12-18-2018, 09:19 PMNereus Wrote: There are, indeed, only two possible outcomes in this situation on behalf of SHL HO: either a surgical, precise hit, or a ridiculous, laughable miss. however, based in my observations, i believe the chances of the second option turning out to be true are fairly low, dare i say are negligible, if not absolutely nil. you affirm that you have a romantic companion who identifies as a man, am i correct? well, in that case, i could safely place a bet on the fact that he doesn't so often, if at all perform mouth-to-mouth or mouth-to-cheek contact for recreational purposes with you. if such a bet was placed, i would most certainly win it. overly loud and exaggerated noises of the kind of physical contact i described before. i can also affirm with a good certainty that this said "boyfriend" shall, in the future, cease his current search for anorther romantic companion other than you. when such a thing happens, he will settle with her, abandoning you. he is also not going to miss you a bit. i also predict that he will do the so-called "skrrt", which is no more than the sound of a vehicle's engine and tires running at full throttle, but still before such vehicle catches momentum. he is, finally, going to perform the head and arms movement popularly known as "dab", in the exact precise ways that the DJ known as "Wiz Khalifa" so often does that it became a personal trait.

12-18-2018, 09:54 PMkit Wrote: This is a good meme flem I get it