After limited thinking through, and a knee jerk reaction, goaltender Devante Simmons has entered the NWJHL draft.

Hey Devante, what have you to say? What team would you like to play for?

Simmons: Bitch, I don't give a fuck. I wanna play where I play, and do what I do. I'm a goalie, I'm here to play the game, I don't give a fuck about practice. I don't care if I miss practice, cause it ain't the game, it aint the game in which I play my heart out for you, the fans, its practice. I'm coming straight outta Compton! Mama said knock you out, so I'm gonna knock you out, you feel me?

So you just don't give a fuck?

Simmons: Don't be trippin. I give a fuck about shit. I ain't gonna play second fiddle to some noob motherfucker from Czechoslovakia or some shit. I'm here to play. Ain't nobody anything to tell me otherwise, you know what I'm saying? I'm a starter, ain't gonna sit on the bench, ain't no bus coming to pick me up.

So you want to start, or you won't play?

Simmons: Damn straight. Only get bitches by playin. I'll play for league min cash before I ride bench, homie. Respect.

arent u a GM in Seattle tho? :ph43r:

Originally posted by Abdeezy@Jan 13 2012, 11:16 PM
arent u a GM in Seattle tho? :ph43r:

Ahh hell. How does that work?

Originally posted by Ochocinco@Jan 14 2012, 01:18 AM

Ahh hell. How does that work?

Arent elligible to play, according to what Maxy said :(

Yup, you cant play. :lol:

wow i was really looking forward to these kind of articles