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Failcrows Interview
Damby Speaks
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R++Registered S25 Challenge Cup Champion
Ask me questions about not scoring a goal or helping the team put points on the board besides my amazing Face off win percentage
  WertWere the crows even updated? I doubt it, although the important members such as Kozar this year if 350 last play offs. I doubt he will ever be updated. Oh wait I was updated. How do you blow more leads than the Toronto maple leafs? Well when your goal scorers arent goal scoring its hard to keep a lead. Also, where did our defense go? I think Windsor had some opium team... Why does wert suck and how did you know it would come around in the scarecrows choke offs cup run? I really do not know, he was a star at the start of the season carrying the team. We traded away 2 keys defenders for another forward, got to think bbp needs to put a tighter choke on cuffs. Why does glitter magically get stuck in the STHS system and malfunction? Butch Buckley, all them damn strippers he breaks the machine. HEAD BUTTTT Or nuts.. Do you think it was rigged due to the Robb wind incident occurring before? What incident? I think he sand bagged though being a former Montreal Impact :impact: should of traded down #mcdavid fail Am I on to something? I am on something if you catch my drift holmes. I miss chu, i need to become active again ay? How does it feel to float to the SHL in a instant? Can not wait, it is time to hit you now sorry baby. Watch your back, much love. Why does everything that is impossible happen to the crows? Its the circle of life, mook and that damn simba child. Just hope the falcons lose to the knights. Nature deserves retribution Have you decided to kick ass in Winnipeg? If so which mansion are you buying? The one off of 21st jump street. My homies got a plane, you should get traded please. Is this experience shitty? SOOO many questions, yes this was a terrible outing. Especially with out butch there to make fun of jp or cuffs with me. Does this piss you off all the way? TO THE MAXXY BBY, piss on me . Is this league illuminati confirmed? Doubt it, these boards are at the slight edge of to cool. Need to be more secretive, we are on reddits You going to be on the first line in Winnipeg next season? Nah, I will average less than 2 minutes if I had to guesss. Grinder powa, no room for me up top. Are we hiring Hitmen to kill the impact No need, the falcons will do it for free. Besides even if we won, we do not get site blind not even worf it Hitler or Stalin? Both were terrible, but since I Have a german background I will take hitler. Terrible cause, but he was good at executing it Are you tired of BS and have decided to win the cup in the SHL? I would take a cup of ice cream at this point, I am never hoisting the 4 star cup that much is for sure. Maybe on my next toon, goalie or defender. Will you miss the crows after this? Very much so, at least I got Panada at Satan to chill with in the peg. Will you miss wert at all? Already do bby </3. BABY COME BACK, you can blame it all on me. hitting the coach, beating up McZ, i do not care xoxoxo Should wert hang himself off a bridge? If you do, can I have your stuff? I know you are more broke than me but I will take that TPE Do you enjoy Robb wind and his free bread? Bro has bad wind from windsors biscuits Are we holding a funeral for the crows because they got shrekt in the playoffs? I would but I am in shambles, hard to ever look at them again. What a fail! <object width="460" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KolfEhV-KiA"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KolfEhV-KiA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="460" height="315"></embed></object>
damienj10Registered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Not a bust
Were the crows even updated?
How do you blow more leads than the Toronto maple leafs Why does wert suck and how did you know it would come around in the scarecrows choke offs cup run? Why does glitter magically get stuck in the STHS system and malfunction? Do you think it was rigged due to the Robb wind incident occurring before? Am I on to something? How does it feel to float to the SHL in a instant? Why does everything that is impossible happen to the crows? Have you decided to kick ass in Winnipeg? If so which mansion are you buying? Is this experience shitty? Does this piss you off all the way? Is this league illuminati confirmed? You going to be on the first line in Winnipeg next season? Are we hiring Hitmen to kill the impact Hitler or Stalin? Are you tired of BS and have decided to win the cup in the SHL? Will you miss the crows after this? Will you miss wert at all? Should wert hang himself off a bridge? Do you enjoy Robb wind and his free bread? Are we holding a funeral for the crows because they got shrekt in the playoffs?
R++Registered S25 Challenge Cup Champion Quote:Originally posted by damienj10@Jul 19 2015, 06:39 PM my god thats alot of questions thanks!
damienj10Registered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Not a bust
NYR84Registered Senior Member Quote:Originally posted by damienj10@Jul 19 2015, 05:42 PM This and the questions were the funniest two things I have ever read  )
damienj10Registered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Not a bust
Only cause so lovez to help the crows depression. I am the st. Louis crows anti depressant. If you need counselling call 1-800 I help with bullshit 69 hours of the day.
R++Registered S25 Challenge Cup Champion Quote:Originally posted by damienj10@Jul 19 2015, 06:58 PM time to rebuild,
NYR84Registered Senior Member Quote:Originally posted by R+-@Jul 19 2015, 05:58 PM Rebuild in a league where even if we tank we still make the playoffs. )
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