Shiny Rainbow: Over here Marshi here i am.
Marshi: Hey speedster what's up? What do you need me for?
SR: Did you already forget? You're supposed to host my super awesome SMJHL Prospect Interview, so i get drafted in the first round. Don't tell me you forgot about that.
M: Well, hmpf of course not. What do you want me to ask you?
SR: What i want you to ask me? Are you serious? You are supposed to be the host. Don't tell me you didn't prepare any questions. You did forget about this didn't you? I'm so screwed nobody is going to draft me this way. Ahhhh
M: Ok, ok relax Shiny, didn't you just play in that Prospect Showcase like a couple of days ago? You were pretty awesome, atleast on the day i got to watch. I bet every team is going to be after you.
SR: Hehe i did score this super cool and super awesome Shootoutgoal, where i was so super fast. That goalie thought he could pokecheck me and i just skated around him backwards and then into the net.
M: Yeah, however you still lost that Shootout.
SR: Marshi! You're not helping. That thing over there is already on record the hole time and you didn't ask me anything helpful yet!
M: Hey don't blame this on me. Just tell the teams you want to play for to draft you and you'll be fine.
SR: You mean i should do something... like rank all the teams in the SMJHL on how cool and awesome they are? So i get drafted by my favorite team? The one that is definitely the fastest and coolest and most awesome team in the entire league?
M: I don't know if i like what is about to happen.
SR: No no no, shut up Marshi you're a genius. This is perfect.
M: Oh no.
SR: Ok ok,  so the coolest and most awesome team in the entire league are definitely the San Diego Tidal . I mean their logo is a hockey player surfing a huge wave. It can't get any more cool and awesome than this. Hockey and Surfing are just the best.
M: Yeah, about that: Did you really claim you could become a pro surfer if you didn't try for hockey? Even i surf better.
SR: You're not even surfing Marshi you are just Bodyboarding.
M: Just Bodyboarding? JUST BODYBOARDING? Show me the surfingcompetition with backflips and making a barrel roll inside of a freaking barrel Shiny. Yeah show it to me.
SR: Ok ok Bodyboarding is also cool and awesome. But don't forget i surfed the Big Wave in Nazaré and you didn't.
M: Yeah because i was too busy pulling you out of there so you don't die. Do you remember that part of it?
SR: It was still the most awesome wave ever. I've never been so freaking fast on a surfboard. And yeah thank you for that, are you happy now? Lets get back to more important things: The second coolest team are definitely the Colorado Raptors . I mean hello? R-A-P-T-O-R-S! whats faster and cooler than a freaking Raptor? And they are definitely the second most dangerous thing after big waves.
M: Yes I am happy now, and we can do that again if you insist. But I'll be the one on the jetski again.
SR: Great, i think in third place I'll have the Detroit Falcons . I mean did you ever see a falcon nosediving? Sooooo freaking faaaaaast and cooool. They are even faster then Raptors. I think I'd be a pretty cool Falcon.
M: I don't know, red doesn't really fit you that well.
SR: Marshi it's about that Logo and team identity, not about the color! Anyway i'm not quite sure whom i should have in 4th place.
M: Are you serious? I thought you had already ranked every team when you came up with this. You can't stop now...
SR: I guess i'll have the Nevada Battleborn in 4th place then. I mean that's a pretty cool name and I'm definitely born for battle. Also did you see that goat on their logo? It's one of these super cool mountain goats that can run 90° hills up and down. How cool is that?
M: That sounds like my personal favorite, i need one of these goats as a personal mount.
SR: What? Nevermind i don't even want to know. In 5th place i put the Carolina Kraken . Kraken are like under water Raptors. Super fast, super awesome and super smart. And they can camouflage... Aweeeesomeeeee!
M: Ewwww another team in red.
SR: Just for you Marshi I'll have another team in red in 6th place then. The Yukon Malamutes . M-A-L-A-M-U-T-E-S Marshi, do i need to add anything.
M: Yeah, why don't you have them in first,, like wtf? Malamutes are awesome and Dog Sledge racing is the best. I just need my own dogs.. and sledge.. oneday... Sry Nevada Battleborn, you just dropped to 2nd. I'll buy myself a Malamutes Jersey, that's it.
SR: Stop Marshi, this is supposed to be my list. I'm the one getting drafted. Did you already forget that? Like everything else you forgot?
M: I'm sorry Shiny, i just love Malamutes that's it. You can continue now.
SR: Great, now i can continue. At this point nobody remembers which teams are my favorites and which are yours. Anyway in 7th place i got the Great Falls Grizzlies because i like bears and they are super cool. Everyone else is just lame and should get a new name and logo.
M: Everyone else should what??? Didn't you say this is getting recorded? Did you really just insult half the league you're trying to get drafted into?
SR: But... those logos and team identities are lame, they're just not cool. I want to play for a cool team. I don't want to be a scarecrow, scarecrows can't even move! I am super fast! Or do you want to be a piece of timber? Yeah just a piece of lumber that lies around and can't do anything! You have no idea about what's cool anyway Marshi.
M: Pardon me? I know nothing about cool things? Which one of us does dog sledge racing? Who just came here right after skydiving? Also it doesn't matter which team is going to draft you. If you're even going to be drafted at all after insulting half the league. You're too attached to your teammates from team Purple already.
SR: I'm not, that's so not true.
M: Of course it is. I even got that picture of you from the scrimmage, look how proud you look in that stupid purple jersey. And your team didn't even make the final. Also team purple was involved in the fewest goals in the entire tournament. Fewest goals scored and fewest goals aloud, that sounds like all defense no offense, booooooring.

SR: Shut up Marshi, team purple was the coolest team of all teams and we finished 3rd. That's like winning a bronze medal. Also give me that picture, you're not even supposed to have one of these. Where did you get it?
M: See you're already starting to cry because your team is getting separated by this draft.
SR: I'm not i never do!
M: Remember when we were playing hockey as little kids? And when the coaches took you out of our team and had you play with the much older kids because you were so much better than everyone else? You were crying for months because you missed us so much and you wanted to be a part of our team again even though we were terrible and never won anything.
SR: Marshi you are embarrassing me! This is my prospect interview. Nobody will draft me if you keep embarrassing me!
M: Don't worry Shiny, they have to draft you. They have to draft everyone who gets approved for the draft. They'll just pick you in the last round because nobody wants you anymore after YOU insulted half the league. So don't put this on me Shiny.
SR: I'm sorry Marshi, i just want to get drafted by a really cool team so bad. We can't end this interview now, after you told everyone about me crying. Everyone will remember only that part. We have to talk about something else now?
M: And this something else is what?
SR: Let's make a ranking on how cool and awesome all the teams in the SHL are!
M: So after insulting half of the SMJHL, you also want to insult half of the SHL now and ruin your hockey career before it has even started? Nah I'm out, I'll be off Wakeboarding, see you later Shiny.
SR: You can't leave now Marshi, you still have to help me recording my prospect interview. We have to delete all of this and restart at the beginning, so i can send it in.
M: Oh don't worry Shiny, i can help you with that. I'll just press the send in button here, good luck with your Draft.
SR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
M: Aaaaaaaaaaand send in.







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Disclaimer: All team identities and Logos are great and well done and i have no idea about actual jersey colors i went after the primary color on the SMJHL Portal.

Awesome post! The perfect intro. We look forward to talking to you! ;D