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Okay so I just have to point out a disclaimer before this interview starts. Like PLEASE genuinely believe me when I say I do not share the opinions my character has. Jon is a miserable bastard and I do not hate any team not user or in game player. Jon has strong opinions cause he is a miserable bastard through his rough experience through the seasons. With that being said let us start.

In a very rare piece of media these days it is time for Jon Forty-One to have a much needed interview. We find him looking like his miserable old self which clearly means he has not changed. Like...At all. But let us see what small changes exist for him shall we? The interview set is the one I have always used. Just a simple studio with a large green screen, a couple of leather chairs and a vase on top of a small table in between the comfy ass leather chairs. Mainly there to be decoration cause why not sprung the setting out. Hey, screw you this is my interview I will add any imaginary vase with flowers I want! >:(

Jon Forty one sits down in his chair after awkwardly putting on his microphone and he can be seen in his lovely jacket suit that he usually wears. Mainly because I lack imagination with fashion and John Wick looks like a badass in the suit and as his face claim I am sticking with it. Jon immediate throws the stupid vase to the side cause he thinks they are god damn stupid and he ruins everything once again by being a miserable bastard. Honestly, why do I even bother.

The Interviewer: Yes? We live on the air? Okay great! Hello every body that is watching! I am once again and doing an very special catch up interview with one of Wales' biggest ever stars and currently playing on the first line for the Edmonton Blizzard. Please tell everyone your name!

Jon Forty-One: Fuck you.

The Interviewer: Okay, welcome Mr. Fuck You we will be talking abo--Hey wait a second. Tell everyone your real name!

Jon Forty-One: ...Ugh. My real name was Jon Snow. Yes, like the god damn Game og Thrones character that got revived for literally no good reason or channel 4 news caster. But when I joined my religious cult after getting chosen my name changed to Jon Forty-One. So my name is Jon Forty-One.

The Interviewer: Perfect! Okay now we are getting somewhere! So just for people who may not know who you are, please tell them why you are here for starters.

Jon Forty-One: Money. Literally I am just doing this shitty interview for the cash. I have zero desire to talk to any of you nor compliment players who are in this league. You could be a future Hall of Famer and I will still happily smash your remaining teeth in. But I need more money in order to do that. So my agent set up one of these interviews like I used to do. I have not done one of these in many seasons and it has been nothing but bliss. I loved each and every second. It meant all I had to do was interact with the bastards in the Edmonton Blizzard locker room. So yeah, it is purely money.

The Interviewer: Oh lord...I forgot how much of a bitter person you could be now that I think about it.

Jon Forty-One: I was not always like this you know. I joined the Simulation Hockey League just wanting to play hockey. To enjoy my life and dream as an Ice Hockey player. But this place is cutthroat and it has been since day fucking one...I used to be such a goody two shoes. I loved meeting new players, learning from them and wanting to help the team in any way I could and it got me fucking nowhere. Now I am making people my bitch with my plus and minus scores for fun.

The Interviewer: Well, you already started with the start. May as well tell everyone who does not know what happened now.

Jon Forty-One: My dad was Isaac Mute. He used to play on the Regina Force back when that was a thing and got traded to the Detroit Falcons. Got drafted by the West K-whatever the fuck they are or were called Platoon. Never played it. Probably died. Someone probably cared but it was not me. Anyway, I eventually joined and got 3 offers.

1. The Vancouver Whalers
2. The Anchorage Armada
3. The Detroit Falcons

In hindsight I chose poorly. Very poorly. But the worst thing about this was I joined at the worst time. Right after the minors draft so no-one in the big leagues knew me.

The Interviewer: Oh right! I remember now! You are the dude who whined and bitched about not going in the first round!

Jon Forty-One: DON'T FUCKING INTERRUPT ME!
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Yeah sorry about that. Jon has anger issues. So now we have a special guest interviewer who by his cult law he cannot hurt. In a weird as fuck crossover episode. Here is the Pro Baseball Experience's Jose Forty-Three!

Jose Forty-Three: What? What I don't get what you mean? Aren't we always alive? What? Oh! You mean live on the air? Oh! Well why did you not just say that in the first place! Yes! Well, welcome to a very speci--

Jon Forty-One: Oh my god! Jose! We have already done this fucking part! Just get on with it already man...I aint getting any younger...Jesus christ! How do the Providence Crabs or other cult members literally put up with you...

Jose Forty-Three: Well, that is simple Jonny-Boy! I am a natural born winner! Very strong, great pitcher, amazing ponytail.

Jon Forty-One: Oh yeah? How many of those finals did you end up winning? Yeah, that is what I god damn thought.

Jose Forty-Three: Well, actually I have won more than you when you think about it and everyone in my league actually has heard of me.

Jon Forty-One: Ugh...Please stop talking and get on with this...This is genuine hell to do for me.

Jose Forty-Three: Okay then. Where was I? Well, welcome to a very special interview! We sadly will not be focusing on ya boi Jose Forty-Three but the other dude who struggles to matter compared to some of our other cultists. That man is Jon Forty-One! Say hello please Mr. Forty-One!

Jon Forty-One: ...So anyway like I was fucking saying...I ended up getting drafted pathetically low. Like...23rd overall. Even though I was a top 10 Total Points Earner in my draft class on average! Well now who the fuck is laughing you miserable General Managers! Now I am the fucking best player in the draft class that is not a shitty defender! Me! I proved you all fucking wrong!

Jose Forty-Three: Have you ever tried yoga, Jon? Oh my goodness it is great for your flexibility and it makes you really chill down. One time I--

Jon Forty-One: I do yoga already a long with our meditation. It is why I am so calm these days. But to finish my point ever since joining I have had to fight. Constantly fighting against everyone and everything and I am finally proving people wrong with my stats.

Jose Forty-Three: Wait, what about your minors experience? I thought you were on a very good team? Like you won the cup level good. Hell I was the Anchorage Wheelers when I was in minors. Like, the only person who was active! Rough times so I assume you had it easier.

Jon Forty-One: I thought I did...I remember hating everyone in that locker room cause they congratulated every god damn Vancouver Whaler player for going in the first round like some sort of fucking flex on me. Well they all proceeded to die and be irrelevant. So I got the last laugh on those useless kids as well. There was one person who I did respect and still do from that time. Aaron Wilson. I dunno what the fuck he is doing nor what team he is on cause I just do not care but man was he a lovely guy. Helped me with what I needed to improve in order to become a Play-off Most Valuable Player!

Jose Forty-Three: Wait didn't Aaron Wilson win that? Yeah, I am fairly sure he did actually. You did not even get nominated for it.

Jon Forty-One: No! I bloody did! I do not care what the biased as fuck junior league committee said. It is stupid as fuck to not include me and D Mills because then it would be 4 Vancouver Whaler players. We deserved the nomination so I am taking the fucking award! No-one is stopping me! You of all people should know what awards snubbing is like.

Jose Forty-Three: Aww see! I knew you cared about me! Hey, what number did you get drafted at again?

Jon Forty-One: ...23rd. I was the best player the Minnesota Chiefs got in a long while too. But they should have drafted me higher...The whole league should have. The fact they are so narrow minded disgusts me to this day.

Jose Forty-Three: I fail to see how your minors experience was a bad thing then. You won and to my limited knowledge broke play-off records for the Vancouver Whalers. Hell you became captain.

Jon Forty-One: Those bastards betrayed me! I got made captain...I was so happy. I had a proper home and helped this family get a championship and I was easily one of the proudest people to get the captain role. We were just lacking quality though the season after...We lost too many good players but I was prepared to go down with that ship...Then those fuckers traded me to the team they hated the most. The Halifax Raiders. I will say that team was very nice to me. Very respectful actually. I hate them but still.

Jose Forty-Three: Wow! I'll alert the media! "Jon Forty-One hates something." It'll make league news I am sure of it!

Jon Forty-One: Not as much as I hate knowing you fucking exist! God how did you get chosen...

Jose Forty-Three: I'm good at my sport, like you are yours. Tee hee heeee

Jon Forty-One: I hindsight I really wish I stayed down an extra season to fuck with them and make them regret it. They did not get anything good with the trade but still. It is the last time the Vancouver Whalers won a 4 Star Cup and it will be the last one they win in a while. I curse them. I fucking curse the Vancouver Whalers.

Jose Forty-Three: The Jon Forty-One curse? Damn that sounds pretty cool actually. Whilst you are a player the Whalers will be unable to win the 11th four star cup! OooooOOOOOoooo!

Jon Forty-One: Oh...I meant forever but sure. That will do I suppose. It hurt so never winning will hurt them back. Seems fair to me.

Jose Forty-Three: So then you moved up to play for the Minnesota Chiefs right?

Jon Forty-One: Yeah. It was an alright experience. The team mates I had were weird. Like...Really fucking weird. I know I am a pissed off cultist but god damn were they another level. Quite inactive at times as well which was not fun. Just slowly getting worse over time and desperately need change at the top. I have no idea how they are doing now but I know they are not close to play-offs so probably a good thing I am salty I decided to go up too early. I had a good stat run for my Total Points Earned and got revenge on a handful of players so I cannot complain really.

Jose Forty-Three: So now you are on the Edmonton Blizzard! A team that did not draft you might I add. What gives.

Jon Forty-One: Simple, I was leaving. The league hates me as much as I hate it. The Edmonton Blizzard for the longest time have been a respectable and competitive team at the bare minimum. So why not. The only other team that thought about me I could tell did not want me so let us go and help the team that willingly apologised for not drafting me. Jon can be very forgiving at times.

Plus they were off my revenge list already so why not focus on the others.

Jose Forty-Three: Have you ever thought about...I dunno...Not being angry and a miserable dick to everyone? People may like you then.

Jon Forty-One: Yes. Yes I have. Boos mean nothing to me when I have seen what makes these teams cheer.

Jose Forty-Three: Oh lord. Well, how has your time been on the Edmonton Blizzard?

Jon Forty-One: Positive. I hate Tony Pepperoni cause he is probably our best player or at least one of them. He is just nothing but a nice guy. It kind of disgusts me.

Jose Forty-Three: Sounds more like envy to me. Which is a very powerful sin when you think about iiiit.

Jon Forty-One: What? He has a silly last name why would I be jealous of him? Sure he is a great locker room guy, pleasant to be around and above all respectable but why would I like him. Screw that guy. I do not like Jean Paul Bolvin either. He really sucks.

Jose Forty-Three: Do you just hate the biggest people on your team then?

Jon Forty-One: No, he was on the Vancouver Whalers with me. He is too big for his skates. He sucks. The rest of the team are very okay. 100% decent. Positively average.

Jose Forty-Three: Definitely Maybe!

Jon Forty-One: Please shut the fuck up...You make no sense Jose...

Jose Forty-Three: Wow, rude. Okay name one player. Just oooone player that you may like. Just even a little.

Jon Forty-One: Hmm...I guess...No not that guy...Errr...I guess at an extreme push...Emiko Spector. The goal tender I guess. Yeah, Emi is my answer.

Jose Forty-Three: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my gooood! Jon has a crush! You sly dog you! Okay just play it cool, change the vast majority of your shitty personality and let ya boi Jose wing man for you. Do not worryyy! I am a great wing man!

Jon Forty-One: ...I am going to ignore you even said anything or I will kill you and get myself punished or sacrificed...

Jose Forty-Three: Well, you are doing pretty well for the Edmonton Blizzard. I believe you got into the top 5 plus or minus stat of all time which is probably a big deal for field hockey! I will be honest I do not really get what your sport but I like watching it on the olympics!

Jon Forty-One: No, I play ICE Hockey Jose. Not the field hockey version. Most of the yanks have not probably even heard about that or even know its an olympic sport.

Jose Forty-Three: I could have sworn you were a field hockey player, Mr. Forty-One.

Angry inside Jon Forty-One: ...Sure..Whatever...Why the fuck not...I am a field hockey player in a Simulation Field Hockey League... But yeah I did very good last season, helped us win the regular season cup so I will not complain. The real test comes very soon. I am wanting to gun awards and make a name for myself in the upcoming seasons. I only just missed out o 20 goal season which is funny since I can barely shoot and focus on passing and defending but we will see. I am going to make a name for myself in these next few seasons.

Jose Forty-Three: Even though you will not join the 2k club.

Jon Forty-One: I put that down to bad timing when I joined. It sucks but I do not care. It is not like I get a cool badge for it or anything.

Jose Forty-Three: I see, I see, I see. Okay. I think that is all we needed on a recap of who you are if people did not know. I imagien people did not care in the first place and skipped that part to my favourite section. The actually questioooooons!

Jon Forty-One: Wait, what? I thought this was over?

Jose Forty-Three: Oh no, no, nooo! We're getting to the fun parts! It is time for the questions! The first question being pick your starter pokemon! Fire-starter Charmander, Water-Boi Squirtle or Leaf-weed Bulbasaur!?

Jon Forty-One: I pick Eevee. Fuck that yellow rodent. The brown dog thing looks the coolest and can evolve into different shit so why not have a swiss-army pokemon instead. It just makes sense.

Jose Forty-Three: Since we last spoke to you a lot of teams have moved locations, some changed logos and some even rebranded! Not to mention a few expansions happened! So let's run down those. Starting with the minor league.

The new Anaheim Outlaws that happened a while ago now.

Jon Forty-One: A good improvement actually. Was not a big fan of the older one but I like this one.

Jose Forty-Three: The Carolina Kraken!? Who replace the Montreal Militia team ages ago now.

Jon Forty-One: I like the logo and I like the jersey's they play in. I think the name is fucking stupid and the fact Montreal does not have a team is silly. I did not respect Montreal nor care at all about them and even I feel sad for them. Awful name. Should have just moved to Seattle where everyone knows Kraken come from.

Jose Forty-Three: Please do not break the 4th wall Jon. I could easily do that and just call you out for making this longer than it needs to be so you get more money but you do not see me doing that. Jesus. Anyway, the next thing is: The Colorado Raptors!

Jon Forty-One: Who?

Jose Forty-Three: Oh, okay never mind then. I will just move on then. The Maine Timber!

Jon Forty-One: If I am being honest I have forgotten who they originally were but I like the design a lot.

Jose Forty-Three: They were the Halifax Raiders, I believe. Wait, how do I know Simulatio Hockey League stuff and you do not?!

Jon Forty-One: Cause I really do not care about other players or teams. That is an improvement I think. Hopefully they do not suck as much as Halifax did.

Jose Forty-Three: The Nevada Battle Born!

Jon Forty-One: Great logo, great place where I can play poker often and great name. I actually like this team.

Jose Forty-Three: Honestly, it kind of feels weird to hear you say something positive. The Newfoundland Berserkers!

Cloud9 Van: I know my boy SDCore is the General Manager of that team and I refuse to let Jon Forty-One shit talk that team. He would. Extremely hard too in fact. But I am not writing that cause I love him.

Jose Forty-Three: The Quebec City Citadelles!

Jon Forty-One: That bird is fucking stu--...Wait. Hmm... Yeah I actually do like that. Nice location, cool nickname and cool team. I also like this team. Maybe it is because they are an expansion team as well and it is hard to hate a team that has never been mean or cruel to you but overall those two teams nailed it. Well done.

Jose Forty-Three: With the Simulation Minor Junior Junior Minor Hockey League completed let us move on! The Chicago King Pins!

Jon Forty-One: Err...Wait who?

Jose Forty-Three: Oh right. They are a Pro Baseball Experience Minor League team. Sorry. I meant the Berlin Fire Salamanders!

Jon Forty-One: Mr. Forty-Three...Can you god damn stop... That is a National Simulation Football League team. And they are lucky they have a cool as fuck logo or I would shit talk them too.

Jose Forty-Three: Actually since we last talked to you they changed the league name to International Sim Football League. National Simulation Football League is actually a player as a Safety now.

Jon Forty-One: Wait...What?

Jose Forty-Three: Do not worry about it. Moving on swiftly! West Kendall Platoon moved to Baltimore. Any thoughts?

Jon Forty-One: Well, I know where Baltimore is on the map so that helps. Not really much to say about it. Yay for the move? I dunno I guess I am indifferent.

Jose Forty-Three: The newest expansion team in the Sim Hockey League Eastern Conference! The Atlanta Inferno!

Jon Forty-One: I do not hate the 2 new teams cause they have not really done anything to me. I do not hate for no reason as that would be just really silly more than anything. So yeah, splendid logo and whilst they are near one of the worst fucking airports ever. (I am not even kidding, this one I genuinely mean with hatred. Fuck Atlanta airport. It is too big and crowded and the people who were there are dickheads or as miserable as Jon Forty-One. I do not care I am breaking character that experience was just the worst...Anyway.) But Atlanta is a nice city so I am glad they got a team. Well deserved I think.

Jose Forty-Three: The rebranding of the Minnesota Monarchs is up next.

Jon Forty-One: I really like the logo and name change. That team needs a lot of work and help but at least they got rid of that awful logo they had.

Jose Forty-Three: And finally the last one is the other new expansion team. The Seattle Argonauts.

Jon Forty-One:  I wish they would change nicknames with the Carolina Kraken. But I am glad the Pacific North West area finally has a respectable team to root for in either major or minor leagues. Not a huge fan of the logo but I like the jerseys they have. So yeah good job.

Jose Forty-Three: Okay then! With that out of the way we have more miscellaneous based question. The first one is one I just want to know. Your contract will eventually run out with the Edmonton Blizzard, right? So will you resign or abandon ship like you did the Minnesota Chiefs?

Jon Forty-One: This situation is completely different. I love my place in Edmonton and I like playing for them. It is quite addictive to go up every season in the all-time goals, assists and points table they have and I am close to getting to the top 50 already. This one is tough for me because I am not against joining another team or checking free agency. Hell, I am allowed to do that after all. I can never be a 1 team lifer thanks to the Vancouver Whalers betraying me and me leaving the Minnesota Chiefs so it is not out of the question. But it would have to be a very good offer for me to leave the Blizzard or even think about it. They have been pretty nice to me and whilst I think I repay them in games I still like this team a lot. But I have no idea if any team would want a max earning center either. I imagine most General Managers would not like that knowing them.

Jose Forty-Three: Well, damn. Food for thought I guess. I kind of appreciate that. Hey, Jon Forty-One. Have you ever actually wondered if the league checks what you write if you write a lot of words in order? Like, at all. Cause whilst all of this is on topic I have always wondered if they could actually be bothered to read it all. If they did not I could just like...I dunno, talk about my shopping list that I have some of our other cultists write up and collect for us or just have a talk about politics or whatever. Not that I would talk about politics cause that is a time bomb waiting to happened but what really is there to stop you from just really talking about whatever. It is focused on you and your players opinions after all.

Jon Forty-One: This is coming from the dude who wrote 150 million dollars worth of media money in a week to make sure he was covered for his career and you still have about 90 million left do you not? Like you know how to abuse this with out actually writing. I do not think anything is against that. Not that I care how others get money for their bank accounts I think the on ly prob lem is if you de cide to ta lk li ke th is. Cause then you are just being a dick. You have to put some small effort into it or what the fuck are you doing really. But yeah technically we could talk about how covid is hurting the league even though it is not whatsoever to my limited knowledge. Or hell just talk about what we had for a meal last night.

Jose Forty-Three: So err....Another completely at randomly chosen question for you Mr. Forty-One...What meal did you decide to eat last night?

Jon Forty-One: Are you seriously winging this interview the further it goes along?

Jose Forty-Three: Yeah, one hundred per cent!

Jon Forty-One: That should not actually surprise me. I do not know why it does not surprise me any more. Errr...Purely cause it was lovely I will mention that I had this lovely chicken breast salad. A basic chicken salad but with just the breast area of the meat added and it was very lovely. I actually love good food.

Jose Forty-Three: I assume you too are also on a diet that is rather strict?

Jon Forty-One: Well, I would assume 99% of every single person in every single league is on a very specific diet to what they do or want to accomplish, right? I do not think that is that shocking. But yeah I am on a strict keto style diet that basically means I cannot go over a certain about of grams of carbs in food per day. If I go over I risk being too heavy or fatter than I need to be in order to play. It is also very high in protein. I do get cheat days every week end but that is about it. I do not need to do the next part but I believe it helps for whenever I cheat. I am not perfect and will have chocolate or flap jacks or whatever as a small treat or pick me up. But to counter that I usually do intense fasting.

Jose Forty-Three: Oh! I do that as well! I do 1-23! I can eat whatever I want to eat for that very specific hour but after that hour it is closing time and I can no longer eat anything.

Jon Forty-One: Yeah, I suppose I am about the same as you. I do 4 and 20 though since then I can give myself some wiggle room of when I should be eating. But that basically is my diet. I think this has been pretty good filler at least so I will give you props for this one Jose. You are an idiot but sometimes you pay to be an idiot.

Jose Forty-Three: I guess that is the best I am ever going to get or as close as I will ever get to a compliment from you so thank yooou! So what are your opinions on the move from Simon to Franchise Hockey Manager?

Jon Forty-One: I am fifty fifty with it. One one hand I loved how much the Simon sim engine liked me and kept me winning. I got a lot of points considering my Total Points Earned and game winning goals compared to now but I get way more moneys and seem to have more impact so it is up and down really.

Jose Forty-Three: What are your thoughts on the Edmonton Blizzard losing a few long time playing Edmonton Blizzard players?

Jon Forty-One: Who? Oh, I do not care. Now the shitty Edmonton Blizzard fans have to tolerate me as 1 of the more longer serving players which is funny. I could not care either way about what those players do or where they go. They did not win us games in the play-offs recently nor the final so who cares. They wanna fuck off, fair enough.

Jose Forty-Three: Who makes your favourite sigs on the forum?

Jon Forty-One: Jean Paul Bolvin and it is not even close. I find the people in International Sim Football League has more insane quality people so Laszlo Forty-Two is a very lucky dude but he is without a doubt my favourite. Though he did not make me a Great Britain signature when we won our gold medal and if he reads this I will deny I ever said it. But yeah it is that guy.

Jose Forty-Three: What award would you like to win?

Jon Forty-One: Fucking any of them. I do not think that is ever happening. Awards are and sadly always will be popularity contests and whilst you and Laszlo are good at making friends and being chill with everyone. That will never be me. So nominations would be nice but it just will not happen in my career I do not think. We will see in time but to answer the question, I would take whatever.

Jose Forty-Three: Do you have any plans on becoming Edmonton Blizzard Co-General Manager or perhaps another job in the future?

Jon Forty-One: Oh hell no. League jobs are the worst. Being in front of people is painful but this is much quicker and easier than any job. I could literally talk forever if I wanted to and it would be way less stressful and painful than caring about rookies or a whole team.

Jose Forty-Three: Man, you used to be such a good team player. Ironic you focus on assists now. Oh, by the way want to hear a joke?!

Jon Forty-One: No...Please do not tell that punch line joke again I swe--

Jose Forty-Three: A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line. So do you get it?! Huh?!

Jon Forty-One: I hate you. Genuinely hatred feelings towards you Jose. Hate is a strong word and I water it down quite a bit and it is cause I hate a lot of people and others in the cult but you are high up on that list...

Jose Forty-Three: Well, thanks! Just another thing I excel at! So with the impending doom of death if we both fail to win enough things in our career, how do you feel about possibly failing and dying alone?

Jon Forty-One: I know a lot of people in our cult fear this. They are right to do so as well. It is not a fun way to perish. But honestly I do not fear death and if I should so fail I welcome death. I am not scared of it. Besides, at the rate the Great Britain team are getting medals I am confident in a reincarnation at least. Which is more than you will get. I just need a handful more Gold Medals and lower ones and I should be golden for complete failure.

Jose Forty-Three: Haha we are in danger! Okay, simple one! What do you think about the Edmonton Blizzard draftees of the most recent draft?

Jon Forty-One: Zero opinion. Could not care less about them. I only pretend to care when x2 media money is available and since it is not on I will not comment on them even if I knew who was in the draft nor who any team drafted. Other draft classes mean fuck all to me. Every single one of you may be noticing a trend round about now with me.

Jose Forty-Three: What TV shows do you current watch?

Jon Forty-One: I do not bloody watch television! Why would I waste my time watching god awful sho--Actually now that I think about it I do watch and follow 90 Day Fiance. I do not like reality T.V shows but for some reason I just love watching 90 Day Fiance. Big Ed was so funny to watch. Oh and I felt really sorry for that Russian chick who was with that American who looked like a serial killer and had secretly been in prison. What a dickhead.

Jose Forty-Three: Okay so I need to officially ask you something. What nationality actually are you? I get you are from Great Britain but what nationality are you? I thought you were scottish.

Jon Forty-One: Welsh.

(Cloud 9 Van: Hello again, breaking the forth wall to post this out of character to let everyone know what is with his nationality. This has been rather confusing for some people so I am legit clarifying the situation out of character cause Jon would be a complete dick and that is not nice.

Originally I was unsure what nationality to give him so I defaulted to my own, which would be english/Great Britain. This was under the impression I would just switch. I have always said that his mother was a random nationality that I would just switch to to say he played for them since my super old character was also from Great Britain. I ended up wanting to become a Swiss player. It meant I could help out a country that had less players, I could play for them super early into my career and everything would have been great cause I could then drive to be one of their greatest ever players. Or at the very least try.

That team was meant to be the Swiss. I was going to transfer cause I also got the impression certain people in Great Britain did not want me either. More than fair but when the transfer came up the dude in charge of it did not want me and wanted someone else who had more Total Points Earned than me. So I did not get the transfer. Fun fact actually, that dude went inactive pretty soon after KEKW.

Anyway, the season after they were going to pick me up but by then I had been snubbed in the draft so I saw nobody actually wanted me so I just decided to stick with Great Britain. That was purely cause they did not have many good forwards so I legit got into the team but why not take that golden opportunity and I have been helping them get medals ever since.

So for about 2 seasons I went round saying Jon Forty-One is Scottish but it works way better for me if he was Welsh. So Jon Forty-One is welsh! I believe he is the only welsh player in the league right now too. Although could be wrong.)

Jose Forty-Three: Welsh?!

Jon Forty-One: I am not saying boyo so just move on.

Jose Forty-Three: The head office of the Sim Hockey League ask you to make an expansion team. What would be your expansion team?

Jon Forty-One: That...Is actually a fun question. Hmm...Honestly I would probably pick somewhere in Europe if anything. Probably Russia like Sochi. The Sochi Shitheads. I do not know how to make nicknames up but Sochi is a lovely place so that could be cool. Worst case I would introduce the cult's franchise organisation, the Montreal 96ers. They need a hockey team and we have one in other leagues so it would work out perfectly.

Jose Forty-Three: Name 1 thing that is not you that you care about in the Sim Hockey League!

Jon Forty-One: That one is easy. I pass. Or 'No comment' it is up to you which you prefer.

Jose Forty-Three: Sigh. God damn you Jon. So if you could redo your time and be on any team in minors or be drafted where would you have gone or picked?

Jon Forty-One: Oh man...If I had hindsight, options and freedom...Well, I guess for the minor league probably either the Detroit Falcons team since even though they were bad back then I would have shined and I assume they would not have traded me for garbage. Or whoever was the Regina Force now. A small part of me has always wanted to be a St. Louis Scarecrow player. But they have literally never wanted me so that would never have happened.

I guess I will pick the Quebec City Owls or Las Vegas Battle Billy Goats since they were not around and they seem like really fun places.

As for the major league? Well, I would have genuinely loved to have gone to the Tampa Bay Barracudas since they had the first overall pick I believe. I would have stayed with them as well as long as I felt like they were building up to something but they did not want me with 2 or 3 picks so they killed that. I do not think there is a team in the major league of Sim Hockey League I would give that honour to. Even the teams that were not in this draft. Nothing stops them from trading in to get me. All I ever wanted as a rookie was a home. To be a part of a community and love the wins and share the pain of loss together.

God was I dumb back then. Now it is all about shining and making those idiots regret even harder. Especially that dick of a British announcer in the draft for laughing like a dick. So, no team. Maybe the two new teams or the Edmonton Blizzard at an extreme push for an answer.

Jose Forty-Three: What team will win the next play-offs!?

Jon Forty-One: The team that manages to get to the final and then wins 4 games against the other team in the opposite conference wins 4. Come on Jose this is simple stuff even you should know this. Did failing to make 1 final after 6 seasons really mess you up that badly.

Jose Forty-Three: Go Crabs. What is your proudest moment so far in your career?

Jon Forty-One: Oh damn. Umm...It would either be going stupidly huge for the Whalers in a lot of the play-off series. Cause getting 19 points in barely any games is fun. The 5 assists in 1 play-off game this season against New Orleans was rather fun as well but probably the game winning goal against Ireland in the semi-finals of the IIHF. Or the goal in the final vs Sweden albeit was not the gold medal winning goal.

The Great British team may hate me but I have had some important goals and moments in my time on the team, albeit genuinely hated.

Jose Forty-Three: Can you name 1 player who you looked up to at all?

Jon Forty-One: Mike Izzy.

Jose Forty-Three: Oh shit! A positive answer?! I did it.

Jon Forty-One: No he is just a little taller than me is all so I had to look slightly upwards at him. I thank him for giving me an easy name to pick for awards or an answer to 'Who will score the most points' questions but we hate the Calgary Dragons or something? I dunno. I am just indifferent about them. But yeah he was really someone to slightly look in an upwards direction at.

Jose Forty-Three: Ughhh. You are the worst Jon...Whast are your thoughts on Leafer stepping down as General Manager of the Providence Crabs and H0ppy being his replacement?

Jon Forty-One: I have no idea who these people are and I do not care either. Whoever Leafer is he sucks and H0ppy will be a Fl0ppy. I root for whoever your team hates now Jose.

Jose Forty-Three: We hate ourselves if anyone...Anyway, moving quickly onwards! Okay give me your predictions on the remainder of the International ...errr..International-erson Hockey Federadation thingy tournament?

Jon Forty-One: Well...Put. Anyway I really like our chances on getting a medal. I am hoping everything just continues to go on as it is. We absolutely dicked everyone in our group as expected. Even Canada. We are hoping the United States of America play the reserve goalie and then completely forget to switch them out. Not like that 1 stupid mistake humiliated them in the quarter finals or anything and we just go on to win the Gold medal.

I think we personally take Silver and sadly get upset vs whoever we end up facing in the final. I get the feeling Canada vs The United States of America happens so they knock each other out rather than meet in the final but one of them for Bronze. Maybe Czechia for bronze instead if that does not happen. One of those 4 wins it all I would say. But I like our chances of getting yet alone medal for the ever growing collection.

Like I said earlier I need more of these if I continue to fail to win cups and awards so the IIHF tournament means a lot to me, even if 90% of the team hates my existence or refuses to acknowledge what I bring.

Jose Forty-Three: Is pizza a pie?!

Jon Forty-One: What? No. How do you go from a decent question to that one all of a sudden?

Jose Forty-Three: Not my interview! Any chance of you returning to the right wing position instead of being a center?

Jon Forty-One: None whatsoever. I have truly enjoyed being a center and I am pretty damn good at it. I cancel some of the best players out for fun. So yeah I can safely tell you that I have found my position.

Jose Forty-Three: What do you think the future holds for you?

Jon Forty-One: That is probably your best question. The only question I think I cannot answer as well. This whole career is not what I wanted and it will continue to never be what I needed. A home. A place to by mine and go down in the record books as that teams great or at least be a contender for Mount Rushmore. That does not feel possible with the Edmonton Blizzard just due to the quality they have and other lifers who will never leave. I can't even get to captain or A level cause of what happened at Vancouver yet alone be considered one of the greats for any team. I want to win as much as possible but past Great Britain that does not seem possible and we lost the junior final so I will always been missing 1 gold. It feels tainted really.

It will most likely end in my death or having to be reincarnated and I am fine with my deity doing either to me at this point. Maybe I can push for hall of fame since I have good stats overall but I guess we will see. I wanted to win a lot of championships and I do not know if I will even get one.

Jose Forty-Three: Very well then. I think this is a good time to stop this interview now. It has been a decently long interview and nothing to stop doing more questions in the future. Or perhaps a crossover with Mr. Thirty! I love that big guy.

Jon Forty-One: Fuck that guy weird fucker. I do not care how strong he is that green and black nightmare can fuck off away from me.

Jose Forty-Three: I honestly think that for now this will do it then. So I will call this here. I want to thank anyone and everyone that decided to follow a long and read through this recap and interview. Could maybe see one if Great Britain do another or just if he needs even more cash. Who knows when that will be. Do you have any final words for the people, Mr. Forty-One.

Jon Forty-One: I do not respect you. I do not like any of you. I do not want you listening to this interview. I am purely here for the money and money alone. So go away.

Jose Forty-Three: Friendly as ever...Well, until next time this is good bye. See you all later!


Just one final reminder and disclaimer for the end since I fear I may need one more of these cause of what he is like and what Sim Hockey League can sometimes turn into. The season 47 center, Jon Forty-One is and damn near always will be a miserable bastard. So do not take literally anything that he decides to say serious at all cause he is just a dick by design. If you do not like him, please feel free to call the character out and get some money like he wanted out of it. This was just a bit of fun, to get money cause I have only 20 million left and hopefully find motivation to write about this league again since it has been a really long time. I hope you enjoyed it.