I want this to be short and sweet. I will be stepping down as Federation Head of Team USA to focus on GM'ing the Whalers, and in my place I will be promoting Anchorage42. I had done this last set of lines with him, and he is an extremely quick learner. With all the GM's we have in our locker room, any questions he has will be answered quickly, and I have no doubt he will prove to be extremely capable in this new role. I look forward to having my player play under him. For now, I will be taking the role of head coach until a suitable replacement is found.

This also means that Narconis will be promoted to Anchorage's former job as co-head. He's one of the most active members in the league, and his player is a huge part of Team USA. He's been eager to get a bigger role in the management of the team for a while now, and I'm very happy to be able to give it to him. Like Anchorage, he's a bright guy and I'll think he'll be perfect for this role.

Both of these guys are dedicated and I have no doubt in my mind that they'll take this squad higher than I was ever able to. Best of luck to both of you, and remember, I'm always in the LR if you need me.

Konrad Danke / C / 340 TPE / Texas / Maine / Czech
S54 Draft Class // Czech Republic


John Heimer-Schmidt // Former Whaler GM // Retired
The Greatest Shitstirrer of All Time


thanks @suavemente !

Congrats, guys!

Jaden Tanner || RD || Calgary Dragons
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lb
Number: 98
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SHL Regular Season:
S74 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: -14 | H: 46 | SB: 98 | GA: 13 | TA: 48
S75 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: -21 | H: 48 | SB: 104 | GA: 17 | TA: 38
S76 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5  | H: 73 | SB: 112 | GA: 21 | TA: 74
S77 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 16 | P: 21 | +/-: -8  | H: 38 | SB: 311 | GA: 21 | TA: 32
S78 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 18 | P: 25 | +/-: 21  | H: 29 | SB: 265 | GA: 8 | TA: 30
S79 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | +/-: 8  | H: 48 | SB: 379 | GA: 25 | TA: 29
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SHL Playoffs:
S74 | CGY | DNQ
S75 | CGY | DNQ
S76 | CGY | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -7 | H: 4 | SB: 4 | GA: 0 | TA: 3
S77 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | H: 2 | SB: 15 | GA: 0 | TA: 7
S78 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -6 | H: 4 | SB: 33 | GA: 2 | TA: 3
S79 | CGY | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | H: 8 | SB: 67 | GA: 5 | TA: 5
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 23 | P: 26 | +/-: 1 | H: 93 | SB: 112 | GA: 17 | TA: 52
S72 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 25 | P: 30 | +/-: 27 | H: 112 | SB: 86 | GA: 32 | TA: 61
S73 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 21 | P: 22 | +/-: 35 | H: 106 | SB: 91 | GA: 19 | TA: 57
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S70 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | H: 6 | SB: 9 | GA: 4 | TA: 4
S71 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | H: 11 | SB: 4 | GA: 3 | TA: 8
S72 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | H: 9 | SB: 4 | GA: 1 | TA: 6
S73 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 1 | H: 14 | SB: 18 | GA: 6 | TA: 15
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SHL Record Holder: SB in a season - 379
Jakob Tanner || HoF Goalie || HoF GM
4x Challenge Cup (S24, S26, S30, S31)
1x IIHF Gold (S23, Ireland)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S29)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x John McBride Trophy (S29)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S30)
1x Mike Honcho Trophy (S29)
1x John McBride Nominee (S30)
2x Joe McKeil Award (S24, S35)

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Im very much looking forward to helping the USA return to glory and to build our team to an epic comraderie. If you're a forward and think you're up to that challenge, let me knkw

Thank you very much for the opportunity. I will do my best to continue your legacy, JHS. Let's go USA!

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Barney Stinson || D || RETIRED || Elected HoF S42
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
#BetterThanBojo
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SHL Career Statistics
Career: GP: 957, G: 128, A: 462, P: 590, +/- -15, PIMS: 1353, H: 2704, SB: 1300, PPG: 69, PPA: 127
S38 WKP: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- 0, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 0, PPG: 0, PPA: 0
S38 BUF: GP: 16, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -7, PIMS: 4, H: 16, SB: 17, PPG: 1, PPA: 0
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 26, P: 29, +/- 3, PIMS: 58, H: 135, SB: 74, PPG: 1, PPA: 7
S36 BUF: GP: 15, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/- 2, PIMS: 28, H: 47, SB: 27, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S36 SEA: GP: 35, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 6, PIMS: 54, H: 122, SB: 84, PPG: 1, PPA: 6
S35 SEA: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/- -11, PIMS: 111, H: 250, SB: 85, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S34 SEA: GP: 36, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/- -1, PIMS: 68, H: 118, SB: 56, PPG: 2, PPA: 2
S34 EDM: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/- -4, PIMS: 14, H: 53, SB: 22, PPG: 0, PPA: 1
S33 EDM: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 38, P: 44, +/- -15, PIMS: 65, H: 180, SB: 65, PPG: 5, PPA: 15
S32 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 28, P: 36, +/- 12, PIMS: 62, H: 135, SB: 67, PPG: 4, PPA: 8
S31 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 42, P: 50, +/- 14, PIMS: 86, H: 224, SB: 88, PPG: 4, PPA: 6
S30 MIN: GP: 50, G: 7, A:39, P: 46, +/- 3, PIMS: 40, H: 192, SB: 61, PPG: 5, PPA: 7
S29 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A:32, P: 47, +/- 8, PIMS: 81, H: 207, SB: 85, PPG: 6, PPA: 13
S28 TOR: GP: 50, G: 9, A:30, P: 39, +/- 14, PIMS: 78, H: 187, SB: 61, PPG: 4, PPA: 10
S27 TOR: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/- 4, PIMS: 54, H: 70, SB: 56, PPG: 3, PPA: 7
S26 EDM: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 14, P: 17, +/- 6, PIMS: 52, H: 50, SB: 65, PPG: 2, PPA: 3
S25 EDM: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/- -2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 14, PPG: 1, PPA: 2
S25 NEW: GP: 38, G: 7, A: 16, P: 23, +/- -5, PIMS: 74, H: 101, SB: 62, PPG: 6, PPA: 6
S24 MAN: GP: 52, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/- -4, PIMS: 96, H: 156, SB: 60, PPG: 4, PPA: 13
S23 TOR: GP: 52, G: 10, A: 24, P: 34, +/- -6, PIMS: 113, H: 141, SB: 80, PPG: 4, PPA: 5
S22 TOR: GP: 52, G: 5, A: 20, P: 25, +/- -21, PIMS: 91, H: 95, SB: 65, PPG: 3, PPA: 4
S21 TOR: GP: 52, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/- -7, PIMS: 70, H: 87, SB: 49, PPG: 8, PPA: 9
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S20 KEL: GP: 40, G: 8, A: 25, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 55, H: 74, SB: 58, PPG: 7, PPA: 4
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/-: 15, PIMS: 47, H: 54, SB: 45, PPG: 8, PPA: 11
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Transactions:  
Elected Hall of Fame S42, second ballot
S34-38 Traded to Buffalo, traded to WKP
S34 Traded to Seattle
S31 Signed 3-year $??M deal with Edmonton
S30 Signed 1-year $12M deal with Minnesota
S29 winner of Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
S29 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
S28 Signed 1-year $5M deal with Toronto
S27 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
Traded to EDM at the S25 deadline
Traded to NEW in S25
S24 All-Star Team
Signed 2-year/$18M deal with Manhattan
Signed 2-year/$7M deal with Toronto
S20 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named Assistant Captain for S20 Kelowna Knights
Signed 2-year/$6.5M deal with Toronto
Drafted 17th Overall in S20 SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars
S19 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named to the S19 Rookie Squad in the Super Series (Rookies v Send Downs)  
Signed 1-yr/$2.0mil deal with Kelowna
Drafted 38rd overall by Kelowna in the S19 Draft

Geezus Kryyst || G || Hamilton Steelhawks ||
Name: Geezus Kryyst
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
S52 HAM: GP: 44, W: 29, L: 13, OTL: 2, PCT: .909, GAA: 3.03, SO: 2, MP: 2669, GA: 135, SA: 1483, S1: 5, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S51 HAM: GP: 46, W: 28, L: 14, OTL: 3, PCT: .904, GAA: 3.06, SO: 6, MP: 2727, GA: 139, SA: 1454, S1: 5, S2: 2, S3: 1  
S50 HAM: GP: 46, W: 26, L: 16, OTL: 2, PCT: .915, GAA: 2.77, SO: 1, MP: 2706, GA: 125, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 3, S3: 1  
S49 HAM: GP: 44, W: 19, L: 21, OTL: 4, PCT: .902, GAA: 3.20, SO: 1, MP: 2664, GA: 142, SA: 1453, S1: 3, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S48 HAM: GP: 42, W: 24, L: 14, OTL: 4, PCT: .917, GAA: 2.64, SO: 3, MP: 2547, GA: 112, SA: 1351, S1: 5, S2: 4, S3: 1  
S47 HAM: GP: 44, W: 16, L: 23, OTL: 5, PCT: .907, GAA: 3.09, SO: 3, MP: 2657, GA: 137, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 4, S3: 0  
S46 HAM: GP: 44, W: 25, L: 14, OTL: 5, PCT: .899, GAA: 3.14, SO: 2, MP: 2583, GA: 135, SA: 1336, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S45 HAM: GP: 44, W: 18, L: 23, OTL: 2, PCT: .900, GAA: 3.21, SO: 2, MP: 2469, GA: 132, SA: 1317, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S44 HAM: GP: 44, W: 21, L: 17, OTL: 5, PCT: .909, GAA: 2.70, SO: 5, MP: 2508, GA: 113, SA: 1237, S1: 3, S2: 2, S3: 3  
S43 HAM: GP: 44, W: 26, L: 17, OTL: 1, PCT: .896, GAA: 2.83, SO: 4, MP: 2392, GA: 113, SA: 1082, S1: 2, S2: 1, S3: 3  
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 HAL: GP: 43, W: 17, L: 24, OTL: 2, PCT: .874, GAA: 2.96, MP: 2374, GA: 117, SA: 925
S41 HAL: GP: 18, W: 3, L: 7, OTL: 1, PCT: .881, GAA: 3.39, MP: 779, GA: 44, SA: 370

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Transactions:  
S51 Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
S50 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Signed 3-year $30M Contract
S48 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Goals Against
S48 1-year $7M contract with Hamilton
S47 1-year $6M contract with Hamilton
S46 1-year $10M contract with Hamilton
S43 All-Rookie Team (Goalie)
S43 Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie) Nominee
S43 Called up to SHL Hamilton Steelhawks, Starter for 44 games
S42 Gold Medal World Junior Hockey Championship
S42 The Richard C. Hocolate Award (Halifax Best Goalie)
$3M Entry Level Contract
Selected 13th Overall by Halifax Raiders
Declared for S41 SMJHL Entry Draft

Konrad Danke / C / 340 TPE / Texas / Maine / Czech
S54 Draft Class // Czech Republic


John Heimer-Schmidt // Former Whaler GM // Retired
The Greatest Shitstirrer of All Time


thanks @suavemente !

Well, at least that explains why nobody bothered to contact me when I recreated. Still undecided, btw.

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Originally posted by Gifter of Bikes@Jun 14 2015, 06:56 AM
Well, at least that explains why nobody bothered to contact me when I recreated. Still undecided, btw.

Wink wink nudge nudge

Thanks Jove for my sig

Congrats Anchorage42 and Narcosis



P.S. Consider me when the time comes.

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Ryan Jesster - HoF Goalie (S1-S14)
Proud Calgary Dragon Alumni 
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Stay active and don't switch! Team USA needs all the best and brightest we can get. We're still reeling from the dual citizenship fiasco from a few seasons ago

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Barney Stinson || D || RETIRED || Elected HoF S42
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
#BetterThanBojo
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SHL Career Statistics
Career: GP: 957, G: 128, A: 462, P: 590, +/- -15, PIMS: 1353, H: 2704, SB: 1300, PPG: 69, PPA: 127
S38 WKP: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- 0, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 0, PPG: 0, PPA: 0
S38 BUF: GP: 16, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -7, PIMS: 4, H: 16, SB: 17, PPG: 1, PPA: 0
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 26, P: 29, +/- 3, PIMS: 58, H: 135, SB: 74, PPG: 1, PPA: 7
S36 BUF: GP: 15, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/- 2, PIMS: 28, H: 47, SB: 27, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S36 SEA: GP: 35, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 6, PIMS: 54, H: 122, SB: 84, PPG: 1, PPA: 6
S35 SEA: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/- -11, PIMS: 111, H: 250, SB: 85, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S34 SEA: GP: 36, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/- -1, PIMS: 68, H: 118, SB: 56, PPG: 2, PPA: 2
S34 EDM: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/- -4, PIMS: 14, H: 53, SB: 22, PPG: 0, PPA: 1
S33 EDM: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 38, P: 44, +/- -15, PIMS: 65, H: 180, SB: 65, PPG: 5, PPA: 15
S32 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 28, P: 36, +/- 12, PIMS: 62, H: 135, SB: 67, PPG: 4, PPA: 8
S31 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 42, P: 50, +/- 14, PIMS: 86, H: 224, SB: 88, PPG: 4, PPA: 6
S30 MIN: GP: 50, G: 7, A:39, P: 46, +/- 3, PIMS: 40, H: 192, SB: 61, PPG: 5, PPA: 7
S29 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A:32, P: 47, +/- 8, PIMS: 81, H: 207, SB: 85, PPG: 6, PPA: 13
S28 TOR: GP: 50, G: 9, A:30, P: 39, +/- 14, PIMS: 78, H: 187, SB: 61, PPG: 4, PPA: 10
S27 TOR: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/- 4, PIMS: 54, H: 70, SB: 56, PPG: 3, PPA: 7
S26 EDM: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 14, P: 17, +/- 6, PIMS: 52, H: 50, SB: 65, PPG: 2, PPA: 3
S25 EDM: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/- -2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 14, PPG: 1, PPA: 2
S25 NEW: GP: 38, G: 7, A: 16, P: 23, +/- -5, PIMS: 74, H: 101, SB: 62, PPG: 6, PPA: 6
S24 MAN: GP: 52, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/- -4, PIMS: 96, H: 156, SB: 60, PPG: 4, PPA: 13
S23 TOR: GP: 52, G: 10, A: 24, P: 34, +/- -6, PIMS: 113, H: 141, SB: 80, PPG: 4, PPA: 5
S22 TOR: GP: 52, G: 5, A: 20, P: 25, +/- -21, PIMS: 91, H: 95, SB: 65, PPG: 3, PPA: 4
S21 TOR: GP: 52, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/- -7, PIMS: 70, H: 87, SB: 49, PPG: 8, PPA: 9
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S20 KEL: GP: 40, G: 8, A: 25, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 55, H: 74, SB: 58, PPG: 7, PPA: 4
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/-: 15, PIMS: 47, H: 54, SB: 45, PPG: 8, PPA: 11
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Transactions:  
Elected Hall of Fame S42, second ballot
S34-38 Traded to Buffalo, traded to WKP
S34 Traded to Seattle
S31 Signed 3-year $??M deal with Edmonton
S30 Signed 1-year $12M deal with Minnesota
S29 winner of Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
S29 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
S28 Signed 1-year $5M deal with Toronto
S27 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
Traded to EDM at the S25 deadline
Traded to NEW in S25
S24 All-Star Team
Signed 2-year/$18M deal with Manhattan
Signed 2-year/$7M deal with Toronto
S20 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named Assistant Captain for S20 Kelowna Knights
Signed 2-year/$6.5M deal with Toronto
Drafted 17th Overall in S20 SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars
S19 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named to the S19 Rookie Squad in the Super Series (Rookies v Send Downs)  
Signed 1-yr/$2.0mil deal with Kelowna
Drafted 38rd overall by Kelowna in the S19 Draft

Geezus Kryyst || G || Hamilton Steelhawks ||
Name: Geezus Kryyst
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
S52 HAM: GP: 44, W: 29, L: 13, OTL: 2, PCT: .909, GAA: 3.03, SO: 2, MP: 2669, GA: 135, SA: 1483, S1: 5, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S51 HAM: GP: 46, W: 28, L: 14, OTL: 3, PCT: .904, GAA: 3.06, SO: 6, MP: 2727, GA: 139, SA: 1454, S1: 5, S2: 2, S3: 1  
S50 HAM: GP: 46, W: 26, L: 16, OTL: 2, PCT: .915, GAA: 2.77, SO: 1, MP: 2706, GA: 125, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 3, S3: 1  
S49 HAM: GP: 44, W: 19, L: 21, OTL: 4, PCT: .902, GAA: 3.20, SO: 1, MP: 2664, GA: 142, SA: 1453, S1: 3, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S48 HAM: GP: 42, W: 24, L: 14, OTL: 4, PCT: .917, GAA: 2.64, SO: 3, MP: 2547, GA: 112, SA: 1351, S1: 5, S2: 4, S3: 1  
S47 HAM: GP: 44, W: 16, L: 23, OTL: 5, PCT: .907, GAA: 3.09, SO: 3, MP: 2657, GA: 137, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 4, S3: 0  
S46 HAM: GP: 44, W: 25, L: 14, OTL: 5, PCT: .899, GAA: 3.14, SO: 2, MP: 2583, GA: 135, SA: 1336, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S45 HAM: GP: 44, W: 18, L: 23, OTL: 2, PCT: .900, GAA: 3.21, SO: 2, MP: 2469, GA: 132, SA: 1317, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S44 HAM: GP: 44, W: 21, L: 17, OTL: 5, PCT: .909, GAA: 2.70, SO: 5, MP: 2508, GA: 113, SA: 1237, S1: 3, S2: 2, S3: 3  
S43 HAM: GP: 44, W: 26, L: 17, OTL: 1, PCT: .896, GAA: 2.83, SO: 4, MP: 2392, GA: 113, SA: 1082, S1: 2, S2: 1, S3: 3  
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 HAL: GP: 43, W: 17, L: 24, OTL: 2, PCT: .874, GAA: 2.96, MP: 2374, GA: 117, SA: 925
S41 HAL: GP: 18, W: 3, L: 7, OTL: 1, PCT: .881, GAA: 3.39, MP: 779, GA: 44, SA: 370

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Transactions:  
S51 Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
S50 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Signed 3-year $30M Contract
S48 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Goals Against
S48 1-year $7M contract with Hamilton
S47 1-year $6M contract with Hamilton
S46 1-year $10M contract with Hamilton
S43 All-Rookie Team (Goalie)
S43 Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie) Nominee
S43 Called up to SHL Hamilton Steelhawks, Starter for 44 games
S42 Gold Medal World Junior Hockey Championship
S42 The Richard C. Hocolate Award (Halifax Best Goalie)
$3M Entry Level Contract
Selected 13th Overall by Halifax Raiders
Declared for S41 SMJHL Entry Draft