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Adam Falk is a by-product of Norwegian hockey and slum-like suburbs. The Toronto rookie has had an underwhelming start to his SHL career thus far, much like basically any other rookie, but another past time has revived itself to inspire the minds of many scare the likes of others away from him. A couple short weeks ago, Falk was called out by Zachary in this thread after Zach had posted a list of the softest people in the SHL.

A couple of which were very good friends of Falk, and he took quite the exception to it. Unbeknownst to Zachary, he had made a critical error. Falk went on to deliver some of the hottest bars thrown around in SHL history, as linked in the thread above. To further his own demise, Zachary brought the conflict outside to the Thunderdome located in this thread right here. They went at it for days, back and forth spitting numerous clever lines at one another and chirping others along the way. All of this came to a huge surprise to many people throughout the SHL community, as Falk remained mostly a quiet guy, keeping to himself until Zachary had unleashed the beast inside.

I'm now taking questions regarding my illustrious rap career, and even my rookie season in Toronto so far.

Interview Is the flame too hot? Or is it just heating up?
Oh it's just heating up; I'm waiting for someone else to press the wrong button before I launch some more ballistic missles. I'll be rapping for Donald Trump on his campaign trail, worldwide tour.

Interview Do a rap on who are the 3 softest people in the shl.
NOW I WON'T SAY NUMBER ONE; JUST KNOW IT'S A FEEBLE DUDE,
IF I SAY HIS NAME TOO MUCH... HE APPEARS LIKE BEETLEJUICE,
THIS MAN IS IN HIS THIRTIES AND HAS HIS OWN BASEMENT,
LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HIS NINETIES & REALLY NEEDS A FACELIFT,
SECOND PLACE IS SIMPLY EASY; HIS NAME IS HEIMER-SCHMIDT,
GIVE THIS MAN SOME FRIENDS, SO HE CAN FIND A CLIQUE,
I WANT TO SAY THERE'S HOPE, BUT KNOW I CAN'T PROVIDE,
WITH THAT FACT YOU CAN COPE, THAT NOONE'S ON YOUR SIDE,
THIRD PLACE IS JUST A CHALLENGE; MANY HEADS WHICH I CAN CHOOSE,
PERHAPS IM JUST TOO FRIENDLY, FOR THAT NOONE WILL LOSE,
I GUESS THERE IS NO THIRD... REALLY IS NO PROBLEM,
BUT IF YOU TRY AND DISS... THEN I'LL HAVE TO SOLVE THEM.

Interview When we gunna collab?
Fam we can collab whenever, just let me know Cheers

Interview Where does your inspiration come from?
Everywhere, and the haters of course.

Interview Are you more street or hood?
Street. Hood is too mainstream for me, I speak what's real and actually happening. Hood is so overplayed, no need to do the same thing everyone else is doing.

Interview Can you rap some bars about the great sport of hockey?
IT'S PAST MIDSEASON, BREATHE EASY KNOW WHERE WE NEED TO BE,
NEXT STEP? TO THE CUP, PATH IS ROUGH IT WON'T COME EASILY,
BETWEEN THE FIGHTS, BLACKENED LIGHTS, AND INJURIES WE MOVE FORTH,
LAST GAME WAS A SHAME, WE LEARN FROM IT & LIGHT A NEW TORCH,
PLAY A FULL 60, WITH HARD CHECKS & THE LAMP LIT,
DOWN TO THE FINAL SECONDS, FANS STANDING AS THEY CAN'T SIT,
TOUGH IT OUT, WITH STITCHES TOGETHER WE FIGHT FOR FAMILY'S SAKE,
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE, IN DUE TIME, IS WHERE STANLEY WAITS.

Interview Would you rather, grab your stick and perform in front of thousands of people or play hockey in front of thousands of people?
I'm going to assume you fucked up the wording of this. I'd rather play hockey 100%. Rap is fun and all but hockey is my main career.

Interview You are on stage with few other rappers, but all of a sudden one of them grabs your nutsack instead of their own. What will you do?
We're fighting, no doubt. I don't think anybody is that stupid tho tbh. Maybe Zachary.

Interview Got any goals for next few seasons?
Just wanna keep the pace I'm at and eventually move into a top six role. Third line is exactly where I wanted to be at the start of this season and that's where I'm working... nothing wrong with starting like that. As long as my production continues to increase and my role on the team gets bigger, I'm a happy guy.

Interview Is there any NHL players that you try to ´copy´ in the practice?
Not really, but if I had to choose then maybe Anze Kopitar. He's a solid two-way forward with some scoring added in there. He's also a physical presence, something I'm trying to build myself to be better at down the road in my career. Ideally I'd love to evolve into a Kopitar-like player.

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Is the flame too hot? Or is it just heating up?
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Do a rap on who are the 3 softest people in the shl



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When we gunna collab?
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Where does your inspiration come from?
Are you more street or hood?
Can you rap some bars about the great sport of hockey?

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Have you spent any time in jail?

Would you rather, grab your stick and perform in front of thousands of people or play hockey in front of thousands of people?

You are on stage with few other rappers, but all of a sudden one of them grabs your nutsack instead of their own? What will you do?

Got any goals for next few seasons?

Is there any NHL players that you try to ´copy´ in the practice?
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Aaaaaand we're ready for grading, thank you. Cheers

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