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Bitties Welcomes New Addition - Ace - 08-10-2018

Tigole Bitties announced today that he and his long time on and off girlfriend, Natasha Mikhailov welcomed the birth of their son, Touncy. Touncy weighed in at 3245 grams, or 7 pounds and one ounce. Touncy is a beefy little moose baby, which fits as he was born at University of Alberta Hospital at 4:32 AM MT this morning. Mom and baby are doing very well and recovering.

Bitties is coming off of a season that saw him lead all centermen league in scoring with 58 points, and now he has yet another major milestone which will see him paying child support for the next 18 years at least because he doesn’t believe in marriage. Perhaps Touncy will even turn to playing hockey – the Blizzard were kind enough to provide a jersey for the little tot.

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Keep an eye out for young Touncy Bitties in the S61 SHL Draft.

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - Slappydoodle - 08-10-2018

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Congratulations brother!

That is awesome news. Enjoy every day with your kiddo to the fullest.

Cheers

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - JSS - 08-10-2018

@ml002 tigole is banging your sister

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - ml002 - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 04:29 PMJSS Wrote: @ml002 tigole is banging your sister

Do you know how names work?

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - JSS - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 04:44 PMml002 Wrote:
08-10-2018, 04:29 PMJSS Wrote: @ml002 tigole is banging your sister

Do you know how names work?

fuck, i confused ur first and last name

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - Ace - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 04:44 PMml002 Wrote:
08-10-2018, 04:29 PMJSS Wrote: @ml002 tigole is banging your sister

Do you know how names work?
He’s not wrong though

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - DeletedAtUserRequest - 08-12-2018

Congrats Bitties! lets get a play date together for Touncy and baby Ai   Starwars

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - Clint Eastwood - 08-12-2018

08-12-2018, 03:01 PMMike Izzy Wrote: Congrats Bitties! lets get a play date together for Touncy and baby Ai   Starwars

He doesn't want his sweet kid playing with your basket case of a child that came out of that alien's snatch.


<3 u Izzy

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - DeletedAtUserRequest - 08-12-2018

08-12-2018, 09:54 PMClint Eastwood Wrote:
08-12-2018, 03:01 PMMike Izzy Wrote: Congrats Bitties! lets get a play date together for Touncy and baby Ai   Starwars

He doesn't want his sweet kid playing with your basket case of a child that came out of that alien's snatch.


<3 u Izzy



hey! thats your virtual nephew your talking about Blush

RE: Bitties Welcomes New Addition - Clint Eastwood - 08-12-2018

08-12-2018, 11:00 PMMike Izzy Wrote:
08-12-2018, 09:54 PMClint Eastwood Wrote:
08-12-2018, 03:01 PMMike Izzy Wrote: Congrats Bitties! lets get a play date together for Touncy and baby Ai   Starwars

He doesn't want his sweet kid playing with your basket case of a child that came out of that alien's snatch.


<3 u Izzy



hey! thats your virtual nephew your talking about  Blush

We aren't brothers.