BREAKING NEWS

According to the latest press releases regarding the Nevada Battleborn and their apparently wild Championship celebrations, Right Wing Alexi Piastri was accused of potentially being a "Double Agent", sent by another team to spy on the secret strategies Nevada has employed successfully, winning them the latest cup.
Piastri also made negative press by possibly losing the cup to the sea during an ecstatic celebration ceremony.

While the trophy so far apparently didn't, other allgeations against Piastri and the Nevada Battleborn General Managers have just surfaced:

According to a trustworthy source of this news outlet, Piastri and GM Jess have been spotted at a park bench, pretending to read a newspaper, which in Piastri's case was upside down.
Instead of reading, they have allegedly been mumbling to each other in low voices. Our source, who totally, definetely is not a random skateboarder that we paid 50 bucks for this, managed to hear the phrases:
- "Good, Gooooooooood, young apprentice"
- "Meme publicity is best publicity"
- "Increased viewer ratings"
- "Better draftees coming our way"

The meaning of this currently is unknown. A questionnaire we sent to the Nevada Office 9 seconds ago suspiciously hasn't been answered yet.

Regarding the Double Agent thesis, it might be safe to say however that we, exlusively, can debunk this once and for all.
A close source from inside the Nevada Locker Room told us about this:
"Why the heck would other GM's need Alexi to spy on us? Jess literally INVITED a hundred of them into our locker room a few days ago and I can't get sleep because they are always talking about random sh*t.
Wait. How the hell did you get this number? Who the hell are you? I thought this was about winning a Steam Deck? Never call me again, wankers!"

Still, the mysteries revolving the currently hottest team in the SHJML are not solved yet. Stay tuned!

Gino Fortezza | G | #33 | Kelowna Knights | Toronto North Stars | S77 - |

Career Highlights



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S77 Drafted 33rd OA by KEL
S77 WJC Gold Medal (UCORCAL)
S78 Drafted 13th OA by BUF to the SHL
S80 Traded to TOR for a 2nd round pick

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Dominik Froste | LW | #39 | Nevada Battleborn | Minnesota Monarchs | S65 - S77 =RETIRED= |

Career Highlights



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S65 Drafted 22nd OA by NBB to the SMJHL

S65 RotY (SMJHL) Finalist

S66 Drafted 11th OA by MIN to the SHL

S66 Undefeated Four Star Cup Winner

S66 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S67 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 All time Assist leader (for single seasons) in the SMJHL - 63 A 

S68 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Best Forward and MVP nominee (DACH)

S70 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S72 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S77 Retirement

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So fun to follow this saga!

  
Anthony Dionne || G || Texas Renegades || Peak TPE : 2055
Name: Anthony Dionne
Catch: Right
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 39
SMJHL Draft: 36e by St Louis Scarecrows
SHL Draft: 12e by Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 175 (89-67-14) | 3.21 GAA | 0.885 SV% | SO : 7
SMJHL Playoffs:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 56 (32-20-4) | 2.99 GAA | 0.895 SV% | SO : 5

SHL Regular Season:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 534 (285-194-38) | 3.44 GAA | 0.898 SV% | SO : 28 
SHL Playoffs:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 102 (50-41-10) | 3.82 GAA | 0.890 SV% | SO : 5
World Junior Championship Round Robin:
S64 to S68 | TBI-TNA-CAN | GP : 34 (13-17-3) | 3.56 GAA | 0.904 SV% | SO : 0
World Junior Championship Medals Round:
S66 to S68 | CAN | GP : 9 (6-2-1) | 2.27 GAA | 0.923 SV% | SO : 0 

IIHF Round Robin:

S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 100 (62-31-5) | 2.51 GAA | 0.915 SV% | SO : 8
IIHF Medals Round:
S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 19 (12-5-2) | 3.18 GAA | 0.891 SV% | SO : 0

Awards:

S66 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal
S66-67-68 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal

S69 IIHF | CAN | Top Goalie of the tournament 

S69 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal (+ record for most goalie wins in the round robin (11))
S75 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal 
S75 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award 

S76 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal

S78 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award 

S78 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal