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ToeDragon84 · 02-07-2017, 03:20 AM

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Season after season Jason Visser has struggled to help his teams succeed at every level. From his time in the SMJHL with St. Louis to this past season with the Jets as a rookie -Visser has yet to produce anywhere. He did play on a USA team that won gold in S31, but when the time came for Visser to take on a real role with the team -he failed, and after a 5-3 loss to the Russians in the bronze medal game this past weekend coach Kortesi of team USA set orders in place to send The Visshound on a long awaited trip to a psychologist.

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Jason The Visshound Visser:A sports psychologist? What the fuck does that mean! Why would I need some fuckin guy to tell me how my brain is workin' wrong when i know I'm right inside? I've got the lord with me anyways.... Now get out of my way it's late and I'm gon sneakin some cow fields to find mushrooms it stopped raining I'm going fuck you!

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Toedragon84: Come on, bud it might be good for you. And it's not some guy, it's a lady.
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The Visshound: No way am I going! She better not be super hot, Toe. Fuck this I'm not going.

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Toedragon84: Jason what do you think this going to hurt? Don't you want to be a star? You're not going to do fuck all acting like this. Look at this shit, here's what the world thinks of you right now you little bitch.

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<div align="center">The Visshound stares at his page for a solid minute</div>

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Toedragon84:Yeah bud how do you feel now? Huh? Can you read?

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The Visshound: Hahah hey look at my PIMS in the playoffs the first three seasons 4 2 0 Toe! Nice bud, right!

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Toedragon84:Right right... The fuck is wrong with you though man, come on son think about it.

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Hours later Jason fell asleep in the back of his Cadillac Fleetwood Limited and was driven to meet with someone who's identity Jason wanted to remain private.</div>

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Toedragon84: But fuck that, Jason just go in there and talk -tell her anything, whatever comes to your mind alright bud. Dr. Ruth has helped a lot of people like you already just give her a chance.

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The Visshound: Tell her anything? .... Why the fuck are we here dog? ... I ... Oh god.

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Dr. Ruth: Hello Jaxon, I've heard all about the issues you've been having lately, and just know before we begin that I'm only here to help.

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The Visshound: God damn lady, what'r you tryna do, turn me into a girl or something the fuckouta here.

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Dr. Ruth: No no no no no nothing like that, why don't you tell me whether or not you've ever held hands with a girl?

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The Visshound: What the fuck does that have to do with anything? No no I haven't ever held hands with a girl what do I look like I'm gay? Listen I thought I was going to come here to learn how to score goals and smoke bowls, what's going on?

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Dr. Ruth: Ahh so you can't score? Just wait wait why do we have to go to bed right away? Let's talk about holding hands. You are too eager! Tell me what happened the last time you held hands with a girl and scored Jaxon, what did you do afterwards?

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The Visshound: Well I usually get off the ice after I score, skate as hard as I can to the gate and head straight to the locker room for a quick tug -I'll rip a bowl then get back to the bench.

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Dr. Ruth: What!!!

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The Visshound: Yeah I guess I do that pretty much every time I get a point really, heck sometimes I go back to the room and edge real quick, corner a bowl after a long shift and save it for later ya know real quick shifts we're talkin here goin forward, right?

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Dr. Ruth: Oh my dear, what are we talking about here?

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The Visshound: I don't know bitch you drug this out of me, you make sense of it.

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Dr. Ruth: I see, so after you hold hands with a girl you the next step is.. get high and ... stimulate yourself.

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The Visshound: What the fuck are you talking about holding hands still lady, I'm telling you about my time playing the greatest game on earth and you can't get your mind out of the gutter talking about hand holding over here is that all you do to earn money? You're just being gross for no reason woman! What the hell am I going to learn from you?Big FKn' TOE! I'm leaving you blow lady!

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Dr. Ruth: Wait! Don't you go anywhere! Jaxon you have to be very detailed with me, I don't know what you are talking abo...

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The Visshound: What more is there to know! My god! Like! Jesus! I don't need to take any of my gear off, but sometimes I like to untie my skates little and feel my toes wiggling around a bit, I can leave the helmet on, one glove usually most the time I don't need the dexterity.... Fuck this what am I doing

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Jason runs out of the building</div>

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Toedragon84: Jason, bud what the fuck happened why are you done so early?

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The Visshound: Shit man, she was just talking about trying to hold my hand, dude she wanted me to show myself naked man, I didn't feel comfortable in there like... She totally tried to molest me.

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Toedragon84: What! Damn that's not right, that can't be true Jason. You're a lying piece of shit.

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The Visshound: Yeah man she didn't even know my name -anyways it's fucked dude, but it pretty much never happened if I imagine it didn't ever happen... I'm just going to go home get a little high, pray and talk to god n shit you know I'll be good.

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Toedragon84: I don't know how to argue with that, but you were supposed to go in there and talk about your body's biomechanics and learn how to overcome mental barriers on the ice or something like that.

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The Visshound: Yeah well I feel like that's what happened here today, do you think going through all of this will make me score a lotta goals next season?

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Toedragon84: Yeah probably not, but I mean this seems good enough anways.

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Visser stories

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