stole this idea from jackcross, need to increase my bank roll so please go ahead and ask would I rather questions.

please
please
please do it

Originally posted by WannabeFinn+Jun 25 2015, 07:26 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (WannabeFinn @ Jun 25 2015, 07:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Would you rather go a year without orgasm or proclaim the Falcons as the best team in existence?

Feel free to follow through on this one  :ph34r:[/b]

I can swallow my pride here and proclaim the Falcons as the best team in existence for a second. Too bad you did not say I would need to do this for a year .. If I was a woman it would be easier to go a year without an orgasm since most fake it with you anyway

:kappa: :lol: thanks for the question, this is fun.

Originally posted by Å atan@Jun 25 2015, 11:19 AM<br />Would you rather:

1. play on a line with Å atan or Collins?

2. be traded to <s>Regina</s> Prince George or Montreal?

3. fight ten duck-sized Bojo Biscuits, or one Bojo Biscuit-sized duck?

4. Go the rest of your career without scoring a goal or never win a Challenge Cup?

5. Score an empty-net goal to complete a hatty or destroy your biggest rival with a huge open-ice hit?

Added #s to these great questions:

1. Well I have already played with Collins and it was great he passes me the puck so I will have to go with him sorry baby, #hardchoices

2. Well on Montreal I could annoy Buzz Killington more but I think I rather play with Bumm and Prince to be honest. #scarecrows4lyfe #cuffytrades

3. 10 ducks that are bojo seems better, I could almost just stomp them. be like Mario and the fucking GOOMBAS #RLvideogames

4. Fuck goals I want that cup, ill grind it out baby and ride that pine so hard #missesthenet

5. Destroy with a hit, I am all about laying out everyone. An empty netter leaves no satisfaction, its like pulling out.

Originally posted by 701@Jun 25 2015, 11:32 AM<br />Would you rather suck me off or get a fist in your ass?

;

Fist in my ass for sure, I choke on small objects sorry bro. Read the warning label.

Originally posted by probablydrunk@Jun 25 2015, 11:39 AM<br />Kiss as much ass as Randleman and go first OA, or Kiss no ass and go 4th overall?

Kiss no ass, start wars, be hated, have multiple people block me and still go 4th to the better team in the draft. #tanktatics101.

<!--QuoteBegin-Ghostspeed@Jun 26 2015, 06:34 PM
Be trapped in a locker room with Kovalev for two seasons as his personal apologist ?

-OR-

Be fieldgoal kicked in the junk by Butch Buckley every 27 minutes for one 24 hour period ?[/quote]

I'll take my chances with Kovalev, I already have to apologize for myself why not add another. besides butch would destroy my junk, also why 27 minutes??? weird ass time frame

Would you rather go a year without orgasm or proclaim the Falcons as the best team in existence?

Feel free to follow through on this one :ph34r:

KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
------------------------------------------------------------

TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
------------------------------------------------------------

KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8
------------------------------------------------------------

Originally posted by WannabeFinn@Jun 25 2015, 07:26 AM
Would you rather go a year without orgasm or proclaim the Falcons as the best team in existence?

Feel free to follow through on this one&nbsp; :ph34r:

I can swallow my pride here and proclaim the Falcons as the best team in existence for a second. Too bad you did not say I would need to do this for a year .. If I was a woman it would be easier to go a year without an orgasm since most fake it with you anyway

:kappa: :lol: thanks for the question, this is fun.

Would you rather:

play on a line with Å atan or Collins?

be traded to <s>Regina</s> Prince George or Montreal?

fight ten duck-sized Bojo Biscuits, or one Bojo Biscuit-sized duck?

Go the rest of your career without scoring a goal or never win a Challenge Cup?

Score an empty-net goal to complete a hatty or destroy your biggest rival with a huge open-ice hit?

Would you rather suck me off or get a fist in your ass?

;

Kiss as much ass as Randleman and go first OA, or Kiss no ass and go 4th overall?

Originally posted by Å atan+Jun 25 2015, 11:19 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Å atan @ Jun 25 2015, 11:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Would you rather:

1. play on a line with Å atan or Collins?

2. be traded to <s>Regina</s> Prince George or Montreal?

3. fight ten duck-sized Bojo Biscuits, or one Bojo Biscuit-sized duck?

4. Go the rest of your career without scoring a goal or never win a Challenge Cup?

5. Score an empty-net goal to complete a hatty or destroy your biggest rival with a huge open-ice hit?[/b]

Added #s to these great questions:

1. Well I have already played with Collins and it was great he passes me the puck so I will have to go with him sorry baby, #hardchoices

2. Well on Montreal I could annoy Buzz Killington more but I think I rather play with Bumm and Prince to be honest. #scarecrows4lyfe #cuffytrades

3. 10 ducks that are bojo seems better, I could almost just stomp them. be like Mario and the fucking GOOMBAS #RLvideogames

4. Fuck goals I want that cup, ill grind it out baby and ride that pine so hard #missesthenet

5. Destroy with a hit, I am all about laying out everyone. An empty netter leaves no satisfaction, its like pulling out.

Originally posted by 701@Jun 25 2015, 11:32 AM<br />Would you rather suck me off or get a fist in your ass?

;

Fist in my ass for sure, I choke on small objects sorry bro. Read the warning label.

<!--QuoteBegin-probablydrunk@Jun 25 2015, 11:39 AM
Kiss as much ass as Randleman and go first OA, or Kiss no ass and go 4th overall?[/quote]

Kiss no ass, start wars, be hated, have multiple people block me and still go 4th to the better team in the draft. #tanktatics101.

Originally posted by probablydrunk@Jun 25 2015, 07:39 AM
Kiss as much ass as Randleman and go first OA, or Kiss no ass and go 4th overall?

Originally posted by Ballerstorm@Jun 25 2015, 07:59 AM

Stop following me scrub!

Originally posted by probablydrunk@Jun 25 2015, 08:06 AM


Stop following me scrub!

I can't help it. The site isn't very active at this time of the day.

Be trapped in a locker room with Kovalev for two seasons as his personal apologist ?

-OR-

Be fieldgoal kicked in the junk by Butch Buckley every 27 minutes for one 24 hour period ?

Originally posted by Ghostspeed@Jun 26 2015, 06:34 PM
Be trapped in a locker room with Kovalev for two seasons as his personal apologist ?

-OR-

Be fieldgoal kicked in the junk by Butch Buckley every 27 minutes for one 24 hour period ?

I'll take my chances with Kovalev, I already have to apologize for myself why not add another. besides butch would destroy my junk, also why 27 minutes??? weird ass time frame