SMJHL Game 178 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Jan Zacha @StaticShocked
Team: Vancouver Whalers
Victim: N/A
Team: Anaheim Outlaws
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 1:00:00
Hot po-take-to: With nobody willing to take the potato off of Zacha, the mind control is firmly planted. Reports are now coming out that Zacha has made a shrine for The Potato both at his house and at the stadium. He's even made a special pouch to carry The Potato right by his team's logo. The Whalers are not happy with this at all and some whispers are popping up about the GM paying opponents to take The Potato away.
SMJHL Game 182 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Jan Zacha @StaticShocked
Team: Vancouver Whalers
Victim: Darnell Johnson @frithjofr
Team: Anchorage Armada
Time: 18:04 of 1st period
Total possession time: 18:04
Hot po-take-to: Relief spreads throughout the fanbase and coaching staff as Zacha passes The Potato to the Armada's Darnell Johnson. Even with Zacha purposely moving out of other players way he still managed to bump into someone. Anchorage fans watch in horror as The Potato is passed to their own player.
SMJHL Game 182 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Darnell Johnson @frithjofr
Team: Anchorage Armada
Victim: N/A
Team: Vancouver Whalers
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 41:56
Hot po-take-to: But The Potato is a strange being and currently has no wish to posses Darnell Johnson. It silently laughs at how worked up the league is getting over one potato, but he also knows that no one is safe from his wraith and that anyone he wants could be next.
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