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Sven Gunnar's Pre-Draft Interview
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SouthieRegistered Senior Member
Interviewer: What is your favorite magical or mythological animal?
That is great question. Fantastic question that Sven enjoys. Sven is small but he is fast like cheetah but Sven is Swedish and it is very cold in Sweden. Cheetah will not survive in the cold so perhaps Sven is not like a cheetah at all. Some would say Sven is like Moose because Moose is fast but Moose is big and Sven is not. Sven is more like falcon. Falcon is also fast but very small and survives well in cold weather. Sven is falcon. Sven also swoops down to steal puck like Falcon swoops down to steal tiny pet dog from backyard. Interviewer: What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten? This is most difficult question for Swedish person to answer. There are old standbys like Lutfisk and Surströmming. But then there is also other items like Smörgåskavia and For Sven personally, it is Saltlakrits . People think just because Sven is Swedish he likes Saltlakrits . He doesn't like Saltlakrits. It is gross. Why make salted candy? What is that? Licorice is supposed to be sweet. Why put salt on it? It makes no sense. Candy is supposed to bring joy to people, Saltlakrits brings joy to no one. Interviewer: What would you say your favorite song of all-time is? Good question, You are great interviewer. I enjoy interview much. Sven would say that number one has to be Rising Force By Swedish God Yngwie Malmsteen. It is like Swedish National Anthem even though Swedish National Anthem is technically a different song. You must listen to Rising Force at least twice of day in Sweden by law. The lightning strikes cracking the night. It feels like never before. Thunder and spark in the heart of the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK. I hear a rising force. Searching my soul, now I find something else. I take my life in my hands. Through the gates of Heaven to the altars of Hell. The power is at my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDD. Is great yes? One day, Sven sing-song at parade. It will be great. Maybe later Sven sing Cirice. Interviewer: If you could bring back any fashion trend, what would it be? Tucked jersey. Sven does not tuck right side of jersey, Sven Tuck left, Nobody expects it. He is visionary, it is marketing genius. Kids all over Sweden will one-day rock left side tuck like Sven does and maybe in Finland because Finland copies everything Sweden does. Sweden is the best nordic country. It is undebatable, Interviewer: What’s a hobby you always wanted to pick up, but never did. (And what stopped you?) Sven would have loved to have learned guitar but Sven was too busy practicing hockey to learn guitar. The guitar is great and Sweden have best music but Sven feel obligated to defend honor via hockey for some reason. Sven is like modern Viking but instead of using ax to kill Finnish person, Sven use hockey stick to crush hopes and dreams of Finnish goalie with sick dekes. Sven enjoys very much when children of opposing nations in stands cry. It is Sven most happiest moment in life. Interviewer: If won $10,000, and you had to spend it today, what would you buy? (What you buy can never be resold.) This is the easiest question for Sven, Sven is Swedish, Sven buy reindeer obviously. It is like Swedish dog but bigger. Interviewer: What’s the worst misspelling of your name you’ve ever seen? Seven Gunnarson. What the hell kind of Seven? Seven is number it is obviously not name. Did they get name and jersey number mistaken for each other? Sven does not wear Swven though perhaps he should after such terrible misspelling by media person. Interviewer: If you could invite three people to dinner—living, dead, fictional, or real—who would they be? Sven would like to meet Dracula. Of course, he is very dangerous and he does not eat food so Sven is not sure how well he would do as diner guest but Sven has hope that they could find common ground. Sven would like to hear story of what life was like hundred years ago which Dracula would know because Dracula. Sven's second guest would be Scooby-Doo. Sven thinks Scooby-Doo and with Dracula as other guest, it would only make dog even more scared which would be even funnier. Sven is not sure if Shaggy is included in this or if Scooby would come by himself but either way the second guest is Scooby-Doo. Sven third guest would have to be Loki as Sven Swedish and he feels cultural pressure to include Norse god in dinner party. Fun Fact, many people comparted Sven to Loki when Sven was child. Sven is not sure why because Sven is nice and Loki evil but for some reason, people call Sven Loki as child. It is not nice nickname but it was common through Sven's youth. Code: Word Count: 821 |
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