Hey guys, i know nobody will actually read this. They will count the words and award me with 5 TPE but i need those, so lets get it going.

So my job with the Vancouver Whalers is to annoy they other team and avoid taking penalties pretty much. And after 12 games and averaging about 9 minutes a game a can tell you a thing or two about it. So the thing is, i play with Barry and Sailfish and those guys kinda do the heavy lifting while i just skate around and try to annoy the other team. So far ive gotten 2 assists, one of them while "accidently" staying on the ice while the top six guys did some stuff. And whops, somehow i got a point. Still looking for some minutes in the box. 12 freaking games. 9 fighting, 10 bravery and 10 aggression and clean as hell.

So recently i have been playing as a "shadow", probably the only active player playing as that role, its like an 80's role but i like it very much. I used to watch Esa Tikkanen alot during the 80's and oh man that guy is a full blowned retard but holy shit its fun to watch that stuff so im more than happy to mimic his stuff on the ice. Well anyhow, as a fourth liner in Vancouver we, or atleast I have my routines of getting drunk every weekend. Its alright since i only play like 7 minutes every game anyhow. Either way, last weekend i figured out how to hide candy inside my stick without Dex and Pyth noticing it. So the trick is that you got to cut your stick and the very top of it, then just tape it like crazy. And if you make it good you can make a small hole where you pop out small candy during games.

Anyhow, since me Barry and Sailfish play very sheltered minutes we figured out how to pass time on the bench. Heck, Barry sometimes has a beer under the bench. Dex dosent watch us that careful so he can get away with stuff like that. I wouldnt dare that shit however. As a team we have been doing pretty well this season, captain Sven has been yelling at us to get our shit together and play more of a defensive role. We havent decided yet, i have been thinking about increasing my fighting and aggression even more but when i see Sven like that i kinda wanna increase my defensive stats and make him proud. So i have not decided yet on how to develop. Just trying to do my best every game, hangover or not. I mean we are playing good, not fantastic yet but we could. To fight or not to fight is the question? Fight for points atleast.

Whatever line you play on, you need to give everything you got. If that means blocking shots with my face AND eating candy. Heck, give me a call. So there you have it, some words from a fourth line grinder. Put me in coach. Let me goon.

@Lobbanet GRADED! +5 TPE. Also, I READ IT.

PLAY D YA SCHLUBS