**SHL S46 Draft media x2..(possibly 1080+\-)..Now ready**




What was that ?
That was/ is an attention getter ...Yes Chunky Style Milk.
( Which will be the name of someone's next player ..remember you read it here first)
Why do you need an attention getter you might ask? Well, it's an excellent advertising ploy. Especially when attempting to enter an established market with a new and untested product. The product I'm selling is Me.
And Me is attempting to enter this S46 draft with basicly no positive early reviews..
Because basicly I'm so late to the Party..



..I got no stat filled... "journey" to convey to you..thank gawd..and if you really wanted a bio.
It's already posted.. (Link to bio Here)...............................( no it's over Here)........ You look it up if you really care.

I have no heart warming story of overcoming the huge odds and triumphing over evil.
..(that's evil spelled Detroit Falcons )
Even though I did have a minor cameo appearance in that epic 6 part adventure known as the SMJHL Finals, that secured the Saint Louis Scarecrows the S45 Four Star Cup and a back to back champions status. I was simply a walk on ..no lines. Although, I did look good doing it.

So when one is attempting to gain interest you throw an attention getter up and scramble to get your message out before the next ...
SQUIRREL!!



....Distracts your intended audience.

Hi, how the Fu..Manchu are you?
I'm T.T. 'Tiger' Wawazat and ..I'm running for President...no wait, that's not right.
I got it, I'm here today to ask for your help..No , I'm NOT here to ask for cash to save the dwindling number of Bengal tigers and their ever shrinking natural habitat. I threw that in there cause I just watched that commercial . AND I like tigers...
I would like your assistance in securing the SHL equivalent of the "Mr. Irrelevant"
(Mr. Irrelevant is the title bestowed each year upon the last pick of the annual National Football League draft.)
I want to be the last daft pick in this upcoming SHL S46 SHL Entry draft.

Yes, you heard me right I want to be the Insignificantly Significant SHL draftee.

WHY? you ask??



..Because. I thought of it first ...



And since it's a Wawazat idea being selected as the Insignificantly Significant Draftee includes the following perks;
1. A coach fare ticket to Toronto where the Insignificantly Significant draftee will test drive  the latest offering from GM of Canada and participate in Crash safety testing in Toronto rush hour traffic.

2. A $25 dollar gift card to In-N-Out burger which he can re-gift to any member of the Minnesota Chiefs

3. The option to do ceremonial first puck drops at either SHL expansion teams last home game of the season in S46.

4. Throwing a live Barracuda on the ice at a Tampa Bay 'Cuda home game ..and a get outta jail free card after being arrested for the fish toss.

5. A short run of Insig/Sig signed customized sticks by a second rate stick manufacturer (TBD) these finely crafted sticks are to be given away at Charity auctions across the SHL as part of Hockey fights Cancer week.

6. A cameo appearance in an episode of "Pure" on WGN America  as a bearded Mennonite Gunman.

How can you help you ask??
Well, here's how ..
If you're an established player get on your teams discord and demand that your team NOT waste a pick on ..that Wawazat guy.
If you're a long time member of this site possibly a GM ,or a member of the HO , or an Owner perhaps ..
Send  that PM Strongly Suggesting that it would be in the best interests of the league that this, this Wawazat , was allocated to last pick status to ensure that the status quo remain in balance. If necessary trade down...way down.
I mean isn't it enough that you've green lighted expansion...
Surely it would be a grave mistake for any teams management to be so deluded as to believe IT would be anything but huge waste of time and money for this obviously untalented second rate minor leaguer to be taken any higher than the LAST PICK of the LAST ROUND..
I know the pick you save will be the pick you cherish. You'll thank me later.
On behalf of myself T.T. Wawazat I thank you for reading this much..
And now a commercial break cause we all know your attention spans aren't that long.






Ok, refreshed? ..of course you are ..did you take a potty break ..that's great.
Did you remember to flush? Cause you know she hates when you screw that up.
Ok Wrap it up ...Make Wawazat the last pick taken , Its the right thing to do to put"...that guy Wawazat" in the very last draft spot and to ensure that he stays there.
.... It's good for the economy.
..it's good for the environment.
..and it doesn't leave a waxy build up on your fine furniture.
Be secure in the knowledge now that by endorsing this plan you've saved the world from a N. Korean pop music incursion....And an intergalactic war with Screeeing bird men bent on deforest ing the planet to line their huge nests with a never ending supply of SHL news paper.
And as an added bonus I will order the cessation of the use of soft furry lab animals in Wawazat Tigers Blood testing. We'll  use those alien bird men instead
...Your neighbors will thank you.
...Your country will thank you.
...Your planet will thank you.
Yes, it's ALL good for the SHL .....Make it Happen.

tl;dr: Wawazat pick the fucking guy LAST. TY ..carry on...