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Giova69 · 07-28-2015, 07:02 PM

B.j subban the step brother and young apprentice to giovanni mortellaro II is entering season 26 draft class for the SMJHL. So put on your seat belts, wear your helmets and most importantly lock all the women you care about in your home safely.
The offensive defenceman just inherited 43 million dollars and is probably gonna spend it all on hookers, cocaine and strippers. But dont underestimate his hockey work ethic, its long its strong and hes down to get the friction on. Oh wait thats his penis. Ya hes going to train every week. His cardio should be among the best in the league. He once played 69 minutes straight for his hometown PownTown 69ers and as you probably guessed, he scored the OT winner in the 9th minute of overtime.
The guy is the real deal, some say hes going to break records and others think he will overdose in his hotel room the night before the draft.
Believe in the hype.