My mom makes really good smoked lemons, they're so tender they fall off the bone.

Credit to Geck, Ragnar and Juni for sigs

Самат Бейбітжанов | G | Colorado | Atlanta 

Name: Samat Beibitzhanov

Age: 19

Birthplace: Karaganda, Kazakhstan

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 191 lbs

Number: 12/20

Name Bodycount: IIIIIIII

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season: 

S51 | COL | GP: 44 (20-22-2) | .889 SV% | 2.65 GAA | SO: 1 | 0 PIM

S52 | COL | GP: 41 (22-13-5) | .892 SV% | 2.83 GAA | SO: 0 | 4 PIM

S53 | COL | GP: 32 (11-18-2) | .910 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 2

S54 | COL | GP: 30 (15-11-4) | .910 SV% | 2.27 GAA | SO: 2

SHL Regular Season: 

S54 | MAN | GP: 5 (4-0-0) | .903 SV% | 1.45 GAA | SO: 1

S55 | MAN | GP: 10 (6-1-1) | .928 SV% | 1.70 GAA | SO: 1

S56 | ATL | GP: 44 (22-19-3) | .915 SV% | 3.12 GAA | SO: 3

S57 | ATL | GP: 51 (25-21-4) | .910 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 4

S58 | ATL | GP: 51 (24-25-0) | .914 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3

IIHF Regular Season: 

S53 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .912 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0

S54 | RUS | GP: 12 (3-9-0) | .917 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0 

S55 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .903 SV% | 3.30 GAA | SO: 0 

S56 | RUS | GP: 12 (2-10-0) | .879 SV% | 5.55 GAA | SO: 0

S57 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .905 SV% | 4.64 GAA | SO: 0 

S58 | RUS | GP: 12 (7-3-2) | .926 SV% | 3.50 GAA | SO: 0

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Clout Box:

S50 WJC Gold Medal Team Russia

S51 All-Rookie Team

S51 Brutal SMJHL RoTY snub

S52 Tom Corcoran Nomination

S52 WJC Gold Medal Team UCORCAL

Original Colorado Goal Horn Creator

S53 WJC Bronze Medal

2x SMJHL All-Star

Мағжан Шаяхметов | Russia Co-Fed Head

Name: Magzhan Shayakhmetov

2x WJC GM, 1x Gold Medal S52 UCORCAL

S56-Present Russia Co-Fed Head

S58 IIHF Semifinalist

GoalieScore Record Holders and Winners

CHAMPION OF LIFE

S53 - Luca Del Vecchio

S54 - Harry Carpet

S55 - Markus Tegernako

S56 - Knox Booth

S57 - Luca Del Vecchio

S58 - Frans Eller
S59 - Nicolae Antonescu

S60 - Vincent Mietitore

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HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSHIP

S53-54 - Luca Del Vecchio

S54-55 - Harry Carpet

S55-56 - Markus Tegernako

S56-Present - Knox Booth

Once upon a sunlit cheery, while I pondered, chic and leery,
Over many a quaint and curious citrus outside my chamber door—
While I nodded, nearly clapping, suddenly there came a sapping,
Of some one sneakily kidnapping outside my chamber door.
“’Tis not some visitor,” I muttered, “tis a lemon stealing whore—
A citrus thief whom I abhor.”

Quoth the Efiug “Nevermore.”

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

Once upon a sunlit cheery, while I pondered, chic and leery,
Over many a quaint and curious citrus outside my chamber door—
While I nodded, nearly clapping, suddenly there came a sapping,
Of some one sneakily kidnapping outside my chamber door.
“’Tis not some visitor,” I muttered, “tis a lemon stealing whore—
A citrus thief whom I abhor.”

Quoth the Efiug “Nevermore.”

beuatifel. only mistakey was that the citrus would be inside of my mouth or tummy instead of outsided my chamber door.

Once upon a sunlit cheery, while I pondered, chic and leery,
Over many a quaint and curious citrus outside my chamber door—
While I nodded, nearly clapping, suddenly there came a sapping,
Of some one sneakily kidnapping outside my chamber door.
“’Tis not some visitor,” I muttered, “tis a lemon stealing whore—
A citrus thief whom I abhor.”

Quoth the Efiug “Nevermore.”

beuatifel. only mistakey was that the citrus would be inside of my mouth or tummy instead of outsided my chamber door.

i should call my room my chamber that makes me sound 100% times cooler and handsome and popular and epic and having a girlfriend.

ahem. i am off to my chamber to devote myself to my studies.