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Schmidt Halfway Presser
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Just passed the halfway mark in the SMJHL, Falcons GM Schmidtty here to take questions about the team, his SHL season, or whatever you want to throw at him.

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Interview gawt dang datz a sexy sig.
Indeed it be. Full credit goes to enigmatic (Maria Maximova).

Interview where is shut out schmidtty? I need more shut outs.
Currently on his coffee break, since Edwin Ask is in net at the moment. You of all people should know that, Mr. Super Smart GM Man.

Interview why is detroit struggling so far?
Not entirely sure, but most likely due to our lack of depth. Many players were called up, and another retired. We currently sit sixth in the league in both goals for and against. With players developing as the season has progressed the team has been improving quite a bit. We had a very slow start, only 5 points in our first 9 games, but in our last 10 games we are 5-3-2, which is very encouraging heading into the second half.

Interview When are you gonna fire dat scrub Co-GM Nikitin?
Never, although I've heard a rumor going around that he will be leaving the team in the offseason. Cannot confirm or deny.

Interview Have you successfully tampered with nikitin yet?
Does #Libragate count? xD

Interview To what do you attribute the recent turnaround of the Falcons' season?
A combination of our current roster training hard, along with new acquisitions. Our team is very close in the LR, and I'm sure that chemistry translates to on-ice success as well.

Interview You've been active in signing a lot of players mid-season, how does this fit into your long-term plans for the team?
Going into this season, there were a lot of holes that needed to be filled. We were able to cover most of our bases at the draft, but not everything, especially since our drafted goalie went inactive. B.J. Cobbledick has been a huge asset and will likely have the starting job in S26 after Lemieux takes flight in Winnipeg. Sven Karlsson was brought in as a depth center, but he is very quickly climbing the ladder and proving himself as a hard working athlete. Look for him to be on the second line going into the playoffs if he keeps up his efforts. Lastly, we have our newest guy Justin Novastar. Detroit is quite lacking on the blue line, aside from captain Clayton. Our 2nd man is an inactive send down at just over 250 TPE, so I need all the defenseman I can get. Novastar will likely be on the second D-pairing for S26.

Interview Do you think the Falcons' turnaround is indicative of a potential Four Star run?
Pfft, potential. Please. We're going all the way baby.

Interview What are your feelings about next season for the Falcons?
Well, you won't be on the team so I guess that's an improvement. It's fine, we'll repeat without you.

Interview In Dana Carvey's seminal piece "The Master Of Disguise", which is your favourite persona that Dana's character, Pistachio Disguisey, adopts?
Just finished downloading it, I will answer this question upon completion of viewing. Okay. Yes, I watched an entire movie just to answer one question in an SMJHL presser. And my God that was a terrible movie. Don't get me wrong, I loved it, but holy crap it was bad. Favourite persona? Definitely going with Terry Suave. Get it? Got it. Doubt it. *chk*

Interview Where are you trading Cllayton?
Hallifax, or maybe Collorado. Possibly St. Llouis or Kellowna though. Ooooh perhaps Montreall.

Interview Are you happy with the current state of the team or do you feel you still need players in key areas?
Could always use another defenseman. I know, I did just trade Salabanzi but he was a third-pair inactive. Say, you're a defenseman... is this tampering?

Interview Terry Suave? Terry fucking Suave? You could have picked anyone. Turtle Guy. Cherry Pie Man. Gammy Num Nums. The snake charmer. That guy at the party. Hell, even cow pie man. But TERRY SUAVE?

This is a question you must answer.

Well, I could tell you, but it'd be a real ding dong dingydingy ding wad hup one hup two I need a Charleston Chew.


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gawt dang datz a sexy sig.

where is shut out schmidtty? I need more shut outs.

why is detroit struggling so far?

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When are you gonna fire dat scrub Co-GM Nikitin?
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Have you successfully tampered with nikitin yet?

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To what do you attribute the recent turnaround of the Falcons' season?

You've been active in signing a lot of players mid-season, how does this fit into your long-term plans for the team?

Do you think the Falcons' turnaround is indicative of a potential Four Star run?

What are your feelings about next season for the Falcons?

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In Dana Carvey's seminal piece "The Master Of Disguise", which is your favourite persona that Dana's character, Pistachio Disguisey, adopts?

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Quote:Originally posted by dankoa@Sep 8 2015, 07:10 PM
In Dana Carvey's seminal piece "The Master Of Disguise", which is your favourite persona that Dana's character, Pistachio Disguisey, adopts?

Asking the real questions over here.

Choose wisely, Schmidt.

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Where are you trading Cllayton?

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Are you happy with the current state of the team or do you feel you still need players in key areas?

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Updated. Cheers
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Terry Suave? Terry fucking Suave? You could have picked anyone. Turtle Guy. Cherry Pie Man. Gammy Num Nums. The snake charmer. That guy at the party. Hell, even cow pie man. But TERRY SUAVE?

This is a question you must answer.

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Bump cause I'm poor.
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