Today, before the draft happens tonight in Ferguson, Missouri we would like to address the recent actions that we have made with the media and my request not to be drafted by the Kelowna Knights and to my brothers who are holding out of the SMJHL draft and season.

Firstly, Kelowna is a weird topic for me as someone who is affectionately known across the SHL/SMJHL as BigTittySmitty and the agency that represents me is BigTittyS Inc. As unfortunately BigTittySmitty Inc was oddly enough taken by Mook.

The reason for my clients request is quite simple, as someone who is known by this moniker and a viewed lover and expert on all things BigTitties and things #LAPdance it would be a very uncomfortable situation for myself, and my agent Dave Smith who is a rival of Kelowna since the inception of BTS Inc that to negotiate with Kelowna would be sour and not wanted as there is believed conceptions from our agency that the management could not live up to the demands of BigTittyS Inc.

We also fear with this reputation of BigTittySmitty that Kelowna may try some weird shit with me and if I do not comply they will not allow me to play the game I love which is hockey. That is why I have been requesting they do not draft me as it would be an awkward place to be for.

Secondly, to my brothers who are holding out on the SMJHL draft. We need you! As you know I, the founding member of BigTittySmitty was a Former Jr Commissioner and consultant to the SMJHL so of all people I have motive to join you on the other side and request not to be drafted. But, I am putting aside my differences for the greater good that is Jr Hockey. Remember my brothers, we need to make the SMJHL great again. If you won't do this during the draft. I encourage you to join my client Alek Koivu after the draft in joining the SMJHL.

#MakeSMJHLGreatAgain
#SorryKelowna

That is all... We at BigTittyS Inc. wish the best of luck to all draftees tonight in the draft. Don't forget your bullet proof vest as foolishly the SMJHL Executive Team has made tonight's draft in an oddball location. For the safety of all involved in the draft I encourage the SMJHL to move it to St. Louis, where an SMJHL team actually plays.

#Safety4All

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Dave Smith | 77 | | D | LA Panthers | Vancouver Whalers | Hall of Fame
Asbjørn Alexandersen | 47 | RW | Texas Renegades  | Detroit Falcons
Alek Koivu | 71 | D | Winnipeg Jets | Colorado Mammoths
Kenji Yoshimura | 88 | C | Los Angeles Panthers | Anchorage Armada

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S2, S5, S18, S22 Challenge Cup Champion
Hall Of Famers: (S7) Alex Reay | (S28) Daniel Merica

LW- Daniel Merica | Rage | Hall of Fame
REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S15 | SEA | 50 GP | 11 G | 9 A | 20 PTS |15 H | 2 GWG
S16 | SEA | 50 GP | 8 G  | 7 A  | 15 PTS | 9 H
S17 | SEA | 50 GP | 18 G | 17 A | 35 PTS | 20 H | 3 GWG
S18 | SEA | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 PTS | 89 H | 3 GWG
S19 | SEA | 50 GP | 17 G | 33 A | 50 PTS | 23 H | 2 GWG
S20 | SEA | 52 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 PTS | 52 H | 5 GWG
S21 | MAN| 52 GP | 22 G | 31 A | 53 PTS | 41 H | 6 GWG
S22 | MAN| 52 GP | 23 G | 35 A | 58 PTS |154 H| 1 GWG
S23 | MAN| 52 GP | 22 G | 23 A | 45 PTS | 105 H| 2 GWG
S24 | MAN| 52 GP | 16 G | 21 A | 37 PTS | 95 H | 1 GWG
S25 | MAN| 50 GP | 17 G | 20 A | 37 PTS |92 H
S26 | TEX | 50 GP | 18 G | 20 A | 38 PTS | 37 h
AWARDS
S15 SMJHL MVP
S18 Challenge Cup Champion
S21 1st Team All-Star
S22 1st Team All-Star
S22 Challenge Cup Champion
S28 1st Ballot Hall of Famer


LW- Daniel Merica Jr. | Stampede |  TPE: 1,013
SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S59 | ANA | 66 GP | 9 G | 6 A | 15 P | 100.4 PDO |               
S60 | ANA | 66 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 P | 100.2 PDO |
S61 | STL | 66 GP | 17 G | 12 A | 29 P | 99.2 PDO
AWARDS:
S61 WJC GOLD MEDAL+ GWG
SMJHL TRANSACTIONS:
S59: Drafted 22nd Overall by Anaheim Outlaws
S61: Traded to St. Louis Scarecrows
SHL TRANSACTIONS:
S60: Drafted 16th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora
S62: Traded to Buffalo Stampede for S65 2nd



Thanks to Ragnar, Wasty and myself for the sigs.

hey, Kelowna is still cool. the West Kendalowna pipeline is constantly hot and fresh including some o the best players from the SMJHL.

#BojoBrigade

Originally posted by Bojo@Sep 26 2016, 12:18 PM
hey, Kelowna is still cool. the West Kendalowna pipeline is constantly hot and fresh including some o the best players from the SMJHL.

#BojoBrigade

He's a Whaler. As a Knight, I wouldn't want to be drafted by Vancouver tbh.

Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 64
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S78: Won Challenge Cup with the Los Angeles Panthers
S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers
S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman)
S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 13
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S68: Won gold medal with Sweden
S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters
S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden
S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets
S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired
Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia
Number: 9
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Transactions/Achievements:
S38: Won gold medal with Russia
S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon
S32: Won bronze medal with Russia
S28: Won silver medal with Russia
S26: Named to the All-Rookie team
S26: Won gold medal with Russia
S26: Named captain of Russia
S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko)
S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon
S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights
S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights

Originally posted by enigmatic@Sep 26 2016, 11:45 AM

He's a Whaler. As a Knight, I wouldn't want to be drafted by Vancouver tbh.

Oh, fair enough. Carry on.

Ya.. alumni of Vancouver then Montreal (stupid old send down rules) and Detroit

Originally posted by Bojo@Sep 26 2016, 11:47 AM


Oh, fair enough. Carry on.

Firsy whaler captain to win 4 star cup. Creator and member of Whaler Hall of Fame. Smitty and whalers go like America and pumpkin pie and baseball

C - Kenji Yoshimura   Kenji Yoshimura Updates

Dave Smith | 77 | | D | LA Panthers | Vancouver Whalers | Hall of Fame
Asbjørn Alexandersen | 47 | RW | Texas Renegades  | Detroit Falcons
Alek Koivu | 71 | D | Winnipeg Jets | Colorado Mammoths
Kenji Yoshimura | 88 | C | Los Angeles Panthers | Anchorage Armada

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JHS killed the Whalers

Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay@Sep 27 2016, 12:59 PM
JHS killed the Whalers

Rip

George Walsh | Goalie | Prospect | 




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Originally posted by BigTittySmitty@Sep 26 2016, 11:48 AM
Ya.. alumni of Vancouver then Montreal (stupid old send down rules) and Detroit



Firsy whaler captain to win 4 star cup. Creator and member of Whaler Hall of Fame. Smitty and whalers go like America and pumpkin pie and baseball

Omg remember old send down rules )

Thanks Jove for my sig

Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay@Sep 27 2016, 05:59 AM
JHS killed the Whalers

A he still around lol

Remember before send downs were a thing?

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”





Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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