In honor of Halifax's march towards a historic losing season I decided to write some song lyrics to commemorate this momentous occasion.  This is definitely not based off of any other song, but if you have to imagine backing music think an artist like Beck.  I know it doesn't all rhyme but I am very artistic, like Beck.  No reason for the constant comparisons.

In the time of SHL I was a rookie
I'm bored at work so I'm out to play some hookie
With my red eyeballs, make a sniping right wing
Strength in scoring with the checking weakness
Get drafted to Halifax and guess I made King quit
Troy and I see some cars and those we gotta flip
Perry's in Halifax with the rest of the D
Got a few shootout losses, man we got lucky

Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About only having one win and and barely any points
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a crease violation and a ban from Eggy
So update your player with some beer in the dark
Savin' all your TPE and never make your mark  

Yo, fuck it
Soy un asaltante
I'm a Raider baby so why don't you kill me? (sound of pucks missing the net)

Soy un asaltante
I'm a Raider baby, so why don't you kill me?

The forces of HO in a bozo sim world
Ban all the send downs with a big ban hammer
'Cause one wins all we got and that's pretty bad
Everyone beats us, even the Lions got one in the bag
With the tore up nightclubs and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap with the hockey practice slop
Troy is hungover with the alcohol sting
Another loss and we are really missing King

You can't get it right if you can't really skate
Trade back in the draft for rookies that you'll hate
And my play is a piece of crap all over the ice
That's really holding Halifax back

Soy un asaltante
I'm a Raider baby so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the booze)
Soy un asaltante
I'm a Raider baby so why don't you kill me?
(Flip the fucking car!)
Soy
Soy un asaltante
I'm a Raider baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe how bad we are)
Soy un asaltante
I'm a Raider baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un asaltante
I'm a asaltante baby so why don't you kill me?
(Unser Tormann spricht deutsch, baby)
Soy un asaltante
I'm a Raider baby so why don't you kill me?
(We're going to break the record for most losses)


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In honor of Halifax's march towards a historic losing season I decided to write some song lyrics to commemorate this momentous occasion.  This is definitely not based off of any other song, but if you have to imagine backing music think an artist like Beck.  I know it doesn't all rhyme but I am very artistic, like Beck.

I'd say it reminds me of something, but it's lacking the part of the music where it's just the chorus backwards.

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