

They are the:

1 Stars North Stars

I'd be set in this team. With Abdalla, Maxy, and Hoggie, that's like a lunch box with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a granola bar, and an orange juice. We're definitely gonna win the cup this time! And if we don't I'm gonna whine some more.


- Giova69 - 12-30-2011

the chiefs went to the finals and lost in game 7 to a powerhouse team
stfu buddy u make no sense


- Secord - 12-30-2011

Aggrieved


- stud - 12-30-2011

Quote:Originally posted by giova65@Dec 30 2011, 03:56 PM
the chiefs went to the finals and lost in game 7 to a powerhouse team
stfu buddy u make no sense


no u stfu buddy this is my opinion. thank god for opinion


- Maxy - 12-30-2011

Blink


- xDParK - 12-30-2011

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- Rublic - 12-30-2011

Hehe dpark

You funny...

But Comets should be number 1 XD

Borsato - Richan <3 :o Tongue : D

Go! :comets: Go!