forwards
Corporal Asstronaut $500,000
Pavel Chekov $2,500,000
Ezekiel Cook $3,000,000
Arthur Grosberg $2,500,000
Mike Hawk $500,000
Brady Hoperle $3,500,000
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged $500,000
Toby Keith $500,000
Jackie Lee $1,000,000
Brandon Lesyk $500,000
Erik Nilsson $500,000
Karl Tony $2,500,000
Jason Joe $2,000,000

defencemen
William BouBou $500,000
Justin Case $500,000
Buddy Christ $3,000,000
Meb Keflezighi $500,000
Mike Ochocinco $7,000,000
Ondrej Ravchitikov $4,000,000

goalies
Eddie Fischermann $3,000,000
Anthony Tremayne $1,500,000

bonuses
Arthur Grosberg $3,500,000
Ezekiel Cook $3,000,000
Pavel Chekov $3,000,000

MINORS:
Jason Joe
Mike Hawk
$2.5m to be stashed away into minor league budget

16m for TC

(Management budget will be divided up shortly)