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The Bojo Score - .bojo - 11-26-2018
Link to data
Welcome to the Bojo Score, where I rank skaters based on a patent-pending formula that definitely has scientific proof for it's usefulness and definitely not just a random assortment of values.
Every player in the SHL has been scouted out and evaluated based completely on their attributes. Did you ever want to determine who the best player in the world is right now?
Well lucky for you, baby birds, because I'm about to feed ya.
Top 10 skaters
C - Mike Izzy - 95.15
W - Dani Forsberg - 95.07
D - Alexis Metzler - 94.96
D - Tor Tuck - 94.85 W - Joe Kurczewski - 94.78 W - Roman Augustus - 94.67 W - Teddy Cuddles - 94.63
C - Tigole Bitties - 94.41 W - Luke Atmey - 94.30
C - Jason Visser - 94.22Based on the top 10 alone, it looks like Calgary would be dominating the leaderboards. But as of right now they're (safely) in the fourth spot in the West. Less can be said about Stampede's two appearances on the list, with them on the outside looking in. Then ya got yer boi, Dani "bang your mom" Forsberg at number 2 representing the eagles.
Yeah yeah, top 10's are cool. but who sucks the most?
Suckiest Top 10 Skaters
245
W - Sinn Nolan - 60.67246
D - Brett Jones - 60.63247
W - Sterling Slaughter - 60.07248
- I Shattenkirksbed - 59.65249
W - Jensen Trygg - 59.07250
C - Thomas Reynolds - 58.93251
W - Hugh Manatee - 57.41252
D - Fjorm Lyeskov - 56.85253
W - McCringle Fuck - 55.93254
C - Trevor Beaulieu - 55.74Wow. Look at this list of sorry saps. I'm pretty sure none of these people are active, but if they were they'd need to be put down asap. McCringle Fuck would have been higher if the score had included a factor dealing with name coolness. But I mean renegades, bruh, step yo game up. Jensen Trygg, I'm gonna need you to trygg again. Sterling "needs to be" Slaughter. I Shattenmyrosterlineup.
RE: The Bojo Score - DeletedAtUserRequest - 11-26-2018
Best player in the world. That’s a hot tag line to add next to ones name
a formula that looks at all attributes and accounts for offence and defense?
Where has this been all my life.
RE: The Bojo Score - .bojo - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 03:52 PMMike Izzy Wrote: Best player in the world. That’s a hot tag line to add next to ones name
a formula that looks at all attributes and accounts for offence and defense?
Where has this been all my life.
The Bojo score does not lie*.
* disclaimer bojo often lies.
RE: The Bojo Score - Zoone16 - 11-26-2018
@.bojo give us the full list
RE: The Bojo Score - DeletedAtUserRequest - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:13 PMZoone16 Wrote: @.bojo give us the full list
@Zoone16
At the top of the OP
It’s says ‘link to data’
RE: The Bojo Score - r1c3bowl22 - 11-26-2018
Is c your patent lawyer?
RE: The Bojo Score - .bojo - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:13 PMZoone16 Wrote: @.bojo give us the full list
it's the first thing in the op, doofus
RE: The Bojo Score - .bojo - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:14 PMr1c3bowl22 Wrote: Is c your patent lawyer?
He's engineering, bruh
RE: The Bojo Score - r1c3bowl22 - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:16 PM.bojo Wrote:11-26-2018, 04:14 PMr1c3bowl22 Wrote: Is c your patent lawyer?
He's engineering, bruh
Smh he's tryna be a patent lawyer, get a grip on your life.
Also, check out those "fucking Renegadesss" - Deener, 2015
RE: The Bojo Score - .bojo - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:18 PMr1c3bowl22 Wrote:11-26-2018, 04:16 PM.bojo Wrote: He's engineering, bruh
Smh he's tryna be a patent lawyer, get a grip on your life.
Also, check out those "fucking Renegadesss" - Deener, 2015
Oh whoops.
See he's doing it wrong. You just fall in love with somebody going to law school, not actually go to one.
RE: The Bojo Score - Zoone16 - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:15 PM.bojo Wrote:11-26-2018, 04:13 PMZoone16 Wrote: @.bojo give us the full list
it's the first thing in the op, doofus
Uhhhh..... I meant the all-time list of all players in their prime. :eyes:
RE: The Bojo Score - DeletedAtUserRequest - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:28 PMZoone16 Wrote:11-26-2018, 04:15 PM.bojo Wrote: it's the first thing in the op, doofus
Uhhhh..... I meant the all-time list of all players in their prime. :eyes:
This should be added and updated each season and apart of the illustrious Bojo box package. Or at the very least added to the SHL stats section.
RE: The Bojo Score - .bojo - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:30 PMMike Izzy Wrote:11-26-2018, 04:28 PMZoone16 Wrote: Uhhhh..... I meant the all-time list of all players in their prime. :eyes:
This should be added and updated each season and apart of the illustrious Bojo box package. Or at the very least added to the SHL stats section.
I'd only be able to go back to shl seasons where we still have the roster pages, but it's doable.
RE: The Bojo Score - Insayne - 11-26-2018
I am criminally underpaid @JR95
RE: The Bojo Score - .bojo - 11-26-2018
11-26-2018, 04:37 PMInsayne Wrote: I am criminally underpaid @JR95
Oops sorry miscalculation Forsberg is 2nd best, uh, potato.