ATL is super excited to bring back all the following franchise legends and also Sim Wen:

Billy Herrington - @Ferda
S82: 5,000,000

Jiggle E Puff - @zeagle1
S82: $5,000,000

Dan Johnston - @Figgy
S82: $5,000,000

bongo - @Bongo
S82: $5,000,000

Sim Wen - @Jepox
S82: $4,000,000
haiku forthcoming

Kristian Seppanen - @MrPresident
S82: $4,000,000*
S83: $4,000,000*
*HTD

Paul Bondage - @CaptainCamel
S82: $5,000,000
S83: $5,000,000

Denebor Milasch - @Cobbenstein
S82: $5,000,000

Stun Gun - @unconfident69
S82: $4,000,000

Nathangus McExplosion - @micool132
S82: $5,000,000

Puddles O'Duckling - @Z-Whiz
S82: $3,000,000

Lucas Lindberg - @Vaxlare
S82: $2,500,000

Vasher Summers - @lunaripcole
S82: $2,500,000

Cauliflower Pizza - @ByrdeMan
S82: $2,500,000


and also also eel
Philippe-Eko Eel - @hotdog
S82: $4,000,000

signings reflect post-regression TPE values @luke don't you even think about it

thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs

  

Wait you guys are getting a contract?

accept

Big props to OrbitingDeath for the sig

I was coerced into this

I hereby do accept these contract agreements!

Paul Bondage | RD | Atlanta Inferno | 420 TPE

accept

Angus McFife XVIII RD  7th overall pick by Colorado Raptors
S59 17th OA Pick by Atlanta Inferno
Height: 6''4
Weight:222 lb
Number:23
Nationality : Great Britain
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SMJHL Career
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--S59 WJC Bronze--



Character Page RD- Quarterback


Retired players:
-Toki Wartooth
-Nathan Explosion btw
-Angus McFife XVIII

Accept

Thank you @Ragnar  for the Sig!

Previously: Patrick Shepherd (S52 - S64)

This Lindberg guy isnt worth $2m, he accepts though.

[WIP]

accept

S58 Elias Armia Award Winner

Aren’t you supposed to negotiate with me before posting my contract? This is a violation of my rights and you’ll be hearing from my SHLPA Union Rep!

Oh, they say I have no player rights, got it. Accepted.

Kristian Seppanen | | RD | | Malamutes | | Inferno Name: Kristian Seppanen Birthplace: Finland Height: 6'3"Weight: 237 Number: 13] Current Team: YukonYukon Captain S74-Present----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: 211 GP | 14 G | 97 A | 111 P | -12 | 299 H | 581 SB | 35 GA | 209 TASMJHL Post Season Stats: 43 GP | 2 G | 28 A | 30 P | +15 | 34 H | 124 SB | 8 GA | 51 TASHL Regular Season Stats: SHL Post Season Stats:  ----------------------------------------------- Transactions:Drafted 11 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S72 SMJHL Entry DraftDrafted 14 OA by the Atlanta Inferno in the S73 SHL Entry Draft----------------------------------------------- Awards:S73 SMJHL All-Star Team Awards: S73 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S74 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S73 Growler Award - 179 SB  S74 Growler Award - 178 SB  S74 Lead Dog Award - Team Leader 

what the hell uncalled for shots but i accept

Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft
Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:

Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak
Height: 5'10
Weight: 172 lbs
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
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Transactions:
Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19
S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13
S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39
S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:
S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied)
S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP)
S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)

Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE
Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft
Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54
Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56
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SMJHL Statistics:
S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14
S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7
S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7
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SHL Statistics:
S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12
S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13
S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13
S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6
S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6
S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5
S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24
S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34
S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23
Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2
S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0
S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5
S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0
Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7
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Trophy Case:
S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader)
S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF)
S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)