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Butch Busted!?
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BucKo_916Registered Member
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![[Image: tmz-logo.jpg?w=446&h=299&crop=1]](https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tmz-logo.jpg?w=446&h=299&crop=1){kind=logo} TMZ Reporting NE Wolfpack, and STL Scarecrows outspoken winger Butch Buckley was arrested after an incident involving multiple drugs, hookers, and some form of midget tossing at the SMJHL Post-Draft party in Montreal Quebec last night. ![[Image: xn93Xhd.png]](http://i.imgur.com/xn93Xhd.png) Butch Buckleys mugshot after the incident.</div> Multiple eyewitness reports state Butch was incredibly out of control, even for his own standards. One witness claims "He just started swinging his massive Johnson around like a helicopter." Butch - 24, from Pittsburgh has a pretty long rap sheet with the law. We were able to call into the Quebec PD and speak with Butch over the phone. BB: H-hello?  : Hello Butch! This is Frank from TMZ. We'd love to ask you a few questions!BB: I'M FUCKIN' BREAKIN' DOWN BROTHER! I BEEN IN HERE FOR 3 HOURS, AND THESE DUDES KEEP COMING FOR MY CORNHOLE, MAN! I'VE HAD ONE PIECE OF LOUSY BREAD, AND THEY MAKE YOU LISTEN TO FUCKIN' POP! : Now... Calm down, Butch. I'm sure you'll be OK. Can you recap what happened last night for us?BB: Well, all I really fuckin' know is brother Damby flaked out on me, dude. When the going got tough he fuckin' ran! : As far as the charges, Butch...BB: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, dude. It was a bitchin' good time. So what if the cops caught some opiates, downers, uppers, cocaine, heroin, and fuckin' Mary Jane on me, man. I was setup by the government. Everybody knows that. : How do you think this will effect your relationship with your SHL/SMJHL team?BB: To be truly honest, I party with everybody in the league, man. I doubt they give two shits. So long as I get out of here for good behavior, and my kick-ass lawyer Saul Goodman shows the pigs what's up. I'm golden, dude. : Will this destroy your off-season training? We're being told you're definitely having a spot on the Wolfpack's roster for next season.BB: Brother... Look, I'll make this real fuckin' simple for you, dude. Watching my cornhole 24/7 keeps me mentally ready, and works on my peripherals. This will all balance out for my on-ice training. Not to mention I will totally be on a nice cut, man. Gonna be in tip-top shape for opening day! : Well, they're telling us time is up. Stay safe, Butch. We hope all goes well.BB: Tell my three favorite hookers I love them for me, man. Daddy will be out soon. Butch Buckley has a very good chance of getting off the hook. We've done some research, and Butch does a lot of charity work for the D.A.R.E. program. Although, admittedly Buckley joined the group thinking it stood for "Drugs Are Really Enjoyable." Nonetheless, he contributes a chunk of his salary every few months, which should go in his favor. Buckley is a highly touted self-proclaimed goon, who is incredibly physical on the ice. His SHL debut is looking to be a shaky start. For all involved, let's hope he gets out before puck drops! Grade 500 words
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Winston Windsor pledges to see Butch Buckley released from custody.
#FreedomForButch ![[Image: hqBRlWW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/hqBRlWW.png)   
AllegiantHistorian S3, S28, S36, S38, S41, S43, S47 Challenge Cup Champion Quote:Originally posted by BucKo_916@Jun 9 2015, 11:20 PM Dambach signed a massive contract, he can bail you out. Don't worry. He's generous with his money.
R++Registered S25 Challenge Cup Champion Quote:Originally posted by Allegiant@Jun 10 2015, 01:07 AM Lol, Sure am not 
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BucKo_916Registered Member
You wouldn't even bail your brother out?? Harsh dude... What did I expect from a damn snowFLAKE though... Fuckin' shit, man.
R++Registered S25 Challenge Cup Champion Quote:Originally posted by BucKo_916@Jun 10 2015, 03:14 PM depends you going to pay me back? You already drank my fridge clean you penguin fucker. 
BucKo_916Registered Member Quote:Originally posted by R+-@Jun 10 2015, 02:18 PM ![[Image: 2-023.gif]](http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2-023.gif)
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