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Johnny's Super Skates! Now at K Mart!
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WhikadoodleRegistered S23, S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Hey everyone! I'm here to tell you about a brand new product that is sweeping north America! You've heard of boring old hockey Skates. They get dull. They're rigid. And you have to power them all by yourself! Boring! There has to be a better way!
Well, there is! Introducing Johnny's Super Skates! Johnny's Super Skates fit like a glove, using space age memory foam technology to perfectly mold to your foot! They're sharp! Made from a element that scientists just synthesized in a lab! Nothing can cut through these Skates, and theyll make you the most agile skater on the ice. They're fast! With rockets embedded in the heel, you'll be able to reach speeds previously unattainable by humans. Speedy Stuff! And they're fashionable too! Get them in any color, that's right, any color! Gold! Maroon! Teal! We can make them any color you want! And check out those patterns! Mesmerize your opponents with your sick complex Skates! And don't forget about LACES! You can use any of our laces with our Super Skates, any that you could ever want! Isn't that exciting! Don't be without these super cool super Skates! You can get them at K Mart! Go on down to K Mart and get yourself a pair of Johnny's Super Skates! (214 Words)
TheOPSquidTrading Card Team Posting Freak
These sound great! Can't wait to try them out!
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