haha yeah guys you're right

man fuckin samee

just

shittin

on colorado

one of the shittiest teams in the league

not like they deserved it or something

PLAYER | UPDATE


LUCAS KAISER || D || MAINE TIMBER || 227 TPE
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Halifax, Canada
Nationality: Germany
Age: 18
Number: 83
Shoots: L
Playing Style: Mobile Defenseman
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SMJHL Stats
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Transactions:
S56: Signed with the Maine Timber as a Free Agent
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Contracts:
Signed a 1-year, 3M Contract with the Maine Timber
Signed a 1-year, 1M Contract with the Maine Timber
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Awards:

Isaac Kaiser || C || RETIRED ||
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Halifax, Canada
Age: 44 (18 @ S31 Entry Draft)
Number: 48
Shoots: L
Playing Style: Offensively Minded Checking Forward [Offensive Forward]
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SMJHL Stats
S30 (HAL): 50 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 P | +3 | 23 PIM |
S31 (HAL): 50 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 P | +3 | 44 PIM |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S30 (HAL): 18 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +8 | 5 PIM|
S31 (HAL): 15 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | 0 | 4 PIM|
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SHL Stats
S32 (POR): 50 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | -34 | 14 PIM |
S33 (POR): 50 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -21 | 15 PIM |
S34 (HAM): 50 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -9 | 21 PIM |
S35 (HAM): 50 GP | 7 G | 16 A | 23 P | -9 | 86 PIM |
S36 (POR): 50 GP | 11 G | 14 A | 25 P | -12 | 26 PIM |
S37 (SFP):  50 GP | 11 G | 17 A | 28 P | -11 | 44 PIM |
S38 (SFP):  50 GP | 9 G | 31 A | 40 P | -6 | 48 PIM |
S39 (SFP):  50 GP | 13 G | 23 A | 36 P | -8 | 52 PIM |
S40 (SFP):  50 GP | 19 G | 22 A | 41 P | -6 | 48 PIM |
S41 (NEW): 50 GP | 8 G | 28 A | 36 P | +10 | 29 PIM |
S42 (NEW): 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | -19 | 43 PIM |
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SHL Playoff Stats
S38 (SFP): 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -3 | 2 PIM|
S42 (NEW): 18 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P | +2 | 7 PIM|
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Transactions:
Drafted 19th Overall (3rd Round) in the S30 SMJHL Entry Draft by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 41st Overall (3rd Round) in the S31 SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
Rights traded to the Portland Admirals
Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard
Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks
Free Agent Rights Traded to the Manhattan Rage
Free Agent Rights Traded to the Portland Admirals
Traded to the New England Wolfpack
Announced Retirement in S41
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Contracts:
Signed 1-year, $1.5M with Halifax Raiders
Signed 2-year, $6M with Buffalo Stampede ($3M AAV)
Signed 3-year, $9.5M with Portland Admirals ($3.12M AAV)
Signed 3-year $13.5M with Portland Admirals ($4.5M AAV)
Signed a 3-year, $12M extension with the San Francisco Pride ($4M AAV)
Signed a 1-year, $3M extension with the New England Wolfpack
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Awards:
Won the Four Star Cup with the S30 Halifax Raiders
Named Alternate Captain for the S31 Halifax Raiders
S31 Four Star Cup Runner-Ups
1st SHL Goal Scored Against Timo Haas (LAP)
Won a Silver Medal with S34 Team Germany
Named Alternate Captain for the S35 Hamilton Steelhawks
Won a Gold Medal with S36 Team Germany
Named Alternate Captain for the S37 San Francisco Pride
Won the President's Trophy with the S38 San Francisco Pride
Nominated for the S38 Aidan Richan Trophy
Ranked 77th Overall for S39 Best 100 Players
Ranked 73rd Overall for S40 Best 100 Players
Ranked 62nd Overall for S41 Best 100 Players
Ranked 91st Overall for S42 Best 100 Players
S42 Challenge Cup Runners-Up

but apparently I didn’t really have much of a future in Minnesota, Shmurph telling me that I was low on the center depth chart not long after.

Honestly that's a mistake on my part, drafting so many C so close. We still have Nova and Pelletier witht the big team, Bohne, Colt, Klaus and you in the juniors all comming up next season of the one after. Someone had to move or play as a bad winger for a while. I'm really glad you're happy with the Hawks.

But just to see you say "I started to realize that hey this team was somewhere that I’d probably enjoy staying" 10/10 would draft Samee again. It was a short but great experience having you on the team

its fine, you know what there was probably no one better then me available at 19, why not with a value pick?

actually no one would be better then me

minnesota will be hella solid in not long again

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=130731

Throwing your Colorado teammates under the bus in an article that doesn’t involve the SMJHL

siiiiick

For once, we agree on something. One heck of a teammate right here

its one of my underrated qualities

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=130731

boogely boo

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