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    Thread: S74 mPT#0: Your Mom
Post: RE: S74 mPT#0: Your Mom

If an opponent fucked my mom I'd probably report them to the authorities. As much as I'd really want to go full bloodsport on them, my mother is dead and that's illegal.
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brocksamson 12-04-2023, 12:47 AM
    Thread: S74 PT#0: Your Dad
Post: RE: S74 PT#0: Your Dad

Option 1 My team will win the cup this season in the only way anyone can. We will score more goals than the other team in a higher percentage of our games than any other team in the league. By outsco...
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brocksamson 12-04-2023, 12:46 AM
    Thread: Baltimore extensions
Post: RE: Baltimore extensions

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brocksamson 11-13-2023, 09:11 PM
    Thread: S73 mPT#4: Ice Ice, Baby
Post: RE: S73 mPT#4: Ice Ice, Baby

The top song of my playlist is a closely guarded secret... A drop of knowledge most don't deserve to feel on their dry skin... that song is The Safety Dance
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brocksamson 10-29-2023, 09:15 PM
    Thread: S73 PT#4: Planning Perfection
Post: RE: S73 PT#4: Planning Perfection

Option 1 It's time for this rag tag team of kids that I've inexplicably been asked to coach (despite how obviously unfit I am to teach anything to anyone) to hit the ice and compete in an internation...
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brocksamson 10-29-2023, 09:13 PM
    Thread: S73 mPT#3: Sportsball
Post: RE: S73 mPT#3: Sportsball

Aside from hockey, I watch a shit ton of rugby. It's like American football but no stopping. I also, and this should go without saying, attend several Kumite on the reg.
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brocksamson 10-22-2023, 07:54 PM
    Thread: S73 PT#3: Getting Colorful
Post: RE: S73 PT#3: Getting Colorful

Option 1 Ah, the youth of Las Vegas... Hooligans of the highest order! They dominated the, so called, age appropriate competition. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you... My kids, and I do f...
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brocksamson 10-22-2023, 07:53 PM
    Thread: S73 mPT#2: Entitled Creativity
Post: RE: S73 mPT#2: Entitled Creativity

The last TV show I watched was a movie: Bloodsport. It's better than any TV show and if you watch it 13 times in a row, it's kind of like a season of tv.
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brocksamson 10-15-2023, 09:16 PM
    Thread: S73 PT#2: Who's on First?
Post: RE: S73 PT#2: Who's on First?

Option 2 What would I want defensemen to do? Well that's easily answered! They could learn the martial sciences as taught to Frank Dux (portrayed by Jean Claude Van Damme in the greatest film of all ...
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brocksamson 10-15-2023, 09:14 PM
    Thread: S73 Award Predictions
Post: RE: S73 Award Predictions

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brocksamson 10-01-2023, 10:25 PM
    Thread: S73 Season Predictions
Post: RE: S73 Season Predictions

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brocksamson 10-01-2023, 10:23 PM
    Thread: S73 PT#0: sus.jpg
Post: RE: S73 PT#0: sus.jpg

OPTION 2 - I'm on to you. The appropriate punishment for using chatgpt or any ai to write points tasks instead of doing it yourself should be to be forced into service as a human ai writing tool for ...
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brocksamson 10-01-2023, 10:20 PM
    Thread: S73 mPT#0: hidePainHarold.png
Post: RE: S73 mPT#0: hidePainHarold.png

turning on injuries is a fantastic idea. honestly, I just want to have tooth loss confirmed. I'm assuming no one in this league has any of their real teeth yes but I want the sim to take it into accou...
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brocksamson 10-01-2023, 10:14 PM
    Thread: S72 IIHF Fantasy
Post: RE: S72 IIHF Fantasy

No More Fancy Frickin' Nancy
PT Archive 2,273 Views
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brocksamson 09-16-2023, 01:57 PM
    Thread: S72 IIHF Predictions
Post: RE: S72 IIHF Predictions

Fancy Frickin' Nancy
PT Archive 6,314 Views
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brocksamson 09-16-2023, 01:57 PM
    Thread: [S71] Brock Samson Updates
Post: RE: [S71] Brock Samson Updates

+2 TPE - Activity Check #483 +2 TPE - Activity Check #484 +2 TPE - Activity Check #485 +5 TPE - Weekly Training +5 TPE - Weekly Training +5 TPE - Weekly Training +8 TPE - S71 Championship Week +8 TPE ...
Battleborn Player Updates 538 Views
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brocksamson 09-10-2023, 01:00 PM
    Thread: Activity Check #488
Post: RE: Activity Check #488

Brock Samson  :battleborn:
League Activity Checks 21,072 Views
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brocksamson 09-10-2023, 12:57 PM
    Thread: S72 mPT#5: Showtime!
Post: RE: S72 mPT#5: Showtime!

I'm super psyched for the playoffs and plan to engage in them the same way I engage in the regular season: I will make a lot of references to Bloodsport. Everyone else should too.
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brocksamson 09-03-2023, 09:37 PM
    Thread: S72 PT#5: The Worst of All Possible Worlds
Post: RE: S72 PT#5: The Worst of All Possible Worlds

CREATIVE PROMPT / STORY MODE - The Trap Closes 156 words Team, I'm afraid that I must be the bearer of bad, but narratively predictable, news: the mice have betrayed us. In their quest for the ultim...
PT Archive 6,445 Views
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brocksamson 09-03-2023, 09:35 PM
    Thread: Activity Check #487
Post: RE: Activity Check #487

Brock Samson  :battleborn:
League Activity Checks 12,315 Views
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brocksamson 09-03-2023, 09:26 PM



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