Interviewer: Hey hold on we want to conduct this interview. Wait a moment.

R: k i don't got 5 fucking minutes

Interviewer: Well we just want to ask you what is it like right now? It's been a handful of seasons where you have been banished in the SHL what are you doing now?

R: well you know. i still gotta deal with the hateRs pretty much. i might not be playing hockey no more but im still hopping on the van going to my home and in the basement and growing some good plants. of course you got those noob hateRs who rides in their toy cars and have those loud noises and them classy blue and red lights flashing. like shit just leave me alone you fucktRds.

Interviewer: Got any photo evidence to show us your grow op since you pretty much are confident to tell us about it

R: hell i don't need no photo evidence. bring you and your buddy to my place and we'll show you the place ourself

Interviewer: Oh okay then you actually have to give us your address, right?


R: wait are we actually doing this?

Interviewer: I mean I am a journalist so I want to see the truth behind this

R: wait hold up, i gotta call my buddy up really quickly.



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R: well you see, as awesome as i am, i have a lot of things to do. i am a very busy man. i have to hang out with hot chicks tonight and get laid. then me and my buddies are gonna be cashing in on some jackpot

Interviewer: oh what kind of jackpot?

R: it was a trip to mt. bustmont and there are supposed to be a shit ton of gold n shit there. im gonna be rich and awesome.

Interviewer: Hey, Mr. R

R: then after i get it i'm just gonna fucking laugh my ass off as i grab all those dough and smoke my ass up. dam i'm gonna be living a damn good life you know wat im saying. hey who needs the shl when i can just drink booze, smoke weed, and get laid 24/7.

Interviewer: Well good luck with that buddy, that isn't actually not real because it's created by Alex Barkov to recruit the best SHL player.

Discord are for plebs

Studmuffind

Am I R?

=D>

Originally posted by R+-@Jun 10 2015, 03:37 AM
Am I R?

R u Chris R?

Discord are for plebs

uuuu plants =D>