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Hiring: Scouting Firm - NJBadApple - 08-10-2018

"Wait, you're not part of HO..."


Well, you're absolutely correct. I'm just your average member - with a fucking ton of SHL money.


Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Falk Scouting Firm (FSF). 'Scouting hasn't worked in the SHL before, how can we make it work, seems like a waste of time...' Your complaints have been heard and I'm here to provide a solution.

As the head of FSF, I will be hiring five dedicated members to scout for the upcoming draft (SHL only for the time being, possible expansion based on success). Each scout shall perform in-depth analysis of each prospect ranging from success in STHS to bank account, activity, likability, etc... literally everything that could attract or deter potential GM's from said player. Each prospect will have anywhere from 500-1000 (max) words written about them, no more than four prospects per scout.

This has several positives:
- Promotes newer, fresher articles
- Everyone likes reading about their player... duh
- The poor get richer, and the rich get poorer
- Provides a lengthy draft guide to assist GM's
- Possibly pushes the lower-ranked prospects to work their way up

When all the scouting reports are finished, they will be sent to me & published in a mass, 10k+ word (hopefully) draft guide. Each scout will be paid 100% worth of their writing + an additional 10% on top of their respective section. If you're any good at math, it's easy to find out that not only do I personally make nothing, but I'm paying YOU to be active and write articles!

Please send applications to my inbox... I don't believe in guidelines or a specific rubric to follow, just tell or prove to me why you're the best fit as a scout.

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - Blastmeaway - 08-10-2018

So how does one go about reliving you of your position in the future? Hmm

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - NJBadApple - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 09:20 PMBlastmeaway Wrote: So how does one go about reliving you of your position in the future? Hmm

Me = Whenever I can't afford it anymore
Scouts = Whenever you get tired of making extra dough for basic media

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - Dangles13 - 08-10-2018

Falk tryn save the SHL

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - Schultzy - 08-10-2018

Ilike

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - NJBadApple - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 09:28 PMDangles13 Wrote: Falk tryn save the SHL
yeh bby

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - WannabeFinn - 08-10-2018

Are GM’s going to be expected to pay for access to this guide? Or is it being posted publicly once it’s completed?

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - Clint Eastwood - 08-10-2018

Can I have some free cash?

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - ToeDragon84 - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 10:07 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Are GM’s going to be expected to pay for access to this guide? Or is it being posted publicly once it’s completed?

it goes up when the draft starts so u gotta do some multitasking

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - NJBadApple - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 10:07 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Are GM’s going to be expected to pay for access to this guide? Or is it being posted publicly once it’s completed?

Nope, completely free to all & posted in SHL media.

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - karey - 08-10-2018

I read this expecting uproar, but this is both altruistic and something I wish was done sooner. So until @ztevans comes in a rains on your parade, good idea

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - ztevans - 08-10-2018

08-10-2018, 11:39 PMkarey Wrote: I read this expecting uproar, but this is both altruistic and something I wish was done sooner. So until @ztevans comes in a rains on your parade, good idea

I got nothing

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - Grapehead - 08-11-2018

08-10-2018, 11:40 PMztevans Wrote:
08-10-2018, 11:39 PMkarey Wrote: I read this expecting uproar, but this is both altruistic and something I wish was done sooner. So until @ztevans  comes in a rains on your parade, good idea

I got nothing

Me neither...

@ArGarBarGar?

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - ArGarBarGar - 08-11-2018

08-11-2018, 12:14 AMGrapehead Wrote:
08-10-2018, 11:40 PMztevans Wrote:
08-10-2018, 11:39 PMkarey Wrote: I read this expecting uproar, but this is both altruistic and something I wish was done sooner. So until @ztevans  comes in a rains on your parade, good idea

I got nothing

Me neither...

@ArGarBarGar?
Huh?

RE: Hiring: Scouting Firm - ztevans - 08-11-2018

08-11-2018, 12:28 AMArGarBarGar Wrote:
08-11-2018, 12:14 AMGrapehead Wrote:
08-10-2018, 11:40 PMztevans Wrote:
08-10-2018, 11:39 PMkarey Wrote: I read this expecting uproar, but this is both altruistic and something I wish was done sooner. So until @ztevans  comes in a rains on your parade, good idea

I got nothing

Me neither...

@ArGarBarGar?
Huh?

I think these dickheads are just making the rounds tagging people with strong opinions to see if we think this idea is shit. You're up!