06-19-2019, 11:14 PM TnlAstatine Wrote: 06-19-2019, 11:11 PM nour Wrote: lethbridge demands trial by combat
i choose @slothfacekilla as my champion
I’m about to get my eyes gouged out aren’t I?
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06-19-2019, 07:46 PM ztevans Wrote: 06-19-2019, 04:01 PM Chris-McZehrl Wrote: Oh my a SHL HO member punished
I, uh, think you got your SMJHL expansion teams mixed up, bud
DanbyRem is in the SHL HO
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Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
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06-19-2019, 06:02 PM SlashACM Wrote: 06-19-2019, 06:00 PM Grapehead Wrote: the real irony is the multis we made along the way
If I'm King who's my Xena
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Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
DeMaricus Smyth || C || Hall of Fame ||New Orleans Specters/Czechia|| 1854 Peak
Name: DeMaricus Smyth
Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 197
Number: 42
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Regular Season Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.67% | MP: 536
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067
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SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 951
SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 | +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1,024
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1,146
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1,189
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | P: 54 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 58 | SHT%: 9.13% | MP: 1,166
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 19 | P: 41 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 37 | SHT%: 12.22% | MP: 1,082
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 27 | SHT%: 11.23% | MP: 1,123
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1,093
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1,179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1,047
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980
SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653
SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 998 | G: 264 | A: 382 | P: 646 | +/-: +159 | H: 2,361 | SHT: 2754 | PIM: 882 | SHT%: 11.18% | MP: 19,323
SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988
SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 | +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676
SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 500 | G: 174 | A: 249 | P: 423 | +/-: +137 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 9.95% | MP: 11,033
SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626
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Playoff Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 136
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137
SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 7.41% | MP: 335
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 4.17% | MP: 254
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 6.90% | MP 226
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 114
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 7 | A: 3 | P: 10 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 7 | SHT%: 12.73% | MP: 331
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 4.5% | MP: 387
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.4% | MP: 384
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 190
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 107
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 162
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 66
SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538
SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 194 | G: 47 | A: 57 | P: 104 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 123 | SHT%: % | MP: 3,921
SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448
SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 123 | G: 32 | A: 48 | P: 80 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 69 | SHT%: | MP: 2813
SHL Total | ATL | GP: 36 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: | MP: 525
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International Play: Round Robin
IIHF S38 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 33
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4 | SHT% 18.18% | MP: 89
IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45
IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123
IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216
IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287
IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289
IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G:
IIHF S49 | CZE | GP:
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257
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International Play: Medal
IIHF S38 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 45
IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16
IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62
IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22
IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123
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Transactions:
- S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA
- Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows
- S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot
- S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot
- Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain
- S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot
- S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
- S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters
- S56 Expansion Draft 15th Overall to the Atlanta Inferno
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Awards:
- S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2
- S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5
- S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award
- S39 Oriens Trophy
- S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee
- S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy
- S40 Jared Hanson Trophy
- S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy
- S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy
- S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee
- S40 WJC Gold
- S41 SHL All Rookie Team
- S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4
- S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3
- S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6
- S47 First Team All-Star
- S47 Ron Mexico Trophy
- S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy
- S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy
- S47 Jay McDonald Trophy
- S49 SHL First Team All-Star
- S49 Ron Mexico Nomination
- S49 Damian Littleton Trophy
- S49 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S51 SHL Third Team All-Star
- S53 IIHF Silver Medal
- S54 Challenge Cup Champions: New Orleans Specters
- S54 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S58 Turd Ferguson Trophy
- S59 IIHF Silver Medal
- S61 Hall of Fame
DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 -
IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23
- S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5
- S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1
- S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2
- S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0
- S44 4th Place: 7-6-0
- S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0
- S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0
- S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2
- S48 Round Robin:2-8-2
- S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1
- S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1
- S51 4th Place: 9-3-2
- S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3
- S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2
- S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1
- S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1
WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2
- S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0
- S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1
- S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0
- S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0
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I can't think of a good reply here so here's my favorite applesauce recipe:
4 apples, (peeled / cored / chopped)
3/4 cup water (warm or cold, doesn't matter)
1/4 cup white (racist) sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon (get the sticks and ground it yourself, that's the real shit)
In a saucepan, combine apples, water, sugar, and cinnamon (AKA all ingredients). Cover, and cook over medium heat for 15 to 20 minutes, or until apples are soft... closer to 20 depending how big the apples are. Allow to cool, then mash with a fork or potato masher. (Don't be an asshole, potato mashers are like $5.. just get one).
Serve warm for best taste, or refrigerate for later. Don't freeze.
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Apollo Seaborne #16 || D || Maine Timber
Position: D
Country: Canada
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S79-S?? | GP: 77 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: +10 | BS: 86 | H: 149
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SHL Career Statistics:
S?? | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 00 | H:00
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 000
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Career IIHF Statistics:
CAN | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P:00 | +/-: 0 | S: 000
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 29th OA to Maine Timber (S80)
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06-19-2019, 11:14 PM TnlAstatine Wrote: 06-19-2019, 11:11 PM nour Wrote: lethbridge demands trial by combat
i choose @slothfacekilla as my champion
can i fight him
Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft
Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:
Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak
Height: 5'10
Weight: 172 lbs
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
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Transactions:
Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19
S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13
S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39
S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:
S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied)
S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP)
S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)
Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE
Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft
Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54
Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56
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SMJHL Statistics:
S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14
S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7
S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7
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SHL Statistics:
S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12
S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13
S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13
S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6
S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6
S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5
S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24
S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34
S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23
Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2
S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0
S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5
S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0
Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7
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Trophy Case:
S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader)
S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF)
S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)
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Instructions unclear, set apples on fire somehow.
S48 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
06-20-2019, 12:48 AM NJBadApple Wrote: I can't think of a good reply here so here's my favorite applesauce recipe:
4 apples, (peeled / cored / chopped)
3/4 cup water (warm or cold, doesn't matter)
1/4 cup white (racist) sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon (get the sticks and ground it yourself, that's the real shit)
In a saucepan, combine apples, water, sugar, and cinnamon (AKA all ingredients). Cover, and cook over medium heat for 15 to 20 minutes, or until apples are soft... closer to 20 depending how big the apples are. Allow to cool, then mash with a fork or potato masher. (Don't be an asshole, potato mashers are like $5.. just get one).
Serve warm for best taste, or refrigerate for later. Don't freeze.What is grounding?
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Tony Ford || D || Anchorage Armada || Los Angeles Panthers || 423 TPE
Name:Tony Ford
Age: 18
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 200
Number: 47
Hometown: Cambridge, UK
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S46 ANC - GP: 50, G: 3, A: 7, +/-: -4, PIMs: 28, H: 43, S: 32, SB: 51
S47 ANC - GP:50, G: 11, A: 19, +/-: -21, PIMs: 50, H: 59, S: 76, SB: 65
S48 ANC - GP:50, G: 10, A: 30, +/-: 1, PIMs: 26, H: 54, S: 100, SB: 56
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S46 ANC - GP: 11, G: 2, A: 1, +/-: 2, PIMs: 10, H: 12, S: 6, SB: 12
S48 ANC* - GP: 4, G: 1, A: 3, +/-: -4, PIMs: 6, H: 4, S: 8, SB: 4
S49 ANC* - GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, +/-: -5, PIMs: 12, H: 14, S: 17, SB: 13
An Asterisk denotes team's leading point scorer in that period
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SHL Career Statistics
S47 LAP - GP: 2, G: 0, A: 0, +/-: 0, PIMs: 0, H: 1, SB: 0
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Caree r Milestones
S46: Drafted 6th overall by Anchorage Armada in the SMJHL Entry Draft
S47: Drafted 6th overall (again) by West Kendall Platoon in the SHL Entry Draft
S47: Traded by WKP to LAP
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06-20-2019, 12:48 AM NJBadApple Wrote: I can't think of a good reply here so here's my favorite applesauce recipe:
4 apples, (peeled / cored / chopped)
3/4 cup water (warm or cold, doesn't matter)
1/4 cup white (racist) sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon (get the sticks and ground it yourself, that's the real shit)
In a saucepan, combine apples, water, sugar, and cinnamon (AKA all ingredients). Cover, and cook over medium heat for 15 to 20 minutes, or until apples are soft... closer to 20 depending how big the apples are. Allow to cool, then mash with a fork or potato masher. (Don't be an asshole, potato mashers are like $5.. just get one).
Serve warm for best taste, or refrigerate for later. Don't freeze.
Forwarded to the wife, thank you.
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06-20-2019, 04:47 AM Fordyford Wrote: 06-20-2019, 12:48 AM NJBadApple Wrote: I can't think of a good reply here so here's my favorite applesauce recipe:
4 apples, (peeled / cored / chopped)
3/4 cup water (warm or cold, doesn't matter)
1/4 cup white (racist) sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon (get the sticks and ground it yourself, that's the real shit)
In a saucepan, combine apples, water, sugar, and cinnamon (AKA all ingredients). Cover, and cook over medium heat for 15 to 20 minutes, or until apples are soft... closer to 20 depending how big the apples are. Allow to cool, then mash with a fork or potato masher. (Don't be an asshole, potato mashers are like $5.. just get one).
Serve warm for best taste, or refrigerate for later. Don't freeze. What is grounding?
You tell the cinnamon sticks it's grounded, so it can't go anywhere.
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06-20-2019, 04:47 AM Fordyford Wrote: What is grounding?
Oh that's when the Quarterback throws the ball down into the ground.
They call it Intentional Grounding! Not to be confused with Spiking the Ball!
Also, It is not a foul if the passer is or has been outside the tackle box and throws the ball so that it crosses or lands beyond the neutral zone or neutral zone extended.
And then there’s an exception to the exception:
This applies only to the player who controls the snap or the resulting backward pass and does not relinquish possession to another player before throwing the forward pass.
So if it is Intentional it gets a pretty harsh penalty depending where the team is on the play of field.
1. The offense is penalized 10 yards from the line of scrimmage, or (in the NFL only) to the spot of the pass if that is less advantageous.
2. The offense loses the down rather than replaying the down, as is the case for most other penalties.
3. If the quarterback threw the pass from his team's own end zone, the penalty results in a safety being scored by the defense.
4. Like many offensive penalties, intentional grounding committed near the end of either half results in a ten second runoff of the game clock, if the defense desires.
This ensures that intentional grounding is not an effective means of clock management.
Is this considered Irony or Ironic?
Most likely just Moronic!