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Jackers41 · 02-04-2021, 11:45 AM

*Please note before you read anything below this is all a fictional story and for fun. Blitzkrieg (Danny Martson) is a great guy and none of the things below are true.*

It was just another day in the Scarecrow's lockerroom. An old man yelling at the front of the room, that is my GM. Everyone is quiet, trying to avoid making eye contact, a few guys are exchanging looks. "I can't wait to get out of here! You all suck! Maybe next year I can go to a team where at least 3 players can count to 10!" See for most people it would seem out of the ordinary for your GM to be yelling like that, but today is actually one of his more calm days. You see Blitzkrieg is this old man, who doesn't enjoy losing, and currently, our team is very young, and with a young team comes a few losses. On his way out he flips a few tables and punches his assistant. I feel bad for that guy. Sparky is a great guy, helpful to all of the players, yet Danny Martson never respects him or thanks him for anything. He is just waiting in line knowing next year he will probably finally be the GM by himself.

Let me tell you a little backstory. Danny used to play hockey back in his day, he has a glass eyeball (lost an eye when a puck hit him in the eye), and he is more than just old. He consistently has people checking in on him to make sure he is still alive, but of course, he doesn't respect any of them at all. And last of all, he has anger issues. We constantly get questions asking why we don't have any pictures in our hallways or and tables in the building. There is a reason, they used to be there, but after a few weeks of him in charge, they were all broken. I am only a rookie, just drafted but I have already heard all of the stories. One kid, he got so mad with, while the poor kid was changing, he threw them onto the ice to freeze. In another scenario he got so mad about a call late in the game, he pulled out a gun and threatened the refs. Usually in the locker room guys will pull pranks on him just to see how mad they can make him, but its never that which gets to him. Its always the little kid who asks "How old are you?" in which he just loses it.

No one knows too much about his old playing days but it is believed that a few decades ago he was thrown out of the league for multiple cases of threats in the middle of the game. The league messed up though when they only suspended him from playing because a few years later he took up a role as a GM and his terrors continued. Because of him, no one else wants to coach any of the teams so he is able to consistently get jobs because he is the only one they can hire.

Don't get me wrong I do feel bad for the old man. Clearly, he has had some things happen throughout his life to make him this way, but we need help. Soon enough he will pass and maybe then the league will be back to its full glory. If you never hear from me again, he found this story and I am probably in the dump behind training facilities. Tell my mother I love her.

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***sköldpaddor*** · 02-04-2021, 11:54 AM

what an absolute monster lock him up

Nictox · 02-04-2021, 11:56 AM

RIP Dangel #AD26 | RIP TDZ

gucci · 02-04-2021, 10:07 PM

Haha beautiful

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