So many of you now will have heard about the retirement of Marcus Weiser. A now former player of the 10 time Four Star Cup champions, Vancouver Whalers. Now many opinions have been going around about all of this drama but this reporter decided to get to the heart of it. Someone who would not only know the inside scoop but truly deep down heavily care about everything that is going on. Unfortunately, that person was busy.

So after hearing that we decided instead that it would be best to ask the 2nd best person about this situation. Many people would agree that with his personal stakes in this situation it made him even more important to ask him instead of the first person. However, his cute little black and white cat needed to go to the vet in the afternoon, so once again that did not happen.

However! One man who was one hundred per-cent willing to do an interview with us was Jon Forty-One! So here is the interview with the Minnesota Chiefs and season 50 rookie to the major leagues of Simulation Hockey League right now!

The Interviewer: Jon! Mr. Forty-One! Can we ask you about the recent goings on about Marcus Weiser.

Jon Forty-One: What? God no. How do you reporters and journalists keep fucking finding where I travel too so often...Leave me alone.

The Interviewer: Brilliant! Glad to hear you give you opinion on this issue. What is your opinion on him first?

Jon Forty-One: He was fine with me. I suppose I let him down in the end but I do not want to bring that up now honestly. Igor Volkov told me to move forward and that is with the Minnesota Chiefs.

The Interviewer: Is it true you personally asked Marcus Weiser to retire just to spite a mini revolution in the Vancouver Whalers locker room?! Did you in fact plan this as a mini step program for plotting your revenge on the Vancouver Whalers?!

Jon Forty-One: Why in the fuck do you people never listen to anything I god damn say. No! Who even makes this bullshit up for you scummy mother fuckers!

The Interviewer: I see, I see. So what evil plan is next for you then Jon Forty-One?

Jon Forty-One: ...Oh, well. My next plan was to gun for Season 50 all rookie team in the Simulation Hockey League. Hell, maybe even rookie of the year. The Minnesota Chiefs have been fairly nice to me and above all respectful and I have to say I like the vision they have. They are on board with the fucking every other General Manager in the Simulation Hockey League. It will be tough but I like my chances. I think it will be a pretty fun season and we can surprise a few people.

The Interviewer: Is it true they signed the captain to an insanely large and long contract purely due to fears of what you might do if you ever became a captain again?

Jon Forty-One: ...Fuck you.

The Interviewer: You are right, Jon. We are miles off topic now. Tell me what do you plan to do with your evil plans against the Vancouver Whalers now that you cannot personally beat them.

Jon Forty-One: I literally do not have anything. I do not get why this is so hard to understand for you people.

The Interviewer: Would be sabotaging who they get in season 51 in the 2nd round, the pick they got for trading you, be the next target.

Jon Forty-One: No. Leave just leave me alone. I do not care about Marcus retiring. That is his decision and the league will continue spinning with or without him. No-one cared when I get screwed over. No-one will care when it happens again or to anyone else...

The Interviewer: Well then. Thank you all for joining me on this quick broadcast as we have together discovered that Jon Forty-One clearly has a new personal vendetta! It will be interesting to see how he gets his revenge again!

Jon Forty-One: What the fuck. No! Literally said nothing like this. Why cannot you leave me alo-...

Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 

Now I am free <3

Yet another great, consensual interview starring J41.

LW || François Breton || #81 || Vancouver Whalers || TPE: 411

Name: François Breton

Age: 21

Birthplace: Maine, United States

Height: 6'

Weight: 180 lbs

Number: 81

Drafted: 57th (SMJHL)

Drafted: 33th (SHL)

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SMJHL Career Statistics

[S49] || GP: 50 || G: 5 || A: 11 || P: 16 || +/-: -5 || HIT: 10 || S: 48 || SB: 2 || PIM: 2

[S49 Playoffs] || GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || HIT: 4 || S: 4 || SB: 1 || PIM: 2

[S50] || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 27 || P: 37 || +/-: 16 || HIT: 43 || S: 126 || SB: 8 || PIM: 16

[S50 Playoffs] || GP: 10 || G: 3 || A: 4 || P: 7 || +/-: -4 || HIT: 3 || S: 21 || SB: 0 || PIM: 0

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Transactions

[S49] || Signed with the Vancouver Whalers ||

[S50] || Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks ||

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Sorry Jon, it was me who tipped the reporter off on where you'd be...I got desperate for more content.

(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge

Age: 19
TPE: 371
Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65

Anchorage Armada (S64-)

Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts

Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt


(S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL)

Age: 33
TPE: 1933
Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48

Anchorage Armada (S47-S49)
Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57)
Seattle Argonauts (S58-)
[pbl]
Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB
Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB

Career Accolades:

S47 WJC Best Rookie
S48 WJC Gold Medalist
Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49
Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49
Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50
S50 SHL All-Rookie Team
S51 Challenge Cup
S53 Anton Razov Nominee
S53 Challenge Cup
S54 IIHF Gold Medalist
S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist
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Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB
(HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB
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Job History:

Russia WJC Head GM (S47)
SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52)
SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-)
Canada WJC Head GM (S48)
Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51)
SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52)
Canada Federation Head (S51-S53)
SMJHL PT Director (S53-)
Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53)
Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-)
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Accolades:

Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold
Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze
Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53
Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup
Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63

Igor Volkov does not say anything.

S48 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)