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Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S49 Sim 7 - thiefofcheese - 08-14-2019
Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S49 Sim 7
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SMJHL S49 Game 72 - MTL @ ANA
SMJHL Game 72 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Gunnar Petrov @Hanson94
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: Ravyn Tedisko @Darkened_Rose_16
Team: Montreal Militia
Time: 14:06 of 1st period
Total possession time: 14:06
Hot po-take-to: Gunnar's been hoping to get rid of the potato for way too long now and late in the first period Anaheim's 3rd line Left Winger "gunned" for Ravyn Tedisko to pass along the scorching spud. Gunnar wasn't mic'd up for today's bout, but rumor has it Gunnar gave not only the potato but a few choice Russian words to Ms. Tedisko. My source's russian isn't very good but they were able to make out the words "squirrel" and "pocket". Unless the players open up we may never know what really happened on those boards.
SMJHL Game 72 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Ravyn Tedisko @Darkened_Rose_16
Team: Montreal Militia
Victim: Noah Tedla @tedlamotors
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Time: 10:21 of 2nd period
Total possession time: 16:15
Hot po-take-to: Although Ravyn did get a brief stint with the little veggie, she was quick to pass it off to defenseman Toah Nedla from the Outlaws. This is unsurprising as the Czech forward has been known to annihilate her vegetables with the utmost impunity. Any longer with Ms. Tedisko and this spud may have been twice baked.
SMJHL Game 72 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Noah Tedla @tedlamotors
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: N/A
Team: Montreal Militia
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 29:39
Hot po-take-to: Toah was clearly on autopilot for the rest of the game b/c he couldn't hit a damn thing. It would look like things were going to end in a prime-time, news-worthy, fiery crash but then he'd swerve and continue on the way to his final destination. Lovers of gore will have to wait until the next game to get their fix of carnage.
SMJHL S49 Game 79 - KEL @ ANA
SMJHL Game 79 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Noah Tedla @tedlamotors
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: Berg Svensen @norge_anon
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: 10:06 of 2nd period
Total possession time: 30:06
Hot po-take-to: After 30 minutes of Nav-on-Autopilot Toah decides to switch to manual control and within 6 seconds he lays out rookie defender Berg Svenen. Bergs contributions to the game up to this point has been a disappointing set of icings, but this hit must have taken the desserts off of his mind as he follows up this hit with a shot and and a blocked shot while holding the tropical tuber. Could this be his good luck charm?
SMJHL Game 79 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Berg Svensen @norge_anon
Team: Kelowna Knights
Victim: Leonid Kofix @Smirnov Light
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Time: 5:01 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 14:55
Hot po-take-to: It was not meant to be for the ol Bergster for he passes it along to the Canadian Leonid Kofix early in the 3rd period. Bergie only has one more hit for the rest of the game. During one TV timeout the camera crew saw Knights coach @NJBadApple ripping into the Bergmiester for being so short sighted as to give up the fiery fry.
SMJHL Game 79 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Leonid Kofix @Smirnov Light
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Victim: N/A
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 19:59
Hot po-take-to: After obtaining the sweltering spud, Leonid proceeds to take 2 shots straight into the chest of the Knight's goalie. Unfortunately neither shot turned into points for the Outlaws, but we are all excited to see how Leonid spends his time with his new best friend. Hopefully the hot potato makes it back to the rink before the next match, but the word in the locker room is that Leonid sure loves his poutine and the selection in Anaheim is slim. Why can't a Canadian get a decent Poutinerie around here?
RE: Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S49 Sim 7 - Whikadoodle - 08-15-2019
@Smirnov Light you gotta get that thing off ya.